I'm not sure I can deal with dying alone, robots.
How do you lads cope?
>can't deal with dying alone
You'll be fucking dead, just say you're too much of a bitch to go through with it or you're not really suffering that much
>>36217722
>dying
dying is the process. I don't mean heroing, I mean the slow process of ageing lad.
start fires, just watch the flames dance and let your mind drift
Tell me about your experiences with crazy ass women.
Bitchy women, clingy women, BPD women, murderous women. Any and every crazy ass bitch story is welcome.
>>36217670
Fuck em right in the pussy
unoriginal
>been working a girl for around six months
>she's really opening up to me and is pretty alright
>decide to try and make a move
>set up a time to hangout
>we go and have a good time, we got to talk about various things and had fun
>some shit back home goes down and I lose contact for about a week
>also chop off about 12 inches of hair
>see her again
>she's cold and harsh
>suddenly there's a brick wall between us
>refuses to start a real conversation
>extremely frustrating to be around now
>decide to just back off and keep her at arms reach because she's clearly too immature to handle some changes
>turned into a massive cunt
>eventually gets pissed and says I'm a dick for not texting her and that I didn't ask her about my hair first
>literally goes out of her way to avoid me now
>all over not talking for a week and cutting my hair
>>36217670
She got me doing stupid shit for months and never told me something extremely important.
When will Asians and Africans finally unite to topple white supremacy?
>>36217580
Asian/African mixes just end up looking black with a horrifying Asian jaw.
terrible.
>>36217580
Huh their daughter looks like a Pacific islander
I wonder what the racial makeup of Pacific islanders is like
Maybe today. Maybe tomorrow. Could be next week, month or year.
And no toppling anyone. We are just making sure that the BBC is guided to the right destination.
>crush sends nigger song
>crush is probably a nigger lover
And I thought she was special...
>>36217571
>>crush sends nigger song>crush is probably a nigger loverAnd I thought she was special...
Ok
>>36217571
>being an insecure impotent beta boy
lmaoing @ your life
>>36217571
>Reeee I would rather have her die than touch a NIGGER!!11
If your this insecure, atleast admit it to others.
to be with degenerates?
>>36217505
>to be with degenerates?- 0 post shown.
to be with degenerates?
to be with degenerates?
height facefaggot
>>36217505
Primal instinct, youthful rebellion, smooth talking.
So how do you distract yourself from suicide when you have days upon weeks of talking to no one?
>pic semi related
>>36217498
but we're talking right now so what's the problem
>>36217545
wow, really ,makes me think, hm hm hmhmhm hmhm hm hmhmh
>>36217498
By not being a whiny cunt. If youre really suicidal than just fucking do it. You wont do it though because you dont wan to kill yourself, youre just a fucking cry baby bitch. The only people who are truly suicidal are the ones who are already dead.
Why do people find Apu so cute
>>36217375
>Why do people find Apu so cute
only women do and its because women are stupid and find poorly drawn images to be cute because they associate them with children and their stupid brains are programmed to find children cute
So what's his actual name?
I first heard Downs Pepe and I'm fond of that.
>>36217404I'm a dude by the way. I just admire his sincerity and good nature
>>36218109
help helpr
t.yliauta pro
>politely ask for volunteers to leave plane, offer free flights
>offer cash and free flights
>offer ALOT more cash and free flight
>randomly select guests to receive cash and free flights
>book them on flight leaving 90 mins later
I'm #TeamUnited and think this Asian screeching autist should have been shot.
Just do what the fucking police say. Is that so hard?
what the fuck are you squawking about this isn't instagram or whatever the fuck I don't know what the fuck teamunited is
>>36217358
You realize security are not cops right? If anything the cops shouldve shot the security officers
>>36217358
It wasnt the police, it was security guards. And the flight they would have been booked on if they took the offer was the next day at 3PM, not 90 minutes later
HI anons. , I met some ultra qt girl at a bar, I played the chad and It kind of work We kissed and danced, everything cool but the problem is that I am a fucking fraud. I am scare of seeing her againg and fail, we are going on a date tomorrow. Besides killing my self for being a faggot. What are options?
