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This midday I did my daily walk. I walked from my room to the local park, towards a forest nearby the town. While I was thinking of groundbreaking scientific theories I looked to see what is currently growing. I noticed a few plants I am fond of. Suddenly it came to me: this means that some of the weeds I've been sowing in wagies garden must be growing already. As I solved several mathematical problems in my mind, I quickly flaneured my way to wagies garden.
When I came there I was met with intense warmth. Stinging nettles, Japanese knotweed and ground elder had already completely infested his garden! Little did wagie know that I had also fertilized his garden with selfmade fertilizer.
I remember the words wagie told me last spring: how much he loved his garden, how much it meant to him and how it made him feel complete. He was devastated how his garden was getting wilder and wilder every year. Numerous weekends he would spend hours and hours combating the weeds, not to mention that he had a serious infestation of snails that seemingly seemed resistant to the pesticide he used (I wonder how that happened, I think I know...)
It wasn't just this wagie. Last weekend I saw numerous wagies sweating and swearing, working hard to keep their gardens the way they wanted. I cannot wait until they find out the trees I collected seeds from in the park, grew in pots and sold them for a low price, are very nasty trees. There is nothing more satisfying in doing your best to ensure wagies keep doing what they are naturally predisposed to: hard and unforgiving work. And some of the more nastier plants haven't even began to grow yet!
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>>36219190
Normally I'd disapprove of your chicanery, but I am a botany enthusiast myself
However, my interest piqued more at the snails you used. Are they a specific variety, did you also sell the pesticide or have you bred a resistance into them?
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>>36219190
now it is the time for me, a financially solvent and secure professional, to buy stock in hoes
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>>36219452
>Are they a specific variety, did you also sell the pesticide or have you bred a resistance into them?
Let's just say that the magican doesn't reveal all his tricks.
I could tell you where the fertilizer came from however... I made it myself!
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Recommend some depressing books /r9K/
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>Recommend some depressing books /r9K
Ok.
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English Dictionary
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>>36219173
what did you take away from this book? I read the first 50 pages and then got too bored to finish
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Why are you so affected by women sleeping with black guys?
What's wrong with "burning the coal"?
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I think their insecure cause our dicks are bigger
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>>36219134
They assume that those women aren't fucking them because they are "seduced by BBC". Or they're /pol/tards. Or they're just shitposting to trigger the other two groups.
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>>36219134
They view as someone who is inferior to them can do this that a superior like them cant as not possible.
So they blame outside forces like the media or Jews.
Or they were sluts to begin with.
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I was seduced while drunk and now she won't won't respond to my texts. She used me for my dick. I feel so degraded. Is this RAPE? Have I been RAPED?
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You were used but you let yourself be used.
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>>36219103
Yes it was
But you asked for you
You shouldn't have gotten drunk if you couldn't handle what might come with it
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>>36219103
Need more details. How drunk were you and how drunk was she? If you were incomprehensible and she had her head, it was rape and you should pursue it legally
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/polfeels/: Sweden Is Gay Edition 2017-04-12 08:48:51 Post No.36219065
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/polfeels/: Sweden Is Gay Edition
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Also, fuck Germany.
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last time there was a polish feels thread it was pretty dead until everyone started writing in polish, and then the thread got deleted
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>>36219065
>tfw no qt red head wants me
>tfw sweden has all the hot red heads
>tfw will die alone
I'm scared guys
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>>36219065
>only saw a couple of niggers in my life until i was 10
>now see them everywhere everytime along with muslims
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Let's start a >that kid thread 2017-04-12 08:47:20 Post No.36219040
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Let's start a >that kid thread
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>that kid that wore a real SS uniform to school for sprite week on super hero day.
most people in the school got triggered but all the teachers let him wear it
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>>36219040
>>that kid that wore a real SS uniform to school for sprite week on super hero day. most people in the school got triggered but all the teachers let him wear it
Ok
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>that kid who wore a fedora from kohls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqYZS8Z5cZQ
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>that kid who said 'cha cha cha" when everyone was singing happy birthday
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Hey /r9k/. This is my first time buying weed. Is $40 a good price for this or did I get ripped off?
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timestamp or this is b8 desu
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>>36218914
>Hey /r9k/. This is my first time buying weed. Is $40 a good price for this or did I get ripped off?
Ok.
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>>36218914
I can't tell if you are baiting or not
most places are $10-20 a gram and that doesn't even look like a gram
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Nepalese Cow Milking thread go 2017-04-12 08:34:57 Post No.36218771
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Nepalese Cow Milking thread go
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Tell your worst/ best life experiences
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>>36218771
>Tell your worst/ best life experiences
Ok.
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>>36218771
>when i walk out of my hut and see my wife fucking a bull and i start slurping on a cow nip nip to get the juice
>when my other wife had to see me service the bull
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I would consider filling a surgical glove with a liter of semen or more and pretend it is an udder for you beneath it.
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>tfw 6'6"
>tfw top 1 percent wealth
>tfw top 1 percent intelligence (valedictorian/academic stuff, NOT online memeQ tests)
>tfw all I wanna do is beat the shit out of completely random people for no reason to cope with my shitty childhood
Who /insane/ here?
