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>>36204220
>tfw couldn't understand algebra at all in school
>only learned it years later when i needed it in the context of a video game to maximize my dps

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>when you did much better on your exam than you thought you did

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Don't worry, I failed 6 classes throughout my time in uni. I got the degree and now I do fancy molecular dynamics.

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>>36201714
I'll feel wherever I wanna feel op
t. infp

>>36201812
Get out fagggot.

>>36201812
this isn't tumblr fag
ISTP master race

>>36198309
-1 a central intelligence agency research devision : sounds incredible right ? many of you were on /pol/ during the 2016 elections and faught in the "great meme war" , paid democrat shills were active on /pol/ and /r9k/ , they were also active on reddit ,Ted cruiz's campaign manager previously worked for the CIA, "but so what anon? the meme war is over? " is it? , the CIA are known to have researched mind control techniques since the 1950's (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra) something that some people claim is still continuing (highly probable because nobody gives a shit about illegal immigrants) , and have also been known to try and subvert inherent sexuality (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb) additionally companies like plug marketing , so what grounds are there for this ? sexual reconditioning on an experimental scale (http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0118151) found that men who were aroused were "significantly more likely to endorse engaging in potentially disgusting sexual situations, such as watching a woman urinating, having sexual contact with an animal, or having anal sex." , this type of operation would only require about 3-4 people , in order to track progress all they would have to do is monitor the IP reccurence and deviation in response to stimuli , i think an experienced programmer would have no problem mapping a chart that could show behavioural patterns , we already know mods are turning a blind eye to this shit , why are they silent? probable threat of incarceration on charges related to child pornography being posted on the boards , they are being payed off , or they dont give a flying fuck .

>>36198309
I suspect it's /lgbt/

- 2 . a devient minority of homosexuals who cant stay on their own containment boards despite having four of them , if so what they are doing is highly unethical , they are utilising the aformentioned principles in (http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0118151) to utilise feminine form to sexually recondition robots to adopt homosexual tendancies , this wouldnt be difficult , /r9k/ is easily the most self depriciating board on 4chan , breaking down ego with sexual reconditioning seems to be the most powerful attack on us , first they humiliate us with race baiting blacked videos humiliating the majority of whites on the board by essentially telling us that "we arnt good enough to have a girlfriend because we are physically and sexually inferior" , breaking down our sense of self worth , this parralleled in conjunction with the allure of physical sexual and emotional intimacy of a relationship that the majority of the traps role play as being part of ; ie. "tfw when bf snuggles up to me" in conjunction with an image of a crossdresser adopting an effeminate and vulnerable pose , THEY ARE DELIBERATELY PICKING ON /R9K/ BECAUSE THEY KNOW A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF US ARE EMOTIONALLY AND SEXUALLY DEPRIVED , their incentive : sexual and psychological gratification , by turning robots prison gay they effectively normalise their own sexuality and justify it , reminder: THERE IS NO REASON TO HAVE HOMOSEXUALITY ORIENTED THREADS ON /R9K/ THEY HAVE FOUR CONTAINMENT BOARDS THAT THEY CAN USE AS OUTLETS FOR THEIR SEXUAL PREFERENCES. some anon said they have discord groups

Thief
Daggers
Thief

>>36196646
In every game i can pick a class in, i am a rogue/thief/ninja archetype.
I prefer 2 handed swords to daggers though.

>Class
Rogue

>Weapon
Knives

>Job
Traveler

i wanna hang myself in my room

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I'll just take a vodka.

>tfw you are nobodies first choice in terms of someone to talk to or do things with
>tfw when you do get a girlfriend and she calls her male 'friend' before she even considers talking to you
>tfw she calls you and bitches to you that he wont pick up his phone
>tfw she goes on holidays and sucks another guys dick
>she didnt even suck my dick
>tfw this was two years ago
>tfw still a virgin
>tfw beta as fuck

Coconut Martini please?

>>>tfw when you do get a girlfriend and she calls her male 'friend' before she even considers talking to you

Can you even consider her your girlfriend if this happens?

>>36173945
Why is he so far away

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>>36173971
We met online

I feel so horny now

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Orbiting is verboten edition

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I should just sleep already

steamcommunity.com/id/tfwNoTomokoBf/
cebrz.tumblr.com

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>>36170170
Du bist ein Hurensohn Edition

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Have you bought the shirt?

>>36221427
>succubus (male)
what did they mean by this?

>>36221449
It'll be arriving in the mail in about a week or so

how disgusting can you be? that is totally not enough hairy

This shitty anime book lines do nothing to me.

If you know any girl, you know that nobody ever talks like that. It's literally a framework merely present on 4chan.

And fyi, women, like probably anybody, are generally insecure, especially about something how their hidden parts look.

>>36221315
>women, like probably anybody, are generally insecure,
Where? Saudi Arabia? In the west women act like royalty and think they deserve everything.

>>36221276
After a year of psychotherapy

>>36221276
After 12 months of psychotherapy

>>36221276
After 365 days of psychotherapy

>>36220950
are you ugly? be honest

if so, it's not happening. learn to settle for less

>>36220950
That's not how biology works OP. Chad as superior genes, and can impregnate about 50 women a day. Why would a woman ever settle for you?

>>36220966

No, I'm not ugly. I'm white and have gotten attention from pretty white girls since I was 15 (I'm now 20). I was just too much of a little bitch to actually approach any of them in high school. Now that I do consistently approach cuties, I just get turned down a lot :/. I'm not a Chad by any means, but there's still a little bit of hope deep in my heart

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>>36220903
>My girlfriends pussy always tastes and smells either musty/a bit discharged, or overwhelmingly like urine! Please help! Could be she has large labia majora and possibly pees on her labia when she urinates. Also she's crazy.
Ok.

>>36220965
that doesn't help!!!
Origin

Tell her to wash he puss before sexy times and post this crap on /adv/ or some shit

lol so edgy and MEMEtastic mixing degenerate drug and nigger culture with moe anime girls xDDDDD
kys you underaged faggot

>>36220879
>>>/b/ is this way >>>/b/

anime should be illegal

>>36220839
Hahaha what a dumb nigger. Nigger you is dumb.

He do that to me all the time. Its nothing. Sometimes he hit me multiple times. But he is good when you need a sugestion on something.

He is actually me but stronger.

>made a tulpa
>it possessed me and i accidentally lost some of my memories while trying to fight it off
>had to kill it

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>>36220694
I saw the other thread anon.

It was quacking crazy.

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>>36220728
thanks anon

origamidesuchan

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ducks are cool