>>36217342
the fact that you got the date makes you the chad now, billy
unless you told her huge lies about what you do for a living or how much you have financially/materialistically speaking, she obviously liked something about you, so just fucking be chill and focus on having a good time and you'll probably go far with this one
nice job billy
>>36217342
You succeeded in being Chad. You fancied an ultra qt. How the fuck is it fraud at this point? You legitimately did those things.
Fuck off out of here and stop bragging to the most downtrodden people you know.
>>36217342
>this failed-normalfaggot
Ok
>too self aware to get a waifu pillow to talk to
>>36217240
I want a daki to do cuddly stuff with, but I live with my parents..
>>36217569
I just want to talk to her about aeroplanes and ships and what I'm doing while playing and stuff.
But I don't think normies can understand that they aren't meant just for perverted things
i might get a plain daki to cry holding at night
MY NORMIE CLASMATES ARE STARTING TO USE "lel" ALL THE TIME AND IT'S REPLACING LMAO AND LOL
I ASKED WHAT THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT AND THEY ALL SAID IT STANDS FOR LAUGH EVEN LOUDER
WHAT THE FUCK STOOOOOOOOOOP
it happens, junior. memes get stolen all the time. the cringe was probably around the same in 2008. im sure it happened many times before as well.
different times, different places, same shit. it forces us to stay ahead, so we've got that going right
>>36217226
>MY NORMIE CLASMATES ARE STARTING TO USE "lel" ALL THE TIME AND IT'S REPLACING LMAO AND LOLI ASKED WHAT THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT AND THEY ALL SAID IT STANDS FOR LAUGH EVEN LOUDERWHAT THE FUCK STOOOOOOOOOOP
lel, ok.
>>36217226
>Laugh even Louder
Capital zozz
>tfw you realize that literally all "lonely" women are lonely by choice
why do women have it so easy in terms of interpersonal relationships? I would trade with a woman any day. I'm not experiencing any of the "benefits" of being a guy
>>36217201
nobody is lonely by choice moron
>>36217219
>nobody is lonely by choice
except for "the entire woman population"
>>36217259
look guys its a retard xDdddddd fuck you
What do you want your life to look like? What is your game plan? Where do you want to live? What do you want to be known for? Who do you want as a partner?
mm I like these. share yours too, OP.
>What do you want your life to look like?
30% on tour, 30% studio time, 40% at home
>What is your game plan?
h-hehe i thought this was a daydreaming thread
>Where do you want to live?
somewhere quiet, close to a city but not too close. a bit of nature and a few friendly neighbours to share a BBQ with or something. i need a garage and a home studio too.
>What do you want to be known for?
smokin' hot guitar play and good songs
>Who do you want as a partner?
a nice busty traditional wife to take care of our children is all I'm about. a sweet, warm mother to have dinner ready when I step off my bike.
goddammit OP...
>>36217123
>What do you want your life to look like?
Not sure, right now I'd rather not have one. Before 40% of year working, 60% making my own projects and traveling
>What is your game plan?
I don't know. I have some properties that I rent so maybe just going full NEET.
>Where do you want to live?
Australia in a small city or back in my original country and region somewhere quiet.
>What do you want to be known for?
I don't want to.
>Who do you want as a partner?
I don't know.
>>36217123
working as some kind of professional, considered a top expert and innovator in my field and paid big bucks because of it. also respected as an artist on my own time, maybe anonymously or something so fame didn't get to my head and ruin the art but once in a blue moon i could show up at a small club and bust out my stuff and everyone would flip out.
married to a qt3.14 pale skinny girl with freckles who is also some kind of passionate professional, doesn't have to make big bucks.
want to live somewhere predominantly white, not in the city but near it, not sure exactly where on earth, US options are like seattle, portland, europe options are all over the place.
what's my game plan? well, I'm going to move out of my parents house soon and go to community college after bumming around for several years.......................................
baby steps
how pathetic is your voice?
this android app is called "Voice Pitch Analyzer", it's for trannies but works
>>36217087
now fucking what? i dont wanna swallow the tranny pill
Is this good?
Origami
>>36217233
Post vocaroo lad
>tfw your favorite actress is okay with dating a black guy
white boys will NEVER know this feel
i thought she was dating that dude who plays Quicksilver in the new X-men movies
>>36217064
emma roberts is not particularly attractive. she just has a bland appearance, no ass, and no tits.
literally what is the appeal
She has a giant mouth for his giant black cock. Fitting.