>Been so long since I've seen the outside that I've started to have dreams about going to parks, beaches, and going on vacations
>Tfw you wake back up alone in bed right as you're starting to enjoy yourself
>Spend a lot of my days in bed daydreaming about an imaginary relationship with what I envision as the perfect girlfriend for me
>Get up, go to computer, back to browsing 4chan and YouTube
>Go downstairs, take shower, pour a bowl of cereal, microwave hot pocket or pizza rolls, go back to room
As sad as it sounds, it's nice to have these dreams so I can experience some faint form of happiness. It may not be real, but it's better than nothing. Better than the sleep paralysis that I usually get instead.
Are you a dreamer?
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The other night I dreamt I was a cowboy like in one of those westerns protecting a train from a robbery. But instead of protecting a train we were protecting half of a mobile home on the back of an oversized truck. I'm not sure how everything ended but it was a fun dream
pic related, what we were protecting
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Day dreaming is the only way I can at grasp any tenderness in thoughts and imagined memories. When my mind wanders I can live and experience anything. At least I try to, before that lingering sort of hand so to speak pulls me back into reality and I then I feel empty and hallow about what I'll likely never feel (romance, love, accomplishment, etc). That back and forth, between the elations from a dream and the real world fucking blows.
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Maybe this is normie advice but why don't you go for a walk. If you're afraid of other people wait til a rainy day and bring an umbrella.
is there a pill i can take/overdose on that will kill me painlessly?
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>>36203997
50 caliber aspirin.
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its called the bible, you need to repent for your sins
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>>36203997
bullet to the head, itll be one second of pain
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>tfw you realize everything you do from birth until death is already set in stone and predetermined. We LITERALLY have no free will. We are slaves to destiny.
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Originally prove it.
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>>36204172
it's true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAnlBW5INYg
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>>36204172
"What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?"
What do you do on dates if you're under 21? Is it even worth it to try if I'm out of school and under 21?
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I forgot no one here knows
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Coffee, drinks, dinner etc
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>>36203954
Yu stupid or dumb
Seeing as how I've given up on life, I'll just put it all out there
>5'6''
>7'' dick
>20/yo m
>lean and athletic, but dislikes sports besides biking
>only legitimate child prodigy I've ever met
>phenomenal memory and extremely gifted at everything I do
>severely mentally troubled as a teenager, but I'm mostly better now
Now I've lost interest in living and am perpetually bored. I've done all the activities I thought would be interesting. Life just isn't exciting anymore. I'm thinking if I could go back and do it over again, maybe I'd fall in love one more time.
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Care to post the name's of some of those tests? I'm curious about the middle one above your INTP result.
I'm INTP as well and female. Not sure if you meant you're looking for someone on here but I could see if any of our scores make us compatible.
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OP i'm a woman and i'm the same as you, except i have loved before and stuff and it didn't really change anything. i'm still not interested in living and perpetually bored, too.
maybe it's just part of being really smart, especially as a child. you've learned so much that the dopamine release from learning something new has kinda dwindled. i've met a lot of prodigy children who feel the same.
i would suggest drugs desu, i opt for weed usually and it helps to make things more interesting. especially for me because i have autism so sensory experiences are really nice for me.
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>>36203798
I just dumped someone like you but taller, no thanks.
Would you let a girl poop in your bathtub?
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>>36203774
My balls are rock hard right now
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why would a girl be asking to shit in your tub?
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>>36203774
hell yeah bitch i love poop in my mouth
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>tfw 8.5/10 and top %1 of wealth
>still a 22 year old KHV
I want to change this robots. Without getting a hooker, if it fails I'll go to a brothel when I go to Germany. I'm tired of being a khv this long. I've been desiring sex ever since I was 12. It's about time it happened.
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>>36203692
I heard this trick that if you take your car and park it in your garage and fall asleep while the engine runs you become even more alpha
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What answer are you looking for that causes you to post here so much?
You don't seem to listen to anyone who responds to you anyway
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come here pretty boy we'll fix this real soon mhmm
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sex is so overrated. its just the continuation of our species. all your ancestors had sex otherwise you wouldnt be here. sex is nothing. it's nature. it's as normal as eating or sleeping. if you don't do it then you are obviously depriving yourself from something that even apes can achieve
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bu it fee rlly gud
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Its really not a big deal, I realized I'm only a virgin because I wont date ugly/fat chicks, this is the game changer. But who wants to be some mediocre dude with a fat wife and kids? Better off a virgin.
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>>36203652
You're right, what have I been thinking just CHOOSING to not have sex my whole life!? I've been such a fool
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>It's that time of night where everything makes you laugh
Make me laugh robots, like you always do
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>>36203527
DON'T LAUGH HUG LAIN NOW
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Have some garfield anon
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>>36203550
who?????
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not originaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
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>too smart to be attracted to dumb girls (only dumb girls ask me out in my entire life)
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>any girl asks him out in his entire life
You need to leave.
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>>36203424
I said no if that makes you feel better. still khhv
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>>36203438
that doesn't matter
what matters is that some person actually looked at you and thought you looked good/attractive enough to want to date
>not a real robot
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/r9k/, NE SOYONS PLUS ESCLAVES
SOUS LE DRAPEAU, RALLIONS-NOUS
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>>36203368
lad I have no idea what the fuck you're saying but I get the feeling it's about pic related?
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>tfw you will never live in a robot commune governed by face to face democracy
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>>36203368
Va te faire foutre, Marxiste a la con. T'es probablement un arabe
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somebody please hug me i feel like shooting myself i hate this feeling
i want to be hellld
and cry in their arms
its not fair at all
my pills arent working
and i have to wait forever to get new ones
its not fair its not fair its not fair
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>>36203359
*gives you a big bear hug*
:^D
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>>36203359
maybe get drunk or sniff glue
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>>36203359
You can tell me what's up anon. I'll give you the comfort you need by listening to you.
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Does anyone here have a micropenis?
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I wanted to just laugh at this thread because I'm 6 inches but this is actually kind of sad. How are your relationships?
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>>36203345
How big is it hard?
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>>36203453
That's not me dumbass, it's a pic from wikipedia.
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What are the easiest and hardest boards to bait?
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For me, easiest is /pol/ and hardest is /sci/.
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>>36203330
>easiest
/v/, can post the same pasta and get 400+ replies
>hardest
/r9k/, since the filter makes replying and thus bumping harder
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For me it's /his/ all I have to do is say something bad about the French or praise the germans and they all flock to me.
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>>36203330
/k/ is the easiest
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I have a Tinder date after work tomorrow at a local bar.
Since I know this place is filled with normies now, do you have any tips for me? I'm a 26 year old KV and I'm nervous af.
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>>36203316
no clue I'd say you're fucked man
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FUCKING KEEP TALKING
FUCKING KEEP TALKING
FUCKING KEEP TALKING
I'm a waiter and can tell when dates are going badly. Silence, looking at phones, girl takes a bathroom break.
Keep calm and composed, ideally also cheery, and fill dead air.
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>>36203392
I think I am too, but I'm going to give it a shot. Worst case scenario is that it goes bad, I delete/block her on Tinder and SMS and never see her again.
>>36203399
I'm actually good with talking one-on-one, so I don't think that will be a problem.
My worries is if it ever escalates into something more. I've never even kissed a girl before. How do I know when or if I'm supposed to make a move?