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What's up anons. How hard do you think it is to pull an armed robbery off? There's pretty much no way to get caught if you are smart about it, right? With a gun pointed at them no one is going to risk not listening to you, just tell them to hand you the wallet and phone and watch if they have one on. As soon as you have it, run fast as fuck, toss the phone (they can be tracked), then change clothes and go home like nothing happened.
This is all hypothetical of course, but if any anons have any insights into how to improve this plan that'd be great.
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what happens if they pull out a gun or knife? Or if they fight back? Are you going to shoot them or run away.
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>>36219362
If they reach for a gun, I'd have to shoot. If it's a knife I'd, probably just run. Shouldn't happen though, I would pick my target wisely, just wait somewhere and watch them come by and then follow them somewhere secluded.
Maybe this hypothetical plan is too hot, and maybe a B&E is better, but I don't like how many variables there are with that. No way of knowing for sure if anyone is home and what they have on then, you're risking getting shot breaking into a house
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>>36219322
This has actually been a fantasy of me for a long time now.
Here's what you want to do if you rob someone.
1: prepare
Find a house from people that are on vacation, facebook is a great way to know
Study the surroundings, neigbors and cameras in the neigborhood.
Plan an escape route
2: breaking in
Don't force the door open, lockpicking or using their spare key is better.
Make sure no one sees you
Be online, leave phone at home
Wear plastic bags around your shoes, so no dirt gets on the floor.
Wear gloves
Take thing that they wont really notice is gone.
The trick is to jever let them know they where robbed in the first place.
If they find out eventually it's gonna be too late for them.
I wish I could be more detailed but I'm tired as fuck.
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This is the cutestest thread on all of the 4chan!
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>>36219197
>This is the cutestest thread on all of the 4chan!
Ok.
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>>36219197
Fitting for me, the cutestestest poster to ever grace this site
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>>36219197
I don't think so
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>go into therapy
>get testing for depression and anxiety and such
>this has a long IQ test portion
>score 162 on IQ
>just got called in for further IQ testing, they sight it actually might be higher than 162
>mfw
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The guy who made this thread is an 18 yo drug addict who just shitpost all day. I know it because I personally know him, his first name is Will.
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>tfw too intelligent to take IQ tests and MBTI seriously
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If you're a social mong what's the point of being clever
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Hey /r9k/ I have no friends and have shit grades at university and kind of want to kill myself here, so I was thinking about dropping out and joining the military?
1. Should I do it?
2. What if I told you my parents were fully paying for my college tuition?
3. How should I go about telling this to my parents if the answer to both of the above is "yes"?
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why waste your time and youth on the military when you could just become a NEET living on tuition while satisfying your military fetish by doing /diy/ and /out/ shit?
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>>36218762
i think if you are serious about it, start conditioning, semester is almost over, at the end of the semester bring it up to your parents your grades, and you are looking for a new career path in the military. You are a big boy, you can make your own choices, but military isnt something you just to back out of, they own your ass
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>>36218837
Because my dad will eventually find my shit grades that my mom's been hiding, and I don't even know what will happen when that happens. I will never be able to become a neet because my dad is a hard ass and would throw me onto the streets before that happened.
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>girl likes you
>shes a 4 or below
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>like girl
>I'm a 4
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>>36218634
>be 2.5
>demand 6 or above
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>>36218598
>Be 2
>Just want another 2 who isnt ghetto or fat.
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ITT: Autistic shit you do
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>pretend to preform the song I'm listening to in front of my whole high school despite being 23
>carry out entire conversations with myself about religion, philosophy or anime when no one's around
>purposely avoid driving on single lane roads and take the long way to get to places because I hate when people drive too close behind me
>will sometimes drive all the way to the store just to end up panicking for no reason and not going in
>can't sleep without socks on
>if I touch a doorknob I have to touch it with the other hand I didn't use or else I feel weird
>literally cannot fathom why anybody would want to keep a pet for companionship
>have begun to unironically use piss jugs
>still drink juice boxes and eat fucking lunchables
Could be worse I guess.
