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I've got some news for you
The bitch is you
And you fucked yourself

>>36179836
Is it the hair?

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Oh you're more than ready

get b& for being underage

>>36179793
text "tits or gtfo"

>>36179804
He might be in college, that might not even be a picture of him, you don't know, stfu

turn her back into a real girl and not a TI-84 plus graphing calculator.

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unless its... 2SPOOKY4U

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even Round The Twist!

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Now playing ayaotd

man its been years since I've seen this image

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>>36179600
>Mfw remembering when I first saw this image back in 2006 when my brother showed me a video that ended with this image popping up along with a scream

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>me when my normie friends set me up with a girl

I play rogue/assassin/ninja/etc every time it's available.

The cool quick opposite of obese robot me

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>>36179588
I'd be a Bard most likely. Unless there is a better class for an art fag who would sit there and yell "IM HELPING".

Average Robot is Rogue hands down, more specifically an Assassin. You know the type who play those.

>>36179588
Nothing too physical besides pure tank would fit the fat robots like myself. Probably not dps either.

Healer or pure tank, then.

>>36179561
How tall are you and how long is your dick?

>>36179606
6,2"
7.21 with a 6.1 girth

You could never be chad with the audacity to come to this board and post a thread like THIS

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here is a pepe pizza an anon here made.

>>36179904
ty saved

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>>36179547
Are rare Wojaks acceptable? I know this one is rare because I had a kind Anon here make it for me.

they were never admitted in

>>36179491
yeah i wonder why, when you turn on the TV and every show is the dad fucking up everything constantly and only manages to stay alive because he has a perfectly rational, level-headed and calm wife who makes all the right decisions

>>36179491
Your pic illustrates it nicely. The left has more or less openly declared its intention to destroy the white race, and most people are either on board or too caught up in their personal bubble to care. Partaking in the system is tantamount to pulling the trigger yourself, hence the term "wagecuck".

Maybe it's just a cute fetish and this is one of those things that falls into that category

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>>36179474
You speak as if that's a bad thing, dear anon.

Link it originally bro

I wanna be in that experiment desu

Were you testing whether or not I'd get a boner?

Because my dick is very hard.

me as the bottom

Father. Teacher. Friend.

F

>>36179371
honestly who cares

really

who gives a single shit

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>>36179371
Finally that faggot's gone.

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Hope you don't mind if I just...

you don't formally introduce yourself to an imageboard

You lurk, then you start posting.

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...post some memez here right quick

>>36179334
20% women looks a lot better than the guy

This chart is fucking shit.

>tfw 40%er but would fuck a 40% girl

>>36179302
High cheekbones
Nose job
Or the crooked jawline

Choose your pick.

>>36179302
-has a vagina
-wierd high cheekbones
-small widespaced eyes
-thin lips
-just bony appearance overall
-is a fucking roastie why the fuck are we supposed to care

saged, dude. Threads like these fucking suck and clog up the board. I dont even know who this bitch is but since shes a fucking roastie shes got orbiters obviously. obnoxious, weak, beta male orbiters like OP

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>>36179302
She's been blacked.

>tfw no rich chad bf

>>36179256
You have no idea how much this just ruined my mood. Fucking hell m8

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>>36179256
>tfw you'll never rape her and break her legs with an aluminum bate