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>Don't worry anon, i will love you, even if you don't work and still live in your parents house playing videogames and spent all day in your computer....even if you don't take care of your body, even if you don't have any hobbies....or friends....e....
She will leave for somebody better or with a better personality...

You need to change everything, you and the way you think to have somebody.

You aren't the "nice intelligent guy", you are the boring dump asshole without personality.
Chad isn't a douchebag, that only exist in your mind, he is a guy who is better than you in everything: personality, looks, wealth, intelligence.
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>Not any of the things OP described
>Still a lonely khhv
I'm just autistic
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>>36189515
If you invoke emotions (doesnt matter good or bad) she's more likely to stay with you. Guys often forgot that they're talking with girls and not guys.
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I never thought chad was a douche, just thought he was socially more successful then me.

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Can you imagine something more terrifying than a venomous flying spider?
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>>36189495
Drop bears
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Those spiders the size of cats in the Middle East?
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>>36189554
cats aren't that big

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Big boobs

You like?
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I love big boobs! I want to be a big busty girl!
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>>36189481
nice ass > cowtits.
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>>36189481
Ofcourse I love them . What am I gay ?

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Why are all of the mentally ill fagposters on here also animeposters?

What is the correlation between the disease of homosexuality and anime?
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>>36189480
I don't know the correlation but I do know they both belong in gulag.
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>>36189480
We definitely needed another one of these dumb threads desu

HEY GUYS WHAT IF ANIME MAKE U GAY???!?
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>>36189480
You look at anime and it just looks gay. It's not too hard to figure out.

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She's right.

If the person can afford a fucking 184 dollar meal, they can afford to tip 20%, especially if Erica provided a "wonderful experience".

Hurr durr American tipping culture. Yes, we tip here and it is understood that you are to tip 20% on satisfactory service at a restaurant.
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>>36189426
I wanna go to America just to eat a resturant and not tip.
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the women in my family work as servers, and some nights they'll complain about bad tippers leaving less than 15% even though they made $20-$30 an hour when tips are included.
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>>36189426
When will we destroy tip culture? I avoid resturaunts where I have to tip.

Its all an exploit for employers to not pay their employees minimum wage.

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On my way to job interview, ended up behind this.

Why haven't you shaved your head yet, baldingbots?
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>public transportation

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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i'm only having recession right now, so it's not necessary. the amount it's receded at 21 seems to indicate i only have a couple more years though
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>>36189420
What's the job?

Originaligai

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Hey, R9K! Post your rooms/basements/sleeping spaces and have other anons rate them.

Pic related is where i live and sleep and eat
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>>36189418
Sorry for being a lazy fuck, but I will post my PC instead. Too lazy to stand up and take a full picture of my room
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>>36189528
god damn, I'm high as fuck
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>>36189544
>>36189528

Is that really your pc??

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give me a bIowjob
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>>36189368
>give me a bIowjob
sorry I don't like frog posters
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>>36189407
>sorry I don't like frog posters

give me a blow job
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>>36189427
>>>36189407 (You)
>>sorry I don't like frog posters
>give me a blow job
You still posted a frog

Lets play a game. I will write why I am a fucking loser and you guys must prove that you are worse than me. The greatest robot wins.
>19 yo
>brainlet
>ugly face
>into humanities
>KHV
>slavic third world country
>people hate me and they were trying to literally kill me for fun
>poor as fuck
>poor family with old NEETs and mentally ill relatives
>bone cancer

I am thinking about suicide every day, I hope I'll die soon.
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>>36189337
>19 yo
fuck off milos
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>>36189337
everyone dies in the end so why compare yourself to every other animal. i say fuck em.
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What's the point of this? I'm not playing your little games.

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ITT: the GOAT sex position of all time
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tfw this board is literally just /b/
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>>36189333
/b/ content stays on /b/
please
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>>36189346

dude we're allowed to talk about various topics here including sex

we have fetish threads all the time and this is no different

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>tfw your father is one in a million ugly.
> made you one in a million ugly.
Why are ugly parents so cruel? I didn't ask for this.
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>>36189096
And that is why we need positive eugenics. OP, don't you dare leaving any offsprings.
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>>36189096
>father was 9/10, 6'3" air force mother fucker
>mother was 9/10 ivy league professional woman
>no male in the family is under 6ft on either side
>...
>they waited until 35 to have kids
>I turned out a 1/10 fucking mutant manlet with mental problems, total black sheep and the only failure in a beautiful and successful family

I promise you, the gods are pretty cruel themselves.
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>>36189096
That math doesn't add up

If he's one-in-a-million ugly then the chances of you being ugly are greater than one-in-a-million

Your one-in-a-million chance of being ugly would only be accurate if your dad was really good looking, your mom as well.

