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>>36216969
It's just two honkeys with different color hair, try again

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>>36216969
I can only wonder who is behind this post.

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>>36217084
The heart wants what the heart wants, my duder.

>>36216927
Several robots on this board want nothing more than a girl like you.

Now get the fuck out with your attention whoring. Saged

>>36216927
>Roast-calzones would rather spend thousands of dollars on slicing fat off themselves instead of spending 10's of bucks trying to get /fit/

>>36216927
What the hell happened to your hips?
Don't get surgery, start eating healthier and working out. Find a friend to work out with you, you'll keep each other motivated and it'll be less boring. You can do it, I believe in you.

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steamcommunity.com/id/tfwNoTomokoBf/
cebrz.tumblr.com

this smells like a steamthread to me

>>36216912
Yes. I was the guy. When I am depressed I feel like throwing up whenever I have to interact with anyone.

>>36217189
don't you ever get tired of getting banned and having threads deleted?

>>36216796
fukcing ew l

>unhook audio cable from pc
>plug in my laptop into my sound system
>it runs windows XP
>turn up the volume and then login
>enjoy my nice smelling bed alone

cum on my hand and throw it all over them, then leave it to dry

Wait, so Mediterranean people are finally admitting that they aren't actually white?

The Ancient Greeks would not be happy about some Anglo Saxon barbarian claiming to have created western society or even putting his primitive, savage culture in the same category as a Greek's.

>>36216992
They likely would after seeing the UK's developments in the 18 and 19 hundereds.

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TELL ME

DID YOU SAIL ACROSS THE SUN

DID YOU MAKE IT TO THE MILKY WAY TO SEE THE LIGHTS ARE FADED

AND THAT HEAVEN IS OVERRATED

i wish i could live free i hope it's not beyond me
settling down, it takes time

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Well she was my catatonic sex-toy
Love, joy diver.

>>36216672
top shelf material, OP.

>>36216672
>Braaaaaapfpppfff

>fall for the T H I C C meme
>now thin girls don't get me hard anymore
I blame /fit/

pls dont ignore my thread

Don't think too much of it man. Girls are trash. Literally all my female friends have 20+ unread messages from guys. They only reply to Chad(s). Women are selfish, self absorbed attention whores. They feed off all the attention they get to the point where these guys aren't even worth a reply. I stopped texting girls 100% and guess what? After two months not one will text me first

>even fucking r9k ignores your thread

JUST

>>36216562
What about them?

thisisaveryoriginalcomment

>>36216562
left duck looks pretty happy about life. I like left duck.

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>>36216562
>TFW a fucking duck can look happier than yourself

Go to an adult high school and graduate there. Maybe even go to a community college

Read how to make friends and influence people

Get some real hobbies other than Vidya and 4chan

>>36216662
what if i was too dumb and lazy to pass high school

i only made it into high school because my middle school teachers felt sorry for me and didnt want to see me again next year


i very nearly failed every year of school past the 6th grade. some of my teachers even lied and some would make up bullshit work that nobody else got assigned just to bring my grade up

>>36216733
also i live in ohio where the schools are hard as fuck but was raised in kentucky where everyone is retarded by comparison.

Thank BASED God for finally ending his fucked-up experiment.

>>36216533
I don't think I'd care OP. Gas would go up and I don't drive a car, so...

>>36216533

Probably get drafted into the military. Maybe fate will have mercy on me and I'll get shot in the head.

Scrape the targets, parse the result, store the objects in a backend accessible by whatever interface you want

>>36216976
can you be more specific. what to use? do I have to code some shit?

>>36216473
There is absolutely no way for someone who is IT illiterate to do this. This would be a challenge for an experienced database admin.

>>36216458
>already gain 0.5'' of girth.
Pics/proof?

Literally why would you care about your dick size? An ugly, awkward autismo like you will never have sex anyway, so no one will see it.

>>36216723
>t. an original dicklet

Sure, when I worked there as a part time cashier I got asked out. It only lasted 2 months, but hey

>>36216452
Yes, but bear in mind we're being friendly because it's part of our job.

>>36216452
only if you're attractive and know how to talk to women you've never met.

North korea and other socialist countries
Everyone not working has to go to jail/gulag

>>36216428
He said robot, not NEET.

>>36216396
Any Latin country. Those people are more obsessed with sex and dancing than any other place on earth. The men are extremely macho... and the women are also extremely macho come to think of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

I spent a month down there in a study/volunteer program and it was awful. Day and night it was always just reggaeton and dancing.

Sex and dancing are the two things that robots will never be able to do, or at the very least be any good at.

>>36216516
>Any Latin country. Those people are more obsessed with sex and dancing than any other place on earth. The men are extremely macho... and the women are also extremely macho come to think of it.
Fuck you mate, ypu are wrong.
Like one anon said.
>It's harder to become a robot in LATAM, but when you do is harsher.
What you experienced during your vist is what I imagine every Latam robot lives all the days.