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why do roasties get all flirty even if they're not single

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alchohol general :D

everclear so u dont get fat.

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Give me 1 good reason why I shouldn't kill myself.

>inb4 just do it feggit hehe

I want to live. I need a reason not to die. Plz help me fellow robots.

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I thought this would be a good thing, but I am starting to regret it.
a few months ago, I met this girl online. She seemed pretty cool, but once I found out she was 15, I wanted to just cut her off (I'm 22).
I felt a little bad about just dumping her like that though. I could tell she was pretty depressed, and I kinda wanted to help her out
Over the months, I talked with her, on and off, and eventually decided to meet up.
Turns out, we both share an obscure fetish, so we quickly started sleeping together regularly.
We meet up 2-3 times a week now, and sex is almost guaranteed every time. This is the first time I've actually had anything close to a relationship, and the only time I have had sex readily available...
Now this sounds great and all, I'm not even really in any immediate danger of getting caught, but I am having a hard time having any feelings for her.
She has started to fall in love with me, and is getting somewhat clingy, which I dont mind, but I know its going to end badly at some point. I am the first guy who has been genuinely good to her, and not just used her for sex. I am the one thing that makes her happy.
I am even somehow losing my sex drive, and its getting kind of old, since thats pretty much all we do together.
I don't know if I should break it off though. She has enough dirt on me to get me locked up if she wanted to, and I do care about her, but this secret relationship is wearing on me.

what is the best way to subtly make a relationship fade out naturally?

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>hiya anon! Waddaya think of my new hairdo? Pretty qt huh?!

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Why don't fat people kill themselves?

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Is Trump the new Kim Jong Un?

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We fucked up. We are literally too late. It was in the Boomers hands and they dropped the ball completely. Though every other generation including the current one would have done the same thing given the same historical consequences.

Climate change is going to ravage our civilization. I have never been one to indulge in the kind of "we deserve it" or "humans are a plague" horseshit.

We simply failed to accommodate for the signal to noise ratio. Too many people living their own lives, while those who sought power, obtained it. And then never, ever satisfied that hole and just kept digging.

The Arctic and the Permafrost are melting, this is going to trigger obscene Methane releases. People are far, far too optimistic about the timescale. Within the span of one generation (33 years) It's entirely foreseeable that Human Civilization as it is currently organized will cease to be.

The real death knell is when, en masse, the crops start to fail.

I'm very, very sad. And distraught. We are living in the height and might of Human Society right now, and to be frank we are on the downslope.

To this day there are still Climate Change deniers, or people who parrot that "The climate is always changing", or people who spout off that "Humanity may be destroyed but life will survive"

I dunno guys. The worst part, in my own selfish point of view, is that I see all this. And just think to myself to not have kids. Not have ridiculous career ambitions. And to just enjoy my family and friends and chemicals and games and all of it until the world runs down. And I know that that hedonistic urge will be felt by others, and we won't act until we really feel the pain. And by the time we feel the pain, it's ridiculously and comically too late.

I'm very sad.

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>tfw too stupid to even begin solving rubik's cubes

Being aware of your idiocy is such a crushing feeling. I don't even want to look up how it's solved, because it won't make me smarter and what's the point of having to look it up? I can't look up every tiny thing in life. Sure, considering how to look things up (not duplicating effort) might be a shitty form of "intelligence", but it can't replace being able to solve simple problems yourself,

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>my favourite memory is getting drunk on my 18th birthday
>by myself wondered around in the city and found a wise street musician
>he told me about life and taught me alot of things about family and love (even tho he thought I was gay)
>I was sitting there for hours that night when a lady came sat down with us
>her name was jackyln
>beautiful 28yo, married red head lady
>she wasn't allowed into the club her friends were going into so she just spent the night sitting outside with us.
>we talked for hours and she made me feel like I wasn't alone for the first time I could remember
>she told me I was a kindred spirit, hugged me and gave me a kiss before she left. she said she was glad she wasn't allowed in the club and said that night was meant to be
>I fell asleep happy that night

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Any Drumpf supporters here? I'm gonna beat your ass.

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Who else here is a full grown adult (26 years old here) but still feels like a teenager/child in more ways than one?

It helps that I still don't live on my own and I don't have any sense of independence, but even if I were an independent individual I still enjoy too many things that are targeted specifically at kids/teens like cartoons (not anime, but actual western cartoons)

I don't have any kind of life plan at all. I honestly would just kill to get a government check every month for $300, free government housing and some basic internet so I can just play video games and shitpost all day.

Not like finding other people in the same mudhole as me will help in any way, but it's an interesting point of conversation I guess.

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What happened to eggman???
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I haven't showered for 2 weeks. Four days ago I found a lump on my crotch and squeezed it and shit came out and now the whole area fucking stinks. It might be cancer.

Convince me to shower, but be warned, i'm not going to shower because some random internet people tell me to.

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Too much for some choccy lads