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>>tfw 6'6"
>>tfw top 1 percent wealth
>>tfw top 1 percent intelligence (valedictorian/academic stuff, NOT online memeQ tests)
Sure you are ;)
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>>36218725
>lanklet
>spooklet
>not even really intelligent
>also harmful to society
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>>36218794
>tfw being honest
>tfw someone accuses me of lying
>tfw I sound so much like a chad its hard to believe
>>36218838
Smarter, taller and richer then you honeykins.
>"Can you believe it that Anon is STILL a virgin?!"
>"I KNOW right?! Like who's still a virgin at age 23 these days?!"
>"What a sad loser! He probably masturbates to those high school japanese cartoon characters"
>"OH YEEEAHHH I read about that on HUFFINGTON POST! I think its called Anime, and mainly pedophiles watch that shit!"
>"Ewwwwww GROSS! If any girl ever goes out with Anon, like, it will be purely out of feeling pity for the creep!"
>"But then, any girl that actually goes out with a loser is probably a loser herself!"
>"HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE, STACY!!!"
You overhear this gossip.
What would your reaction be?Describe the feels or rage in complete detail.
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>>36218713
these ladies are rude and that wasn't even a good one, stacy
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>>3621871
Just rape the SHIT out of all of them. No mercy.
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>>36218713
>>"Can you believe it that Anon is STILL a virgin?!">"I KNOW right?! Like who's still a virgin at age 23 these days?!">"What a sad loser! He probably masturbates to those high school japanese cartoon characters">"OH YEEEAHHH I read about that on HUFFINGTON POST! I think its called Anime, and mainly pedophiles watch that shit!">"Ewwwwww GROSS! If any girl ever goes out with Anon, like, it will be purely out of feeling pity for the creep!">"But then, any girl that actually goes out with a loser is probably a loser herself!">"HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE, STACY!!!"You overhear this gossip.What would your reaction be? Describe the feels or rage in complete detail.
Ok.
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Guys help. I cried in front of my crush and although she comforted me (she grabbed my shoulder and asked if I needed to talk to her) I think she is weirded out by me. I wish I didn't hate myself
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>Guys help. I cried in front of a girl
>having a crush at all
It's over for you
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>>36218656
>Crying in front of a girl that isn't your gf/wife/mother
>Crying
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>>36218656
Did she look like she cringed?
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/aussiefeels/: Chips n' Kangaroos Edition 2017-04-12 08:28:07 Post No.36218637
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/aussiefeels/: Chips n' Kangaroos Edition
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It's time for war, mates.
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>>36218637
>It's time for war
why?
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>>36218637
Killed 5 spiders in the past week alone.
Must have some sort of infestation.
What dip should I use for my chips?
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maybe today it won't get above 30C
maybe
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getting where the booty is 2017-04-12 08:25:42 Post No.36218586
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getting where the booty is
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How can I use my internet fame to get girls?
My viewer base are mid twenty male nerds. It sucks. But I'm sure there's a way to turn this.
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>>36218586
Post link to youtube fagget
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>>36218586
If you're famous enough, get a panel at some sort of nerd convention like a comi-con. Easy way to meet your "fans". Hopefully some are girls
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>>36218719
Yeah, go to cons. Even if you don't have a panel you can tell all your viewers you're going to one and have sweet meetups. Maybe one will be a girl, or if it's a guy he'll know a girl. Being a part of a popular fandom with lots of girls in it also helps.
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>be anon
>have chill friend that pays me once in a while to help on his projects since we both work in the same industry but I've been out of a job lately
>friend tells me he has some work for me today
>friend shows up two hours late
>friend tells me we can still go do the work but he can't pay me today because he's late because he gave all his money to his alcoholic wife
>tell him his wife has been cheating on him with three other men and he can find someone else to help him
>leave as he flips his shit
Well, I guess there goes that friendship. rip
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You originally said he's chill. If he's having a crisis, is it not right to cut him a little slack?
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>>36218528
>>tell him his wife has been cheating on him with three other men and he can find someone else to help him
bit of an overreaction no?
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>>36218664
No. If you're going to be two hours late you can call and even explain the changes so some asshole like me doesn't waste his whole day on someone else's bullshit.
>>36218684
Fuck no. His wife is an alcoholic whore who has been gaming him for years and he knows it. Someone had to tell him and I was frustrated enough to. Better me than he finds her in some other strange guy's car again and buys her bullshit that he's "just a friend giving her a ride."
She gave his bike away to one of the junkies fucking her and told him that it got stolen and he was stupid enough to believe her.
why are you so boring?
if you weren't so boring people would like you
you would have friends and stuff
and people would want to be in a relationship with you
but you aren't. you're boring and that's why people don't like you
who would want to hang around a boring person? if you can't hold a conversation no one will ever want to spend time with you
all you do is sit on a computer and sleep all day, why would anyone want to associate with that
you'll never change because you don't like anything and you're tired all the time, and you'll remain invisible for the rest of your short life until you can't take it anymore. no one will ever deign to notice you because your life is so uninteresting that someone trying to give a shit about you would be actively detrimental and lame to them
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>>36218396
How much threads about this shit are you going to make?
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>>36218438
I'll keep making them until you get the message buddy
end it
pop yourself
vamoose
exit the mortal coil. take a long walk off a short pier. stick a fork in yourself, you're done. stop wasting taxpayer dollars. do the world a favor. throw in the towel. pack it in. make an original pollock all over the wall.
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>>36218396
Why the fuck are you posting images of my wife?