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>>36190456
>left panel is truth, safety, civilization and delicious snacks
>right panel is marxist chaos, lies and degeneration

yeah im going with drumpf and im not even american

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Don't feed the troll
/sage

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>>36191498
GR7 newfag

kys

Yeah right, as if you could know about the 71 genders without studying them in detail in uni

>>36190835
>71 genders
You need to jump off of a bridge

>>36190835
it is 76 genders not 71 genders

Lawful neutral.
A man got to have a code.

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anyone who spend at least 5 year on 4chan can be nothing other but chaotic
good also very unlikely but possible
neutral most likely as result of seeing some shit
evil possible if btfo too many time

personally i have the chaotic neutral

>>36190395
Robots are either chaotic neutral or neutral evil

>>36190282
Gonna need a higher res version of that image, stat

>>36190282
because other people and their opinions effect me

Because even if I go off on my own way, and follow a path of living for myself, I still get lonely.

>>36190232

why doesn't it inspire you?

>>36190232

>see young couples constantly, all the time, in public
>see them even in the dead of the night
>instantly think about /pol/ and /r9k/ and how people never shut up about young men 'opting out' despite me hardly seeing one woman alone without a boyfriend the entire night
>mfw

It's a unique feel, but it exists.

>>36190232
>the bitch is walking around with an extremely fucking smug look on her face
I have never wanted to kill a human more.

>>36190222
Here's the issue pal. You can't tell them you haven't been doing anything. It just makes you look unproductive. Instead, try telling them you've taken up something new. Whatever it may be. Just make sure that whatever you say you're learning, it could possibly contribute to how you'd fit in well with their company.

"My mother fell ill. I was taking care of her. She is better now".

>>36190222
I've been working with my to start a business. Boom, you got the job. Just lie you dumb faggot.

MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>36190039
Is it horrible that I kinda want to see this happen? I wouldnt be laughing at the dead it would just be morbidly facsinating.

Fairly certain my coworkers think I'm a nonce

>often have banter with coworkers about fit girls that come in the shop
>one asian girl in today
>tell my coworkers she's peng
>she comes closer
>shouts for her mum
>she's about 12

Very sad day lads

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>>36190159
What do you mean? What happened?

>>36190634
i cant remember much, but my friend put her feet on my face, and now i'm just attracted to it.

I had a dream two nights ago I was lacking my sisters legs and feet!
Please help me!

>>36190106

>Fell for the just be yourself meme
>Fell for the just go for an ugly fat girl meme
>Approached a fat ugly girl with the intention of asking her out
>I say hi
>"EWWW DONT TALK TO ME LOSER"
>haha... uhhh... sorry...
>walk away

I mean she at least was nicer than how average/hot girls treated me but it was still really hurtful

Don't fucking fall for OP's bullshit.

>>36190106
I tried yesterday and it went horribly wrong. So I decided to give her (and myself) a break today, went home and slept the whole day. I'll try again the day on Thursday.

>>36190106

/pol/ and /r9k/ are filled with these "women are oppressed and lonely bro just go date them haha" threads for a few days now.

I hate when femtards try to raid these boards.

>laugh at the losers
Yet they have friends and a lover and you don't. They also have a supportive family and a house of their own. They have a nice paying job and a succsessful career. Yet you're nothing but a pathetic leech who cries at his own insecurities. I bet you live with your mom aswell, faggot.

>>36190142
>t. Assmad gender studies major

It's okay, we all know you got memed on and are now a pathetic burger wagecuck.

You can't help but to waste your life away here like the loser you are. The poor ass loser lmaaaooo

>>36190258
I actually have a nice job and a nice life. I'm not a pathetic dagenerate with nothing to live for.

>>36190077
Meant to write "cucked" instead of fucked.

Idk. At least you got double dubs though

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>>36190077
>demoted at work
What did you do, anon?

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>>36190005
Don't fall for this. Have you ever once had a girl reflect you and say it's because you aren't in the top 10 percent. Don't get your baseline from tinder profiles

Its easier if you meet them in real and make an impression. But then again if you're ugly as sin its not gonna help much. Just buy a pocket pussy and dedicate all your effort to a hobby or something lol

that's weird, i know no 10/10 chads, but i know plenty of guys with gfs and sex lives

>>36189999
everything in my power to marry her

nice quads

Probably fondle her tits.

>>36189999
Question what she wants from me

Then sex probably

>robot
>has facebook

gtfo normie

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>>36189991
>tfw i had a facebook last year
>people started avatarfagging with my fb pics
>delete fb
>mfw a year later people are still roleplaying with my pics

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>having a facebook
fuck off chad

>>36189984
Robot 1 - Chad 0
Seconding OP. I like MDMA (price way too high where I live), smoking pot a lot, shrooms and LSD. But can only and hardly afford 420.

chad beats up robot
>lol that guy had it coming, he should be more careful next time
robot beats up chad
>OMG CHAD ARE YOU OK!? I can't believe psychopaths like this roam around!

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>>36190719

Heheeh! Weeeeeed maaaaaan!