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Being a NEET demands some qualities that a lot of people don't possess. They would be as miserable or even more miserable as a NEET than they are as a wagie. It's really sad when you think about it, but that's how it is.

I wish to become neet how do I do this?

I'm a childless man. There are pretty much no neetbux for someone like me.

>>39275395
If it's voluntary it's by definition legal as long as you don't mutilate her or kill her. Although she can revoke her consent whenever she feels like it.

>>39275395
>willing
>slave
Choose one

>>39275450
But this particular slave wants my friend to be very violent with him.

>>39275452
>Willing to be a slave.
How's that?

alcoholism and motorsports my good man

>>39275332
nice choice, im probably partying and buying clothes today

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Hello, my fellow moneybot! I have 5k of my about 320k inheritance to fuck about with. Here's hoping that you spend your money on something better than weeaboo figures like I've done so far.

>>39275243
when you shitposted it instead of calling cops

>>39275243

Poo
In
Loo

India #1

>>39275251
>Nigguh we be shitposting now cuh

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>I want you more than anything in my life

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>I'll miss you more than anyone in my life

>I love you more than anyone in my life

>>39275072
don't worry, the depression will make your libido go away eventually and vidya will become a chore, it happened to me

Start working on improving yourself anon. Gym, school, work. Eventually you will realize you hate people, society is going to shit, and relationships are overrated. Eventually you will full circle back to where you are now, except now you will enjoy your alone time and be liberated.

>>39275108


8'ish year NEET, i never lost interest in sex. At the end though i started to hate most vidya, gaming started to feel like work, the whole time i;d be sitting there saying to myself why am i playing this, at best i could only do a half hour, and finally gave it up. Same for movies, TV, comics, reading books about my hobbies. just got super bored with everything

beat him up, it prolly wouldn't get you the girl but she'd lose respect for him

>>39275196

>asking a robot to beat up a chad

Thats the most original thing I've read today

>>39276094
>>39275196
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but really anon, if he gets a bit to a aggressive actually start a fight with him, i being really honest here: you probably wont beat him up

I really like this picture for some reason I don't know why

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>>39274865
Any last words before you go back to hell?

>>39274990
It looks like she's recalling anal rape.
You're welcome.

Only r/AsianBBC

Incels of course,

shout out to my bros!

glance at FA, MGTOW is ok, deadbedrooms is funny LOL, confessions is ok,

and shoplifting is funny

>>39274781
MGTOW is just stupid "hurrr all womyn is dumb" shit, mostly.
Very little actually researched and well argued gender difference, only low brow SJW-bash tier /b/ content.

>>39274666

I like it.

Nah you didn't

>>39274666
why thank you for the free image anonymous

It looks like shit. Yeah you got kiked, who the hell would pay 350 for that? At most 30.

>>39274657
is pic related? Wrong board.

Personally I like chubby/tall girls desu, tho I'm a 5'7 skele and below average too

>>39274687
idk, I just typed "below average girl" in google and it was the first match

>>39274687
i am 5'7 and like tall girls as well, they are actually nice and smile to me sometimes, the short pigmy women always go out of their way to make me miserable, what's their fucking problem?

tfw get broken up with over mental illness

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>have invisible girl with me since before I can remember
>spend all my childhood days talking with her
>end up really loving her
>she gives me comfort through all the shitty, lonely life I have
>one day I can't feel her presence anymore
>never meet her again

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>per cat's stomach
>he hates it
>starts to scratch and bite me
>hurts a lot
>continue while laughing histerically

I have to fight off the urge to kill myself after minor inconveniences.
I have no idea how people put up with things like that.

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>>39274616
STOP FUCKING BRAGGING NORMAL FAG
REEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hahahaha your life is pretty much over

You're back to square 0 but instead of being 20 you're 30.

that's a nice bathroom,

i used to take naps on the bathroom floor with the shower running, the sound of rain and storms relaxes me, i cant explain why, i've heard other people like it too though.

Until my water bill came. now if i do i just lay there with the fan on :(

>>39274595
Yeah I'm like that too always find it soothing when it's raining and you're going to sleep. Better than complete silence I guess.

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>>39274644


oh, i cant sleep in total silence, i have a fan running, a cricket noise machine and a radio in another room. i really dont like total silence.

my favorite ambient noise though is rain or shower noise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzjTXxKlIWc

it boggles me the amount of people who mistake "shy/socially awkward" as "antisocial." People with APD are the most manipulative and charming people you would ever know.

I blame the internet for perpetuating and almost romanticizing the "awkward" culture.

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>>39274500
>then instead of than

>>39274578
Or how about the incorrect usage of the word "culture"?