How would your parents react if you brought home a black gf?
>>36215094
Wouldn't care. My grandparents however...
>>36215094
they wouldn't know cause she's black
They would just be thankful I'm not gay.
It is time, my lads.
This shit is always so forced
>lads
Way to further copy the mannerisms and format of /britfeel/
I eat McDonald's like 3-4 times a week. Sometimes it's Burger King, sometimes Wendy's.
All I eat is fast food and now I weigh 350 pounds. Just kill me now.
>tfw guns and ammo are so expensive because of the government and voters who want """"common sense"""" gun laws
>tfw too civilised to properly function in this primitive, barbaric society
I feel like I am ahead of my times, guys
>>36214986
too stupid*
fixed that for you, retard
>>36215494
>tfw too intelligent to properly interact with these primitive, barbaric morons
Ask me for my Lucian power build and I may enlighten you.
It wrecks dps and full tanks indiscriminately.
what is ur lucian power build?
>>36215018
It is:
Mastery - fervor of battle
Runes - 26% attack speed, 14 lethality
Item build in order:
1. Blade of the ruined king
2. Boots 1
3. Recurve bow + pick axe
4. Black cleaver
5. Turn recurve bow into guinsoos rageblade
6. Boots 1 into berserker boots
7. Last whisper into lord dominiks or mortal reminder
8. Deaths dance
Iron potion for hp and tenacity
Enjoy melting everything.
Not even Faker can make a better Lucian build.
You need to auto in between skills and spam skills on every cool down .
>friend is in his boxers like pic related
>Trip on his rug and fall face first into his feet and get my head sandwiched between them
>He looks at me and says 'wtf anon' and looks like he's about to hit me while he takes off his underwear
>Unfortunately i get a boner because I have a massive foot fetish, just not a gay one but obviously feet are feet
>As I'm saying sorry the carpet loses grip on the floor and i fall onto my friend who is still lying on his stomach at this point
>Also i forgot to mention i am naked as well at this point
>Dick slips into his ass which his well lubricated for some reason
>I get a massive anxiety attack as I'm also autistic
>I start shaking uncontrollable particularly in the hip area
>This makes me thrust back and forth like a jack hammer for half an hour like rain man
>When the anxiety attack stops i get really happy and start groaning from relief and say 'fuck yeah' repeatedly
>Mfw i realised the anxiety attack stopped because i came buckets
Really embarrassing man, thank God I have such a good friend though, he was giving me a lot of encouragement to get through it and even complimented my dick size which was nice
I'm just glad the whole ordeal is over with
That's so hot. Male feet are sexy :3
>>36214866
Wew anon, must be nice to have such a supportive and understanding friend!
I'm so jealous, anon. Can you take a picture of his feet? :3
Are you a dom or a sub?
Not original at all.
>Are you a dom or a sub?
A hard, hard, hard sub.
Depends on who has the bigger cock
I really like gentle femdom.
Who here ugly with high standards
I'm ugly but always had way out of my league girlfriends. :^)
Which sucks because now I'm single and have no idea how I pulled those previous girls off in the first place.
>>36214800
>were born with high standards
>ugly as shit
i was meant to lose
>tfw almost died 3 times in my childhood
why didn't my mom just gave up on me
>>36214800
My face is 7/10. But my small dick makes me deserve 4/10 girls.
What would the opposite of Chad and Stacy be?
I was thinking Nigel and Betty.
I think it's time to force a new meme, this one is long overdue.
Robot. Fembot. Get off my board normie.
>>36214791
>Fembot
a stale meme
>>36214777
Your post is as terrible as Cirno
Post your current state, r9k.
>age
>Job if you have one
>relationships with anyone, friends, family etc.
>what are you doing to improve your situation
>>36214742
>19
>neet
>only person i talk to is my mom
>trying to get neet bux
>26
>neet
>none
>browsing 4chan
>age
30s
>Job if you have one
i'm in software
>relationships with anyone, friends, family etc.
have family but they are across the country
>what are you doing to improve your situation
building up my NEETbux so I can drop out
im a bisexual cyborg femanon who cant get any from either gender while my NEET best friend manages to pull 3 people in one go. where am i going wrong guys? every attempt i make ends in either my own humiliation or creeping other people out.
Are you physically repulsive in any manner, including smell?
>>36214737
>NEET best friend
is it a girl? I want a NEET gf
are you ugly?
>tfw lesbian femanon but would never date anything less than an 8/10
i'm just as entitled as the malebots ): maybe it's from only seeing beautiful women in the media while guys get Seth Rogen as representation...
>tfw your only friend is trying to be a Youtuber and can't hang out with him anymore without him recording literally everything you do together
Is this the end of our friendship? I can't stand being on camera, I hate it.
>>36214713
are you 13?
just say it i wouldn't be surprised i met teenagers here before
>>36214713
A good chance. The ever present portability of camera and the availability of an audience, at least in my mind, has destroyed traditional relationships and experiences. A vacation is not longer an escape, its a production for the consumption of others. The same with your friendship, it is no longer something shared but something managed and produced for consumption. Its an insidious kind of evil that causes people to think about their whole in such a different way.
Or maybe I am turning into a luddite, whose only source of meaningful human interaction is an image board. Such strange times we live in
>>36214713
>>36214797
i don't get it. What makes you think he's 13? You see 13 year olds trying to make it on youtube by vlogging? I don't understand.
Is it true female orgasms are more intense than male orgasms?
I don't know, never had one
-Your waifu
>>36214662
I mean, my girlfriend's body shakes violently and she rocks it back and forth and it takes all of my might to try to hold her in place. Mine doesn't do that. Plus, sex on the whole feels better for the duration for them than men, who only get that one peak at the end
>having a literal roastie for a vagina
Have memes gone too far?
Mum just taught how to prepare crepes.
Here's my "first creation" .
It was decent
>>36214622
share originaru recipe
>>36214622
is that a rare crepe?
>>36214622
nice. people usually fail their first one so you're a lucky lad
Christian thread. Try to prove to me that you're a real Christian.
Christianity is a jewish spook to make stupid people in middle ages obedient.
If Jesus died for our sins why did god sentence us to life on earth.
atheist jealousy incoming
So a qt girl at my work place unexpectedly asked me out on a lunch date.
She is way out of my league and she is going to get transferred to another branch in 3 months anyway.
I have already come to the acceptance that I will be a khv till I die and if she gets to know me will eventually find out about my degenerate hobbies like anime, hentai, video games and collecting figurines.
Hence I am thinking of declining her lunch date offer.
What do /r9k/?
If you weren't such a fucking pussy you'd fuck her on the first date. Use the time you have left wisely, don't miss your only chance.
>>36214630
I've missed too many chances to keep count. I've given up trying to procreate tbqh
your shit anon, wtf someone asks you out? you know that your khv is your fault. kys faget