I have explained this in another thread yesterday but I will do the same again.

How attractive males are to females depends entirely on how masculine they are. In nature masculinity ensures that if there is an immediate threat to a female the male will step up and take care of the threat.
The male attractiveness depends mainly on how physically capable they are (only then does the man's personality come into play, but that doesn't matter if you don't look masculine),
This means that skellys are at the very bottom of the ladder beaten by fat lards because they are more capable of defending a female, at the very top we have the muscular males with masculine facial features.
Masculine features such as large muscles (not too large, they have to look natural) defined cheek bones, broad shoulders, low amount of fat in the face (baby faced men are a massive turn off because they are also perceived as weak) and above average height. The prime reason why manlets struggle so much is because they're seen as physically incapable so they have to compensate for it by building muscle.

Additionally, the reason why the male suicide rate is 2x higher than the female one is because males are naturally expected to be emotionless, because being emotional as a male is a sign of weakness and femininity. We, males are expected to be emotionless meat heads. Women can tell you that they want a "nice guy" but the truth is that they prefer to go for an alpha that will degrade her and show her where her place is. This is the main reason why so many white women go into coal burning and go for people with violent crimes on their record, because they are alpha and show aggression. In primates it is usually the most aggressive and strongest male that gets all the females, supporting the alpha hierarchy.

cont
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>>36189057

Finally, the
>Just be yourself
fallacy

The "Just be yourself" technique only works if you are naturally assertive and dominant, which is seen as an attractive trait amongst men. This is probably why women rarely chat up men because it's the male that should show dominance by talking first, leading the conversation.

I hope this will help some of you, I also hope that this thread won't die straight away.
/discuss
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but this definition is circular, since masculinity is what women are attracted to
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>>36189085

That's what I'm pointing out in this post, that masculinity is all that really matters.

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I've had a bunch of sex over the years and I've pretty much decided that women and relationships are a time suck. I don't enjoy casual sex anymore and relationships can be good but really emotionally complex. I haven't had sex for a while and I'm not dating. So I've been thinking of a solution.

>Step 1. Go to sperm banks and donate sperm for long enough to know my genes will pass on
>Step 2. Take drugs that lower my sex drive. I know there's anxiety meds that do this as well as hormones. Ive heard a lot of transwomen lose their sex drives almost immediately. I wouldn't mind that. I hate having a sex drive. I'm sick of masturbating.
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i don't understand why relationships and love are so universally wanted. everyone knows it's a temporary high followed by a crash that requires rehabilitation or a new fix to get over. on top of that, masturbation tempers one's sex drive and doesn't require social posturing, reducing yourself to a list of qualities that are deemed positive and negative to be evaluated by some dumb girl that hardly has any positives herself, constant participation in the career rat race to impress girls.
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>>36189223
It's nature's way of trolling you. It survives the environment therefore it continues. Sex is over a billion years old as a process. Though species have their own specific ways of doing it and this is ours.

I just find myself happier and my head clearer when not chasing women. Women fuck with my head too much.
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>>36189039
why pass your genes and not your influence?

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>"So...table for one?"
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>yes

I often go for lunch alone or with a friend
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>>36189028
I did this a lot during the late 90s. I worked across the street from a diner, so I'd stop in for lunch most days. They eventually banned me from the premise, because I never tipped, and would hit on the waitresses.
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>>36189028

Nope, I'm headed to the bar. Come by and I'll buy you a drink?

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How do I deal with being part of an inferior race? Individually I know I'm better than 90% of humanity but the fact that some basement dwelling cheeto huffing loser thinks he's better than me because of accomplishments he never took part in really pisses me off
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Become an honorary white I guess?

Have a nice house, raise a nice family. Maybe play gold.
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>>36189032
*Golf, if you're one of those guys.
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realize that the losers kids will tend to have 100+iq while your kids will tend to have 85iq

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