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does anyone actually like this body shape? how do I compete with mega milk?
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Stupid woman/tranny. There's a hundred guys, in your own vicinity, who will be attracted to your body shape.
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poast physique
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>>36211071
By not being fat.
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Do any of you robots share my obsession with serial killers?
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I'm a serial lover. I couldn't.
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>>36211056
Not obsessed with serial killers but god damn I'd let Jeffrey Dahmer split my skull open along with some other parts of me if you catch my drift
;) ;) ;;;;))))
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Anything interesting they have written down?
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How does this advertisement make you feel?
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>>36211036
I feel like Lee Cardholder isn't going to like me using his credit card
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>>36211036
Sure makes me want to get a PayPal Extras Mastercard
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makes me wonder whatever happened to paypal banks. apaprently that was going to be a thing.
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>See cute boy in history class at Uni
>He never talks to anyone, seems super shy
>Decide to compliment his shirt after class cuz it's cute
>Don't wanna seem too upfront, follow it with a playful insult
>"Nice shirt, fag"
>Kid looks visibly upset, quickly leaves class
FUCK
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Gay people like OP are annoying.
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>>36210933
ha you are a dum dum
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>>36210960
Could be a gril
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>Fell for the NoFap meme
>Didn't watch porn or release for two months
>Had a couple wet dreams which ruined my underwear
>Have pain full blue balls
>Still feel exactly the same
>Still lazy
>Went to doctor
>Diagnosed with testicular cancer
>Will be dead soon
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>>36210903
None of this happened but here's your surgery anyway
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I actually don't understand nofap. You legitimately get the same effect by cutting your masturbation down to once ever 4-5 days.
Like I know nofap is catchier as a phrase but once, maybe twice a week still offers the same benefits.
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>>36210903
just fap once a week
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be me
>unifag
>talking to qt from class on normbook
>the conversation is going well, she laughs at my awkward humour
>feelsgood.jpeg
>she says that i remind her of someone
>okay?
>"anon you remind me of the pink guy off futurama"
>"anon, your beard would be the tentacles"
>zoidburg
>be me, litteral retard doctor with no redeeming features
>tfw women think im zoidburg
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>haha anon you're so funny you remind me of the sherminator from american pie
thanks appreciate that.
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Post beard fag
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>>36211096
Inb4 neckbeard
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Guys if you're walking around the forest and you hear some kinds of bells fucking run the other way
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>>36210873
please tell the story using green meme arrows anon
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>>36210873
Tell the story dude
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>>36210873
you ok, anon? what happened?
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RE YOU READY MANCHILDREN?
AYE AYE KEKTAIN
I CAN'T HEAAAR YOOOOU
AYE AYE KEKTAIN
REEEEEEEEEEE
WHO IS AN AUTIST WHO LIVES UNDER HIS SHEETS?
WOJAK PEPE
ABHORRENT AND JOBLESS AND WORTHLESS IS HE
WOJAK PEPE
IF GETTING A GF IS SOMETHING YOU WISH
WOJAK PEPE
THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE BECAUSE IT WONT HAPPEN
WOJAK PEPE
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>>36210844
Fine, here is your you.
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>Then shoot yourself in the face because it won't happen
I keked
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>>36210844
Have my (you), you glorious bastard of OC.
Anonymous
How long did you last? 2017-04-12 01:29:17 Post No.36210837
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So /r9k/, how many dates did you manage to go on before you got tossed to the curb?
I managed to last just one date. Makes me wonder why I even try anymore.
Pic related
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bump for original sadness
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Two months before she decided it just wasn't 'it'.
I feel you brobot. Don't give up.
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Lost my virginity on my second ever date with any woman ever.
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How to deal with girls who are this fucking slutty!?
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this pic is doing things to my penis, but I'm saving my load for my wedding night
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>>36210809
record them and then fap to the images later
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>>36210809
be chad and fuck them. that's how you deal with them. but we're on r9k so that isnt an option so just fap to their pics
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>tfw no refugf
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>>36210763
p00 1n d4 l00
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Why are headscarf girls so cute
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>>36210970
They are explosive.
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Psychological Issues #29 2017-04-12 01:16:47 Post No.36210653
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1. Pick a name for yourself, nothing disparaging to yourself, and use it in the namefield, from your very first post, I insist. I need to right away be able to connect your name to your words.
2. Share your problems, symptoms, diagnoses, everything you have and want to share.
3. Many anons are becoming regular in this thread; if they're around, you can talk with them too. Many of you have similar problems. You're stronger together.
4. Look for the good-bye picture to see if I have left already.
5. Feel free to talk to each other, even if the post is addressed to me; if you can help or share a similar thing, go ahead.
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Afternoon. I do feel stupid today. I need to stop drinking. They always just steal my anime time with their bullshit anyway. Plus I nearly stabbed myself. It's a sign. Shameful anyway.
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>>36210701
>Plus I nearly stabbed myself.
I know. I spied on you. Who and what the hell was that about?
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weeeew morning
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Are you kidding me? I'm on day 4 without food, and it feels great. I'm losing weight at lightning speed and don't even feel hungry anymore, and I'm saving tons of money on grocery bills. There's literally no downside.
What's your excuse?
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food is the only thing I enjoy anymore, so without it I'll have no reason to live.
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>>36210606
Seriously though, you can survive without eating food. I've been doing it for about 2 years now. Been consuming nothing but Soylent since 2015. It's actually not bad, although I'm like 99% sure my jaw has gotten substantially weaker from lack of chewing. Otherwise, it's all good.I don't miss food one bit. I don't miss cooking, I don't miss eating out...I just don't miss it.
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>>36210920
>Soylent
I hope you know they use humans.
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What is r9k's opinion on Trump?
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there was a thread on this already today. opinions are mixed
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>>36210564
>>36210531
>Edgy /r/edditniggers come here because of the greentexts
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he deserves to be raped by niggers
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What is the best form of disciplinary punishment for a child?
Spank, slap, talking or removal of privileges?
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>>36210508
Violence against children is fucking retarded.
>inb4 "well, buddy, you won't be saying that when you have kids of your own, no sir!"
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>>36211211
Discipline isn't violence.
Humans, especially normies aren't logical, you can't have a nice chat and reform them, that shit only works on tv. Removing their stuff will just made them hide their discontent without learning anything.
Physical punishments for bad behaviour is fine if the person doing the spanking isn't in a fit of anger when doing it. It needs to be an act of justice and not an act of anger.
Especially for children I think its a good first step towards them learning their actions have consequences, good or bad.
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>>36212425
>Discipline isn't violence
Nobody was arguing against that. But it's pretty obvious that spanking is a form of violence and that's not really disputable. Spanking and violence should only be the absolute last resort, when you've tried absolutely everything else.
Just yell at your kid, take away their toys, but don't show them that a good way to fix problems is to be aggressive and act like a nigger.
Every single parent I know who spanked regularly had a child that grew up to be violent and aggressive, and most but not all of the time they like most violent retarded parents just spanked whilly nilly.
It's so much more logical to just punish them properly.