are stoner vibe threads allowed on this board?
currently smoking a 2g backwoods blunt with a raw cap and later I'm gonna smoke 2 zig zag joints then go to Taco Bell and make every employee question my sanity
>>36200028
i jus dad a dabbity doo
so far very much dabbbba,,,,,
FAB DAB
what was i talking about?
>>36200028
Just go post in our /drug/ thread so the mods don't get pissed lol
>>36200028
>just picked up an eighth today
>got some THC pills too
>never have to lift a finger to get it, my brother has been friends with my dealer forever so he just goes over and picks up for both of us
>also weed is legal in my state now
taking a bong rip as im posting this
feels good f a m
Hello, /r9k/. I'm a white male. My fetish is seeing white women take black dick. Where can I find such content?
Do you like watching Asian women take black dic
>>36200020
Yes, that will do. T-t-t-thanks, o-oni-chan.
Bonafide bait thread
>Every asian girl I've swiped right on has matched with me
What did they mean by this
>You big American with big American penis!
>>36199886
They want the BBSee
Teach me your ways.
I'm guessing you have looks that they like.
>tfw going to jail for false rape allegations
it was nice knowing you /r9k/
What proof did she have to get you in trouble?
>>36199882
lol... u cant delete this thread now noone cares XD
>>36199882
I lost my job over a false sexual harrasment claim. No evidence, no proof. Just a females word against mine. In fact there was proof that directly showed she was lying.
Tell us the details OP, what's the situation
Hey guys, so I need some drinking advice.
I've got about half a 26 of rum (sailor jerry, if any of you are familiar with it), and I hate the shit. I have no idea how I managed to drink half the bottle. I think it's the taste. As soon as it enters my mouth all I want to do is spit it out.
The thing is though, I want to be drunk. So, any tips on how to force myself to drink some of this? I don't have much available to make mixed drinks.
Rum n coke
Mojitos
Hold your nose and chug it like medicine.
Buy better liquor
>>36200003
i can verify rum and coke makes the rum much more tolerable. just dont use your FAVORITE coke in case you get sick when drinking your mixed drink. youll never want to drink it again.
Drink mixed with water, mix with a small amount of water and if it still tastes too bad just add a little more till you find the sweet spot
Where should she pee
>>36199842
In a mental institution.
>>36199842
>Not having a penis or vagina
That must mean they pee out of their anal cavity.
>>36199842
in the girls room because she is a girl
Hello, Robot. I'm the Love Fairy, here to remedy your loneliness by granting you a significant other!
However, I don't have enough power to grant you a gf, and have only enough to grant you pic-related as your bf. He'll love you intensely for the rest of his natural lifespan, and is warm and cuddly and soft.
Do you accept?
>>36199759
Will he play the role of the female in any sex act we preform
i'd rather take him over a skinny guy
>>36199759
no, sorry. I cant take him - im not gay. Furthermore, id feel bad depriving another robot of the love they desire. As much as i dislike faggots i wish robots all the best.
What don't those disgusting roasties see in me? I'm rich, tall, have great style, have beautiful hair and eyes. I am the pinnacle of human perfection. Yet you have never even given me the time of day. I have been desiring sex ever since I turned 12, and females have denied me that right all these years. This society that we live in is pure evil. Everyone must pay. I can never forgive you.
>>36199675
Physical Characteristics
>a little too pale
>hair line a little too far back
>slightly asymmetrical face
I'd say physically you're ok.
Around how much money do you make. Do you talk to women? Do you smile or emote if you talk to them?
Stop trying to steal Lord Eliott's gimmick you ugly ass white boi
>>36199735
I'm 6'1" it's taller than 99% of females and much taller than the average male height.
Why do males wear cargo shorts when they don't even own a car?
What do cargo shorts symbolize?
>>36199651
Cargo shorts are for workers who needs lots of pocket room for the keys, utility knives and shit.
>>36199651
That guy wouldn't look good in anything though, he might as well wear something comfortable and cheap. He belongs on this board.
>he wears cargo shorts
>he doesn't carry cargo
Stupid sayings you have
>Yummy, Tasty, Like a pastry, Tastry!
>>36199615
That's fucking stupid. Everyone bully this loser
>>36199885
seconded op you belong here
>>36199615
>>36199885
STUPID OP YOUR A FAG
getting ur butthole licked feels really good
>>36199573
why do you keep making these threads? are you autistic?
>>36199585
because getting ur butthole licked feels really good
>tfw I'll never get to lick a robot's butthole in the shower
Why do leftists keep normalizing pedophilia.
>>36199568
you wouldn't have sex ed without historic leftists, bitch.
>>36199568
only liberals/libertarians/ancaps do. I've never seen a leftist advocate for it.
>>36199689
leftist = liberal.
What is your self-defense option, robots? Mine is pepper spray.
>>36199510
My fists. You only need one good shot.
>>36199510
spaghetti. /k
>>36199510
My fists.This is an original comment.
What do you think about this image ?
>>36199483
Nothing, because I don't care about normies
>>36199483
Doesn't affect my career, doesn't affect me, doesn't fucking matter.
>>36199483
I think you should hang yourself instead of shitting up the board. Sage
>Wake up
>do some stretches
>see there's a random in our discord
>ask them who they are
>he acts like a retarded autist
>ban him
Have any of you experienced this kind of spastic?
>>36199480
Dude, you shouldn't take act like that towards your fellow robots. Imagine how he felt, he just wanted to communicate in an alternative way. Maybe he wanted some support for suicidal tendencies. I think you are the true spastic here.
>do some stretches
And also a faggot by the sounds of it
>>36199527
Im not going to humor a mentally ill person.
maybe he should sort his life out?
>>36199613
Shame on you, you discord shilling powertripping autist. All robots should take heed, this anon is a homosexual. Who does stretches in the morning? You're not a robot, you're some gay evil version of one, like David from Prometheus