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>on bus, in lecture, sitting in the park or qhatever else public place
>make eye contact with a roasty
>don't look away but keep a neutral stare
>DO NOT SMILE!
>try to keep eye contact as long as you can
>suddenly after you have built up tension slowly look away and never look back in her direction
>watch from the corner of your eyes as she gets visibly upset and confused
You don't have to be extremely attractive to make this work but this really trains you to become confident around women while at the same time you get to upset some roastys. Tey it out m8!
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>>36183667
I feel like if I did this I would creep women out, and in extreme cases get called out for it and beaten by a normie mob
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>>36183699
That's why I wrote neutral stare. If you happen to have a resting bitch face or crazy eyes you ought to practise a little in front of a mirror to obtain your perfect neutral face. Try to keep it up and don't smile and you will cause these roastys to become confused as fuck.
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>>36183759
Well that's unfortunate, since my eyebrows make me always look angry, as countless normies have delighted in pointing out
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>surrendered myself to the autism and started playing paradox games
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>>36183658
Like Snake Eater?
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a step in the right direction.
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I-is doing that really autistic?
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How does one beecum more attractive? I tried getting /fit/ and getting some better clothes, cut my hair, got better glasses, but all of that turned me from a 3/10 to maybe a 4/10. Am I just doomed? How do I get my lips to be less full? How do I empty out my chubby child cheeks?
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>>36183636
Get a lip reduction.
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Other than being fat to begin with, chubby cheeks are from swallowing incorrectly - if you do it wrong, you strengthen your cheek muscles every time you do it. Look up "Mike Mew swallow" to see how to do it right. I've lost all the chub my cheeks had and they are hollow like a lot of male models have, though this can only be seen in photos in the dark for some reason.
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>>36183710
>I've lost all the chub my cheeks had and they are hollow like a lot of male models have
how long did you had to wait for noticeable effects
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>r9k used to call out mentally ill faggot trannys
>now it's nothing but "hehe cute boipucci"
what the fuck went wrong?
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the subconscious was made conscious
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lgbt shills
it should be a bannable to offense to post their gay shit
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Prison gay effect
Show off your battlestation in this thread.
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>>36183548
A hearty kek to you
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>>36183548
Mirin those pec gains
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>>36183548
Oh fuck, how can I delete this
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Post objectively good shows that trigger hipsters
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>anime
OP I thought you said good shows?
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>>36183540
Evangelion is a good show anon
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That is 2dep4u hipster shit.
>25 hidden threads
Stop posting sexy pictures, I'm trying to nofap and stop my addiction to porn
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>>36183505
Anon, I want you to fuck me.
Come stroke my thick thighs and spread my legs. Then fuck me hard.
OK?
>pic related, it's me
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>y-you want to lick my butthole? o-k i guess, mom left you in charge
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Can we post qts?
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Faces of /r9k/
Assume, rate, anything!
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>>36183433
Taken on a holiday in Portugal desu
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>>36183433
>used to be in garage band
>drugie
>1.5/10
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You look like a nice fellow
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>tfw meet a girl who actually seems to like me and wants to keep seeing me
BUT:
>she comes from a family of a single mother and hates her father
>is a bit feminist
>had quite a few partners before me
What do? I like her desu. I know there are red flags all over the place but I'm a lonely robot and hanging out with her is fun.
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consider being cucked by her your apology to society
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>>36183379
fuck her if you can but don't get serious and always use a condom, you don't want to get this crazy bitch pregnant.
also you're no robot, faggot
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>>36183379
Stop thinking in memes, for starters.
There's nothing inherently wrong with any of the 3 points you raised.
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>be me
>not the ugliest motherfucker alive but still a 5/10 at my best
>had hair and beard cut the day before, feel like a 5.1/10
>on the bus to work
>7/10 woman sits not far away from me
>lurk at her, she has truly beautiful green eyes and curly hair
>she looks at me and smile
>about to react as always (glue my eyes on the floor and never look up again) but instead I harvest all my courage and decide to smile back
>she turns her head then looks at me again, and keeps smiling
>eye contact for 3 seconds (circa)
>P.A.N.I.C.
