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I fucking hate rich people.
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i fucking hate pretty people
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Me too
I want to be them but they won't teach me how
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>>36220656
Why come? Because they have more stuff than you?

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Will I ever lose my virginity? You can be mean, I just want to know the truth.
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>>36220617
You're attractive but fat. Lose weight. If you get fit and still can't pull chicks, then you have the permission to continue taking photos of yourself crying.
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>>36220617
you dont even look that bad, try getting a personality. even then you can still get /fit/ and make it easier

sage for attention whoring
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>>36220617
>shave
>fix your hair
>lose weight
>get rid of that gormless expression

There, I fixed you.

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>video games are dead
>download FFXIV mmorpg
>literally squirming from pain and boredom as i grind it
>beta numale retards ignoring my messages
>wtf is the point of mmorpg if you dont socialise
>3 hours later
>fuck this shit i've had enough
>uninstall.exe
is there a game that's fun these days?

preferably with a story and gameplay based on reality and not some braindead autistic grinding.
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There is no entertainment in life anymore. What went wrong
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tom clancys rainbow six siege
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>>36220671
>tfw still no crack
fuckin i hope isis bombs denuvo's offices
>plus reviews are bad
guess i'll just pay 2 buck to a panjit to offline activate it for me

How dose this image make you feel /r9k/?
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>>36220606
>How dose this image make you feel /r9k/?
Ok
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bad because i'm not charismatic enough to infiltrate degenerate internet circles with super autists willing to buy subpar drawings like OP's pic and make a living off of it
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>>36220606
I feel like he's missing a lot of body hair. also the bulge should be at least 2x bigger, Hellboy canonically has a monster cock.

Hey, this is my kitteh.

She is my baby. I bought her a golden collar because I love her. You can see it stick out of her fur in this picture.

She is 18 years old, her teeth hurt. I've had her all my life.

I luvs my kitteh.
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>>36220548
>18 years old

Wow. That's a cute kitteh. A sweet old lady.
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>>36220548
That cat has a manly jawline.
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>>36220577

It is a Norwegian forest cat.

She still plays around if I wave a yarn her way. But she can't bite or chew her food anymore.

I love my kitteh.

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It's not because I think they're easy or even cute. It's because the idea of it really arouses me.

Earlier in a thread I first found out about borderline girls and everyone was talking about how it's hell and they would never date one. Now, this peaked my curiosity. I started asking around to see what was so wrong with BPD girls? They then started all talking about their personal experiences with BPD girls, and I started wondering "Only a normie or Chad would reject that!". I mean the idea of dealing with a BPD girl who always throws temper tantrums, continuously accuses you of cheating, overly clingy and has moods swings just turns me on and is just desirable to me.

I want to ake care of her in times of high temper, I want to calm her down as I explain that I wasn't unfaithful, I want to encourage her clinginess, and I want to calm her down during her mood swings and tell her everything is gonna be just fine.

But that'll never happen. :^(
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>>36220346
You're a fucking retard

Original no mute
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>tfw no bpd gf to ruin everything about my life
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>>36220432
How so?

>>36220446
There's nothing you can say that will change my mind only make my desire grow stronger!

redpill time:

fembots hate robots
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redpill time


i am a robot


i HATE fembots.


get the FUCK away from me. I don't want to talk to you. get the FUCK out of my server. cunt. useless. stay away from me.
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>>36220328
Of course robots and fembots hate each other, no one likes unattractive people.
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>>36220328
Redpill: fembots don't exist
Any alleged woman posts here and she's instantly showered with (you)s.
As long as you have a vagina or pretend to have one you can always get attention.
It's just a matter of picking for them, of course they want chad and betas anyway

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What's for dinner robots 04/12
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nice one bud looking good enjoy
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>>36220362
That guy who kept posting the carne asada fries made me want to try it
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I'm having turkey burgers feelsgoodman. I wish I had four loko though you're living good

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I finally did it. I went to a hooker. He turned out to be a transsexual. I fucked him anyway. Am I crazy or some sort of psychopath?
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>>36220202
Post more pics of the trap
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>>36220202
>Am I crazy or some sort of psychopath?
no youre just gay
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>>36220202
>He turned out to be a transsexual. I fucked him anyway

that really gay, anon

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>I've been going around the house with cummy stains on my clothes
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My mom once found this tissue drawer

It waa full of tissues
Used tissues
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>>36220054
Do you like the smell as well?
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>>36220054
My mom once found the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition with the glued together pages. She kindly told me the magazine was now in my closet instead of under my bed.

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>tfw getting drunk on cheap wine in the public park
>see obvious hobo
>leave all your stuff on the bench and walk up to him, ask him
"Do you have anything to smoke?"
>he replies that he has just couple of cig butts
>you hand him 3 rolled cigs and he says "Thank you sir"
>the way he thanked you make you feel like shit
>not even hour later you meet 2 random people who invite you to sit down with them
>random girl arrives and gives you big ass nug of weed just because

Is....is karma real brobots?
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>>36219695
Seems like you have a pretty good idea by now.
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>>36219695
Yes, karma's real. All those starving kids in Africa are douchebags.
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>>36220108
Well....i should have, but i am still torn about it mate.

It FEELS real, but there is not logical explanation for this.

I actually spent the rest of the night wondering about paranoid shit, if they were just actors sent after me and blabla.

Its just so surreal, people coming out of nowhere, giving me the one thing i wanted in that moment.


But then again, i did the exact same thing (probably?) for the homeless, so....

It might be real?

What are your experiences with karma, anon?

>>36220471
They get help though, don't they? Not everyone, but majority of them get some sort of help from rich westerners and shit.

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im autistic but i started lifting, learning a new language and now i have a gf. so whats YOUR excuse faggot? u mirin' brah? :)
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>>36219676
>im autistic but i started lifting, learning a new language and now i have a gf. so whats YOUR excuse faggot? u mirin' brah? :)
Ok.
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I bet her parents will disown her for being a whore.
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>>36219676
Are you balding or just retarded? Learn how to get a hairstyle that doesn't make you look autistic

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Not Invited: Quebec
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>>36219511
>tfw 95% white
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>>36219511
Quebec can suck my cock and tits
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>>36219596
t. normie: the province

prove you're a robot or git out

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Anyone else here disgusted by the smell of a vagina?
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>>36219427
Man fuck you. That shit is intoxicating.
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>the smell of a vagina

I do not know what it is you are talking about
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I have no idea what that smells like. Looks like it would smell gross though.

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/neet/ until the world ends
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Eh
I'm looking forward to it
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>Trump could start war
>It's actually being caused by better relations with the Chinese leading them to pull out as NK's primary economic source

I don't even support Trump and can't stand how much the media twists everything to make it look like he's the political equivalent of Satan.
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>>36219382
We coulda had Sanders. We coulda had peace.

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