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>>36218491
>pretend to preform the song I'm listening to in front of my whole high school despite being 23
I do that, sort of, except I imagine I'm this super musician/singer and I can change my voice to fit the song
And I go through my spotify library and imagine I'm performing that song the first time and everyone's amazed
Also when I watch a talk show I pretend I'm there and answer questions
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>>36218491
>can't sleep without shoving ear plugs in my ears
>chug calcium or magnesium laced water when i'm anxious or depressed
>masturbate in my own pants often without changing them right away.
>have way too much fun shitting and thus stay on the toilet for at least 15 minutes.
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>be in public
>pretend to stare into distance like im in deep thought
>maybe someone will think im a genius of epic proportions
I just dont even.
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This is your sweaty and slippery NEET gf for the day anon. Why would you need one of those candyass faggots when you can be suffocated in NEET pussy?
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>>36218381
This is exactly what I need.
A sweaty, smelly, unwashed NEET pussy right in front of my face for me to dine on.
Hold on, let me say grace first because I'm going to eat that pussy like a Thanksgiving dinner.
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>>36218381
>riddled with emotional/mental issues
>literally does nothing all day
>always need to pay for everything
Women are awful but NEET gfs are worse
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>>36218450
NEET gf : for NEET bf _ O N L Y
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I hate this board, but I stay because I have nowhere else to go.
All this board is now is newfag: the board.
Everyone uses forced terms like "normie" and "tendies" still which are literal Reddit terms after the 2015 phase of "XD REEEE HAHA TENDIES!!! NORMIE!!". It genuinely makes me sad. It's all the same people that watch h3h3 or idubbz or filthy frank and find them funny.
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>>36218285
>I hate this board, but I stay because I have nowhere else to go
Ok.
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>>36218285
is complaining about overabundant memes the same as posting them without complaint ?
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>>36218441
If r*ddit uses memes from 4c; they're not fun anymore.
Stop using them
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https://strawpoll.com/sc6a9bg
Let's get to the bottom of this, robots. What's the political makeup of this board?
https://strawpoll.com/sc6a9bg
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>>36218281
originallly bump
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>>36218281
we all know what "other" means right?
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>>36218440
liberals? conservatives? progressives? centrists? egoist anarchists?
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>SHITSHIT. THE FUCK IS THIS
MY MOM JUST SENT ME THIS MESSAGE, IS SOMEONE DEAD? IS SHE GONNA KICK ME OUT?
THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN?
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she's going to yell at you until you agree to get your life on track.
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Maybe she saw your internet history
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>>36217875
>obligatory "she wants to fuck" post
Get the fuck on Omegle and talk to fellow robots loser
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bump dump lump rump
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Gr8 talk lads
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why don't you make a unique tag every thread to keep the spammers away?
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/britfeel/ illegally downloading music edition 2017-04-12 07:30:22 Post No.36217581
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/britfeel/ illegally downloading music edition
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Also Amex gold card edition
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OP here. Need some non-porn to wank to. Hot music videos or slutty instagram or something
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Who /comfy/ tonight lads? What comfy things are you up to?
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Milk Cat 2
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How tall are you and are you happy with your height? I'll start
>5'11.5
Pretty happy considering both my parents are short and I'm 6 foot with shoes anyways
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6'0
I'm completely fine with my height. my friends are mostly around 5'8 and 6'4 so I'm around a good spot. Dutch people are just really tall on average. if I hadn't been mixed, i could probably see sunrise a bit sooner, too, just like the rest.
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6'4
I'm pretty content, I only ever feel short when I'm in Uni and every other dude seems to either meet my height or be well above it.
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5'0
Hah beat that!
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>tfw ugly boy but cute girl
Why is life so cruel? Just look at this. Night and day. Think about how much easier life would be if I were the right vs the left.
Also general Faceapp thread.
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dude fuck off you are attractive and fishing for compliments there's also already a faceapp thread motherfucking pretty fuck
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>>36216878
He's ugly as sin tbqh
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>>36217260
If he had a proper jawline he would be hitler's wet dream. But he has a jaw that somehow looks terrible as a man and a woman.
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>tfw you are so poor being on the internet is a luxury.
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Anons, share your poorfag stories.
Green me up.
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And the only way out is became a wagecuck
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>>36216818
poor living on neetbucks want to leave cant get a job town too small
every interview I go to is just more and more demoralising
never get anywhere
why am I like this