>glue my eyes on the floor and get off the bus at the next stop to wait for the next one
Why am I such a faggot? Why can't I just die already?
What would a normal person do in such a situation?
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>>36183341
Yeah I know it sucks I do the same thing.
I just know that I have no bantz and trying to make conversation seems like a enormous task.
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>>36183341
>What would a normal person do in such a situation?
Smile back and not overthink the situation.
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>>36183389
>trying to make conversation seems like a enormous task
this.
>>36183396
>Smile back and not overthink the situation.
but what if she keeps looking at you? I'm not used to people smiling at me.
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Anyone here who has given up on love because you've had your heart broken too often and too harshly?
>tfw 30 and... you're just... done.
Life is hollow.
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Oh woe is me, I've had too much pussy
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Hit the original bong.
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I remember the pain I've had when I was your average robot virgin.
Lost my virginity to a prostitute when I was 24 even.
Life was hard back then. I was full of emotions, and I wanted to share them so dearly with others, just so their hearts would glow as bright as mine. It was a very lonely period, of course. Everyone just wants to be accepted and loved, but no one wanted me for who I was. Despite the posturing here online, I felt inadequate and it was all so unfair.
Eventually I got my wish, though. A few times even. It was beyond anything I've ever experienced and I feel so incredibly privileged to have experienced it.
It wasn't easy to drop all my barriers and love unconditionally, but when I did, I had never been so free before.
It hurts deeply when you're hurt while your guard is down. Every time I got stronger out of it and became a better person, but this time... the momentum to bounce back has faded. This time I'm just so tired. I feel hollow and I've given up.
I've lost my perspective. I'm alone and am nobody.
But this time I'm just... done.
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1. Pick a name for yourself, nothing disparaging to yourself, and use it in the namefield, from your very first post, I insist. I need to right away be able to connect your name to your words.
2. Share your problems, symptoms, diagnoses, everything you have and want to share. I'll always have something to say and I'll always listen to you completely.
3. Many anons are becoming regular in this thread; if they're around, you can talk with them too. Many of you have similar problems. You're stronger together, and before you tell me that's "normie speak", remember that you're on this board for that very reason (usually).
4. Look for the good-bye picture to see if I have left already.
5. Feel free to talk to each other, even if the post is addressed to me; if you can help or share a similar thing, go ahead.
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>>36183284
Do you know that most of anonymous you're helping are failed-normalfaggots and normalfaggots ?
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>>36183297
What difference do you make between a failed normalfag and a robot?
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>>36183309
From my point of vue; the normal-faggot was a normalfaggot before seeking in the robothood. Give him a second chance and he will goes full normal again.
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>be morbidly obese fuck
>need to lose 100 kg/220 lbs to be normal
>start diet
>lost the first 10 kg/22 lbs in a month
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>but the only thing I can think of is the plastic surgery for loose skin I will need at the end
I'm scared as fuck guys.
Has anyone here done it?
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Lol, these fat bait threads are straight whackamole. Gotta snap these fatties down and defeat these trolls though!
Given this isn't bait, consider that your skin naturally tightens as you exercise. The only way to get loose skin is to remove your fat via surgery
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>>36183332
>your skin naturally tightens as you exercise
He doesn't exercise, he just eats healthier. It still can cause stretchmarks or some loose skin.
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>>36183332
>Lol, these fat bait threads are straight whackamole. Gotta snap these fatties down and defeat these trolls though!
what?
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>>36183261
Bump? Anyone wanna play some vidya?
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>>36183609
I might be up for a game, but first tell me an embarrassing secret about yourself that you wouldn't want getting out.
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this board is not /soc/
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>>36183750
He just wants a friendo. Don't be so mean, anon-kun.
and can we get that embarrassing secret please
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This image summarises /r9k/
Prove me wrong.
>Pro tip: You can't
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>>36183257
why are british people so special that they need their own general for every single fucking board
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Post that image without the /r9k/ /britfeel/ shit pls
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>>36183257
You already post this yesterday and no one replied to you.