>"Why are you so quiet anon?"
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU RESPOND TO THIS?
>>36200933
If you're attractive and say something like
>I'm just thinking
she'll think you're being mysterious and want your cock her in mouth.
>no reason, really, it's just who i am y'know
>>36200933
Stay quite and avoid eye contact
Fiance said she doesn't love me anymore.
Wants to end things.
Year and a half after the fact been living like this. Not in love with me.
Cky
What do ?
>>36200923
move on to the next bitch u fukin normal scum
if you could get that far once you could do it again you normalfaggot piece of shit
Be free.
Smoke a fattie and drink alcohol.
Buy video games and wake up tomorrow to your food still in fridge and money still in wallet.
Woman causes woe, man.
Who else /failed crossdresser/ here
he looks like the guy who wouldn't help me on my math homework
hey with the right drugs and lighting there's no such thing as /failed crossdresser/
>>36200896
the guy who wouldn't help you out with your math homework was a middle aged tranny?
TayTay has perfect feet
>>36200780
what is it with foot fetishes? i never understood them
>>36200780
Imagine how much it would trigger people if TayTay married a black guy. I'm sure she's too pure for that though.
Ugh I hate polish...The smell is rancid and barf inducing.
How does it feel to know Aquarius are the smartest on earth? How does it feel, aquarii?
I don't know about the rest of the list but the last line - absolute, undeniable truth. Everyone else, sorry.
>>36200767
Astrological signs have no bearance on intelligence.
>>36200813
Wrong. Aquarius are the smartest.
Stay toastie roflcopter
>>36200767
roflmkfuckinmao
How am I supposed to respond when a girl says shit like "I wanna cuddle with you" and "I had a dream about you" I really don't know what to say, and I don't wanna be all cute
>>36200764
You say either, "Alright let's cuddle" or "Is that right? Tell me what happened."
If people were banned for obnoxious humble-bragging like this it would remove the top 20% of the most annoying normalfags.
>>36200789
But that's fucking gaaaaaaaaay
Ohai anon! Lovely night out today! Now that we're all alone out here, I just have to make sure...You ARE a feminist, aren't you?
wat do?
Rape her. :( help me
>>36200759
wanna fist her pussy with snow
>>36200759
I actually am a femminist, so I'd just talk to her politely.
How much spaghetti have you spilled today
>>36200757
none because i haven't left the house in a week
it would have been all online if it can count
maybe enough noodles for a gorillaz fap hour
>>36200772
Is your house comfy?
What are you waiting for? You could become a new man in a few months.
what the fuck
source?
>>36200731
>tfw too weak and pathetic to ever realize my potential
feels self-pitying, bros
>>36200731
When you think about it, the exact same process happens after a breakup, except it's in reverse.
>tfw you realize men and women are different and have different strengths and weaknesses
I feel shaken.
haha, wait to you learn that they're not all biological but the social constructs are so powerful those traits will always manifest.
>>36200701
>when you don't fit this mold at all
>>36200701
>men have weaknesses that women don't
?????????
how many languages do you speak? I'm trying to learn russian but it's not working out. any tips?
>>36200630
See >>36200579
Say you are not a native but you guys should meet.
I know English and Spanish.
4
English fluently, Irish fluently, French and Japanese badly
>>36200630
well, assuming my english is proficient...1
Reminder that while YOU sit at home alone wanking it to femdom foot porn, CHAD is living it up in Thailand while STACY forces her "rancid" "smelly" feet in his face.
>>36200615
article
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4389926/Backpacker-refused-smelly-feet-head-rest.html
>>36200615
Fucking hell, he gets to live the dream and then complains about it? All he's doing is discouraging other girls from doing this, what an asshole
What do you think she'd do if you put your nose up to them and inhaled deeply?
God I want to smell a woman so bad.
What's your biggest accomplishment so far?
Not killing myself.. That's something, right?
>>36200568
Jerking it to this picture.
>>36200568
Finishing HiSet in 2 months, will get into CC and the staff of said CC is watching me closely since I'm one of the students with the most potential.
Do you avoid looking girls in the eyes too?
>>36200567
>girls avoid looking me in the eyes
n-normie
>>36200567
>goes to aa meeting
>sit down in circle of chairs
>look up to see cute girl staring right at me
>hold eye contact for 2 seconds
>stare at the floor the rest of meeting
Nope. It's pretty funny when they get so upset when they break eye contact first that they try to appeal to some immediate authority and you pretend like you have no idea what they're talking about when confronted.
Why aren't you married yet robots? It's literally as easy as asking her out
>he fell for the marriage meme
I want to fall for this meme too
I cry every-time I ask a girl for directions! how am I ever going to ask her out?
>>36200468
So it's asian masculinity raiding the board with all the cuck shit, then?