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Ouch. What'd you do to yourself anon?

>>36204616
careful there's a fucking centipede in the bathtub

The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?

>>36204513
Different subreddits different culture
Just like we all here arent equal to /pol/ or /b/, they all arent equal to /r/lolfunnyhumor

>>36204547
I have never read even one funny thing on reddit whereas I have laughed at least once on other boards

>>36204575
Why are you even on R_eddit? Just go back there? What, do you want us to all circle-jerk about how much we hate R_eddit? Is that what you expected? I hate R_eddit. There. Leave.

None you fucking degenerate.

>>36205265
If your brain chemistry is superior enough that you don't constantly crave drugs, then you're a normie.

Well, at the very least, you have a normie-type brain. Robot-brains include severe mental illness, which almost always manifests in lifelong addiction.

>>36204483
drugs are for normies, you fucking cyborg

Don't have one, but I'd probably feel grossed out/ morally superior.

fucking awesome if she'd let me watch from underneath and blast cum-soaked shit all over my face after he pulls out

I wrote my sister off as a braindead normie bitch whore well over a decade ago so I don't give anyshits what she does with her life as long as she doesn't expect me to raise any of her potential nigglets

>>36204450
dont fucking go, they're not going to waste resources to get some clown who skipped jury duty

If he's white, say that you will automatically vote guilty because of a need to correct an inherent privilege.

If he's nonwhite, say that you hate nonwhites.

>>36204450
were r you
if the usa watch this

>>36204442
it is a mistake. see you tomorrow

>>36204442
Follow your dreams, kid. Shoot for the stars and you'll go far.

>>36204468
Why tomorrow I'll report soon after.

Anyways, if it's a mistake I would rather not do anything.

>>36204438
You're a brainlet for even taking an IQ test. There is no benefit to it.

>>36204525
You got under 100, didn't you

>>36204541
I haven't taken it, so no.

16 or 17, only 2 of them were not ugly though but they were huge whores.

2. Both were fat cuz it's the best I can do. Still fucking 1. At least they both have great tits. I pray for death.

Around 60, this was from 12-21. I've slowed down and have only had a few relationships since then. 28 now. Low Self Esteem and being extremely manipulative racked the number high. But I was a huge bag of shit. Probably still am though.

>>36204309
just become a NEET
why are you even working

>>36204309
>Tfw gave up on college after half a semester and just love the psuedo-neet life
Feels good man, playing Vidya all day

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>>36204309
Your parents didn't give you a choice whether to be born or not.

Why are you giving your parents a choice whether they should support you or not?

Nobody asked us...why should we ask them?
Nobody owes us anything...but what do we owe to anyone?

>>36204269
desu that will help you get through the spam, the spam on there is fucking annoying.

ive been catfished by a few trannies, thats always fun.

>willingly talking to a bot

Anon, you need to go get a mental evaluation. That's not healthy

Even talking to a bot is find, Ive been in that thing for one year and not even a spam has swiped right on me

You sly boots.

>>36204241
Sure you aren't anon, sure you aren't.

>>36204241
That's the spirit, champ.

rape is a crime and is immoral, anon

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>>36204229
no thanks, oregano originaloio

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>>36204229
can't have a post if you aint even got text

But risking stds/babies by fucking real sluts is okay? Dumbass normie logic

>>36204180
Whys that bitch look like varg im fuvkinh high rign

>>36204201
since when have normies been against porn?

Shut up loser, go to wizardchan, this is reddit now

>>36204156
stay here and fight the normies

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I am not telling a joke.

You are terrible.

>>36204084
Just use nyaa you huge faggot, nobody cares. Been doing it for fucking years and never got into one bit of shit for it.

>>36204148
nyaa is a mess and anything old that is not popular has zero seeds

Animebytes is easy as fuck to get into