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>>36215758
"steam friend" autosages.

just erp with other anime sissies its easy bro

Just be urself (and original)

>>36215756
That's the way people used to be; they would have illicit sex with men purely to get their rocks off but would maintain a sexual relationship with a woman for childrearing purposes.

Doesn't really matter though, despite what /pol/ faggots would like you to believe, sexuality is pretty fluid so it could go away.

it's just a transitionary phase between being straight and gay.

contrary to people thinking that people are only born gay, this place will turn you into a faggot.

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>when horny
Want to have sex with guys.

>after fapping
Want a relationship with a cute guy.

What gives?

What are we, your personal army faggot?

>>36215745
I promise memes beyond your wildest dreams and millions of pleasant keks as well as a better and happier society.

I'm cringin p. Hard rn

nobody has ever said any of that are you on crack again

>>36215645
How do I get a grimes gf?

>>36215645
Me: also poorfag
You are right.

>>36215609
how was it
fdsaf

>>36215609
that boy be smexy........ o.o

>finally lose virginity
>can't climax

>>36215598

Wouldn't they notice the fact that you have no money?

>>36215598
>Anyone wanna chill?
I don't want to befriend with someone like you.

>>36215598
Do you have a job? Were you fired?

I've seen plenty of escorts. Most of them a "wham, bam, thank you m'am" kinds things. An escort would be okay with just talking. But if you're going to pay for one, might as well get laid.

>>36215488
>there are women who joined Islam just so they could walk around wearing a stylish head scarf

>>36215488
My 3 experiences with a 8/10 tranny escort wasnt akward at all but mostly because i was buzzing and we are both sort of loony anyway xDDDD

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>What are your aspirations?
Don't have any.

Becoming a decent artist.

>>36215412

i don't really know anymore. I wanted to be a musician and make some ripping metal albums, but I just don't have the drive to do that anymore. right now I'm just focusing on getting in shape and clearing my mind from all the weed smoking i've done over the last decade.

>>36215374
"What are you looking at, nigger ?"
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*a-ah, if only I had balls to say that, what a bunch of gay*

>>36215374
wow, even more social ostracism
guess I'll shoot you all now

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>>36215374
>"Mrs. Normalfag! Anon sure looks like he's ready to go postal! Better get him a pepsi.

>>36215264
Pretty straight

>>36215264
I do it, save my gains

I cum on myself (chest or face) quite often. The problem is that cum taste is always a gamble, it could be bitter, it could be nice and savoury

ur anonymous what you have to lose if you get obliterated? People will still help you no matter how reckless you come off as

There's an addon for Firefox called Stylish that will let you do that.

>>36216293
I use Google Chrome
>>36216248
yeah you're right, I'll head there after this thread 404s

i wanted to transition when i was 16 but now it's far too late. any sane young 4chan user should want to become a girl IMO just saying

>>36215182

Because the girl on the right isn't in the slightest bit convincing.

>>36215182
I'm 6'7" and 220 lbs...is it too late for me?

It's no hard to learn guitar OP

Just learn to play on one string then start using powerchords, then just try using all the strings

maybe you don't have motivation because in your heart you know all these aspirations are STUPID like how fucking idiotic is the whole concept of art if you think about it

>>36215175
What do you think of people who do art for a living or have no talent other than art?

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>the disappointment in his eyes

This is why people repress, it's the worst feeling.

>>36215200
You should repress it. Shit like this is disgusting. Back in the day people had the decency to not showcase how much of a freak they are in public.

>>36215251

this

he wanted a son, not a fucking fairy faggot. you are a disappointment and your feelings aren't the most important thing in the world

fucking be a normal person and make something of yourself, one day when you have your own life and house and success you can dress like a woman all you want and not scar your poor father

>>36215149
go za

orugula

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>>36215149
4 or 5 cheese dominos with just a little sauce

>>36215149
Pepperoni and black olive