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slap her for thinking girls should get circumcised.

>>36184056
Kill yourself you diseased fag.

slap her for thinking guys should get circumcised.

>>36184032
>pranks

Are you sure that's what this is?

>>36184059
yeah lol its like a wet willy

Lmao I love pranking my friends when I shove my cock in them and ejaculate in their hole

should i talk about music?
will that work?

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>>36184002
>>36184173
Just talk about whatever comes to your mind, you can always change topic if you feel like it's not interesting for them

>>36184212
thanks
Ive been thinking about making a drawing too for them
they like cars too im not sure
and they play osu
There's a lot to start with but im not sure

>>36183931
there is nothing wrong with fapping to your waifu, it's the closest you'll get to having sex with her
In fact you should be proud

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>fapping to your waifu
>feeling shame

Just think she enjoys that someone finds her sexy

they literally just make you impulsive/dumb

like taking a trip to the reality retards live in

but it does feel pretty good, most of the time. so yea, I'd give them a go. though I'd try pot first

>>36183928
They're pretty nice, as long as you have a healthy respect. Read lots so you know what to expect. Start with a low dose. Ideally take with experienced friends. Make sure you have some nice things to do.

>>36183928
The way I would explain it is they make you feel like a child again. Everything is interesting, like you're seeing it for the first time.

Pfft... You spelled cow wrong you stupid idiot.

>>36183893
Brother please, oats.

Maybe if you force the meme enough it will really become one

>>36183868
Do you really like this cartoon.?

>>36183868
Don't ever fucking taIk to me again

>>36183868
Morning. Btw, Is brown Steven Universe girl a meme on /r9k/ or are you just one anon posting her?

same except only the 'I just feel depressed' part

>>36183880
What kind of depressed?
I think I have extremely low self esteem but I don't know what to do. Everything and everyone seems too good for me.

>Why does this have to happen?

Its cause you are a beta bitch.

>>36183853
>i want to have a wife who stays home while i go do all the work and when i get home i get to see her smilling face as she is holding our baby.

Then go find one.

>>36183914
Boy golly it is really that simple aint it. Gosh,i should have thought of that.

>>36183967
Don't mention it

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>>36183797
>He hasn't had sex yet

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>>36183797
Yeah, so what? I like CHVRCHES. There, I said it.

Lauren Mayberry is an amazing musician and she is so beautiful and wonderful.

>>36183797
I can enjoy pretty much anything beyond country, folk is alright and some very rare bluegrass. But the whole country muh beer, jesus, etc. toby keith type shit, no.

get slim faggot

>>36183760
im ttryingg

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You really get turned on by something like that? You're genuinely disgusting. Do you not have even a shred of self-respect? Sitting there jerking that pathetic little chub to being degraded, and not even by 'real' people, just anonymous strangers who literally couldn't care less whether you live or die. Pathetic. Try looking in the mirror and making eye-contact with the fat sissy faggot staring back at you next time, get a little glimpse of why you're going to die alone.

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>>36183749
But I can't tie my shoes. I've tried for years. If Velcro and Crocs didn't exist, I would have to walk around barefoot.

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>>36183768
get someone to tie them once so they're loose on your feet then glue the knot.

Speaking as someone who isn't too autistic to tie his shoes, I literally never bother to tie/untie mine I just slip them on and off.

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>>36183768
These will match your fedora perfectly my friend :^)

>>36183726

Which begs the question, Who cares about misogyny?

>>36183828
>Which begs the question, Who cares about misogyny?
Roasties.

I think feminism should properly be called the women's movement

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Hello fellow anon , YOU MUST WAKE UP

>>36183745
>>36183745
>Hello fellow anon , YOU MUST WAKE UP
What do you mean?

>>36183705
>slavery ended
Not at all my friend. We are still slaves to the small group of wealthy and powerful elites. The group that controls society.

>>36183668
Political parties were a mistake. In fact, George Washington was against parties.

>>36183851
He was. It started with the second president and then it lead to a civil war with the most casualties of any US involved war. Now to this day, Americans are still bitching against each other about the same issues.

>>36183851
george washington was (esp. in the context of the other 'founding fathers') kind of a brainlet. if he was onto something with the admonition against faction it was less the product of political genius and more the product of him parroting the same kind of speech a lot of his contemporaries would make a bit more eloquently. seriously, the dude got the job because he was a war hero, not because he was some kind of philosopher-king in the making

>>36183668
>you don't really know who is really right and wrong and these opinions are just entirely subjective.

this is literally the deal with politics anywhere, always, in any context.
political questions by definition don't have "objective" right/wrong answers.
if one side was objectively right then why would anyone believe otherwise?

>Very few seem to actually go out and make some real changes based on what they believe in.
american government is resistant to easy change (and for good reason)
the idea of a republic is that we elect representatives to make change for us

>If you're not a republican, you're a democrat and vice versa
no you're not
this is very dumb
the republican platform is all about social conservatism and free market economic policy. the democratic platform is all about social liberalism and top-down controls over the economy. all of their specific positions arise from these fundamental philosophies. plenty of people don't buy these philosophies or only support one because it is preferable to supporting the other.

>Americans can no longer debate politics or current event issues without offending each and getting very vindictive and personal with each other

this was literally never possible
there was no golden age of american public debate
the athenian forum was always imaginary
seriously, if you read anything jefferson or hamilton or so forth wrote to each other, particularly when they disagreed, they absolutely come off as vindictive and personal.