I didn't use lube/creams or anything to jerk off from 2011 to 2016. I lost my virginity in 2015 and during intercourse I almost felt NOTHING. A lot of the times I couldn't even stay hard because I didn't even get that excited/good feels on my dick. It actually felt like all the nerves on my cock were dead.
Anyways, after losing vcard and trying sex again, I kind of gave it a rest. 1 year later I hadn't changed anything in my masturbation habbits, but I managed to get laid a few times and the same thing happened, but I could stay hard a bit better because I wasn't nervous AF.
I realized there must be a problem so I started jacking it with lube about 4 weeks ago. And holy shit... I honestly haven't probably felt this good in 8 years. I'm 26 years old and just thought depression/aging makes masturbation not feel as good... And I think its true to an extent... But DAMN I'm feeling good right now. Can't wait to fug a qt again...
But I will never go back to dry rub. I really suggest that anyone here who is doing that switch to some sort of lubricant when you jack it.
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE!
OUT OUT OUT!
My cock produces a steady stream of precum so I never need lube.
>>36183249
I presume you're cut then?
I just realized that I literally want to do nothing in life and my biggest goal is winning the lottery so I can spend the rest of my life in front of a computer and die.
But is it really that bad of a thing?
Good God man, why are neurotypicals so animalistic?
Also Porn is made by depraved people and you are becoming more depraved and degenerate every time you watch it.
>>36183245
>>36183317
HOLY SHIT AN /R9K/ THREAD!
NOT A /SOC/ THREAD!
NOT A /A/ THREAD!
NOT A /B/ THREAD!
NOT A GOD FORBID /LGBT/ THREAD!
A FUCKING GENUINE ROBOT9000 THREAD!
>>36183317
>depraved people
Kikes aren't people
Does anyone here possess wish to have girls with mental disorders?
>>36183232
Yeah, apparently they fuck Hella good
Kind of.
It's the only way I imagine a girl could ever understand me.
>>36183232
No, I just want a vaguely attractive one that loves me back.
Which so far is impossible
I am too stupid to figure how to use the catalog. Can someone tell me how to?
Picture and text is a thread
Click picture of thread you want to enter
>>36183213
This is unbelievable that I have to sage your thread for that.
>>36183229
Does that go for all of 4chan posts or just the board?
Is there really a God? I think I have lost my faith desu. I grew up believing in the Christian God because I was encouraged to go to church by my parents. I stopped going at some point and just recently I told someone today that I am not a Christian. I still want to believe in a God and I actually do think there is one.
>>36183178
Yes, there is only one God
The Christian God
>>36183178
You can directly ask him to [email protected]
>>36183178
There's probably no god. There's no good way of knowing, so just do whatever. Life isn't serious business.
>so depressed I can't even masterbate any more
>>36183164
>Roll over and go to sleep sad hugging a pillow
Now he only novicebates.
>>36183187
I'm trying man, it's just difficult.
hey guys (lol)
that's not shrek
Why niggers stole white culture ?
>>36183147
Copy that, senpai
does everyone masturbate to facebook friends? pic relevent
I dont understand how you assholes find people like this on facebook. All i ever see is people in highschool and ordinary people yould see on the street. Never have i ever seen a facebook with someone like this. Am i just not looking correctly?
Fucking hell, I'd masturbate to her too if I knew her.
>>36183166
you just need to find em
With the face that you have could you look like a realistic girl if you just applied make-up, trimmed eyebrows and removed facial hair?
No, but most other anons can
FaceApp seems to think so.
Yeah, a pretty ugly one though.
Who wants to be my beta follower?i am accepting any and all. Just shower me with money now. You know you'll want to.
>>36183080
I want to take a hammer and smash this thing to bits as it makes retarded noises.
In it's last retarded dying breaths I want to fuck it's shitty asshole and as I come, strangle the last few moans out of her system and feel the piss and shit from her release muscles pour all over me.
>>36183080
Pic is from a thread where anon posted the women who liked his profile on OkCupid.
>>36183100
It is? I just got it from /soc/.
So 13 billion years ago there was an explosion in space and now in 2017 i have to endure life as a 26yo KHV
this is some fucking bullshit
stop moaning, what are you a woman?
>>36183075
As another cosmic being sharing this space rock let me communicate through this electrical computer network that you're a fucking moron.
>>36183075
>implying universe can feel
>oh boy I sure hope anon likes the coffee I'm making him! :3
Is it starbucks?
Where is it from?
>>36183112
>I made it silly! :P
>look how im a hot mixture of hipster intellectual, gamer and spiritual
fuck off nu female
Watch me sum up /r9k/'s entire worldview in a single word.
>wah
That is all.
>wah
What did OP mean by this?
>wah
>not muh
Did you mean WAAARGH?!
Good morning wagecuck, are you ready to go to work?
it's almost 5am buddy, get out already of the bed and take the bus before it leaves you again!
Tic, toc
wagecuck.
tfw 22 hours of work per week from fri-sun and the rest of the week off
>>36182789
I just woke up, my shift starts when people go to sleep.
>>36182789
Shift starts in 4 min. I'm gonna walk in right now :)
>tfw khvv (kissless handless virgin vegan)
>>36182776
If you were making a meal for a new friend, what would you make them?
>>36182776
>handless
wat.jpg
>>36182776
i thought i was the only vegan on this board
youre also a girl, right?