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>>36206766
what's this new meme?

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but I always brought food from home
I literally never ate school lunch

>middle school sold pretzels and cheese
>bought pretzel and cheese
>bitch pulls my plate to eat my food
>cheese spills
>try to get my food back
>asshole lunch room monitor thinks I'm trying to steal bitch's food
>have to clean up the cheese and watch bitch eat my pretzel
>cry when I get home

>>36206634
I really don't understand normies, I don't care about those things. I actually even like some if them.

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>1 and 2 are both about normiebook
>close article
I don't have a Facebook, this clearly is not applicable to me.

>>36206754
>I don't have a Facebook, this clearly is not applicable to me.

If you don't have a facebook that means normies will laugh at you even more than if you only had 50 friends

>>36206729
Because they're incapable of leaving the hive-mind

>>36206628
Poor people kids are usually quite hard working and successful though. It's only some of them that just laze around and do nothing to better their situation. Everyone copes differently.

>>36206638
>Poor people kids are usually quite hard working and successful though

lol

>>36206724
as a poor family kids this is true never been bad at any job and never been fired

>>36206612
I've never been cheated on but I couldn't forgive a guy for cheating.

>>36206612
Fembots aren't real roasties get off my board

>>36206699
>I couldn't forgive a guy for cheating
Yes you could. A lot of girls forget cheating as long as guy is interesting.

I'm not sure what "the one that got away" really means.

Oh well. Whatever. Sure why not continue.

Well, here goes.
>On okcupid.
>desperate lonely for love and sex
>stupid. I know
>Message girl.
>Her profile said she lives in my area.
>Oddly it hits off.
>She's from another city.
>Said she's moving here.
>Okay cool. 3 month wait no biggie.
>Everynight we talk.
>Going really well really fast.
>She moves here I pick her up at the airport.
>She's fatter then I thought.
>fatter then I'd like to admit to.
>Show her a nice time.
>Fuck later that night.
>Pussy stank
>Oh well.
>Next few days she was insufferable.
>"I hate racists."
>Offer her sushi for lunch or maybe some good mexican.
>"Eww no I don't want gook food or beaner chow what the fuck is wrong with you"
>We had to settle for chicken fingers at arby's
>Extremely short tempered bitch.
>I rage quit the relationship less then a week into it. 4 days tops.

Never felt happier to be single.

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>>36206591

>Fastforward a painful 15 minutes and we get the fucking floor wiped with us for the first match
>She flashes Travis a shit eating grin as we have to pass down a bracket, if we lose this next game we're eliminated.
>I'm tired as fuck and ours was the first match to end so I use the time to ask Travis why his sister goes to a different school than him.
>He says that she's a fucking social butterfly and didn't want to leave her friends there, he decided to go to my school because it was closer to where they now lived.
>Makes sense I guess
>Next matchup we faced was just barely better than us, and we get eliminated.
>Coach looks mildly disappointed but he passes it off as just being the first game of the season.
>Spring break starts the week after, and I was content to spending it in my room playing vidya and watching anime.
>Hear phone ringing, I almost yell downstairs at my mom for forgetting her phone in my room but remember she's out of town for the week.
>Pick up my phone and realize it's Travis calling me, people don't usually call me so I was a bit shocked.
>Invites me to go camping with him and his family.
>Never have gone camping before but fuck it why not. Connect with nature and shit.
>Meet up with him the next day and we head to his house after getting the go ahead from my dad.
>His dad is by far the coolest man I've ever met in my life.
>Almost makes me envious that I didn't have such a imposing role model as a father myself.
>Me and Travis help his dad string fishing poles and packing up tents, hear his sister come down stairs and she looks at me directly.
>"What the fuck? I didn't know we could invite friends."
>Their dad just shrugs and asks her what friend of hers would be interested in going.
>She shuts right the fuck up after that. Can tell she must find me annoying which is weird because I've never actually talked to her.

>confusing robot for failed normalfag yet again
lol

>>36206560
Explain this meme please. Anyone can make it, anon.

I definitely was weird and not a normal fag and still am not, but I'm not a robot either.

>>36206575
A robot doesn't want to engage with society in the first place. He fundamentally lacks interest in "making it", that has never been his goal. They are a minority on this board.

nice faceapp op

i would

oiriglogmn

Stop shilling faceapp on here or tell me how I can

Cut veins?

>>36206503
Cry and say you have suicidal thoughts. Mention anxiety.

Say you're a pedophile and you "don't want to hurt anyone", they love that shit.

>>36206496
fuck off piece of shit attention whore

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>>36206496
>Someone talk to me, I'm soooo bored right now!
Give me one good reason why I would ever interact with a connie poster

>>36206496
You're stupid. Everyone bully this loser.

Thinking about trying OSRS. I used to play back in the day. Does /r9k/ have a clan that doesn't suck? I never did any PvP stuff or anything really (I just used it as a social network in high school as lots of people did) so there's a shitload of content to be explored.

fishies be mine!

i pretended to be a grill for 3 months on the game (OSRS) and profited with 28m lol

scamming dumb autistic virgins is so satisfying

>>36206413
red meat, liquor, and chocolate cake

i mean the super rich thick kind of chocolate cake, too

Taco Bell.

Go to bed without pooping.

Drink two cups of coffee in the morning. Best poopoo you will ever have.

anything with lots of beans

>>36206360
Suck it up and move on.

>>36206381
I bet you say that to everyone on here, it doesn't work though. Do you even know where we are?

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ykwtd r9kanon

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Were turks justified in doing the genocide?

Armenians are kinda shit desu

>>36207179
It never happened lol

>>36207203
Hour grapest ally

>You jelly?
no
>What would you wanna ask me?
nothing

>>36206550
Ty. Good contribution.

>>36206319
>only 300-400
am i supposed to be impressed? saged

That picture makes no fucking sense. There's not a single person on this earth that doesn't know that bacon comes from killing pigs

>>36206266
Post one with beef please, that's more relevant to the fat idiot Americans who browse this board

>>36206289
And yet, if those pics were on the containers of pork products, do you think they would sell as well?

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Yeah but it sure is tasty.
Though if you could find me a readily available, equally expensive or cheaper and equally tasy or tastier vegetarian alternative, I'd take it.
Until then, bye.