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Hey robots. Got myself into another stupid situation.

>be me
>depressed autistic neet, working on getting my shit together
>weather's been nice lately, been going outside, riding my bike, starting to feel better
>mom hands me $20 so that if I want to go out I can get a drink or something
>brother is at school. He's a senior in highschool, your average Chad.
>take a literal pinch of weed from his grinder
>get a lil high
>kinda feel bad for it, despite the fact that he steals everything from me and takes advantage of me all the time
>decide to go half on a $20 bag with him later, and repay his pinch out of my half.
>there wasn't much in his grinder so he noticed
>calls me out on it
>calmly explain bout the plan of going half and giving it back
>he seems cool with this at first
>suddenly he says "you took like a whole gram"
>I didn't. Literally a dusty pinch.
>"I know how much was there" translation: "it's my word against yours so I can just make shit up"
>"you're going to pay for the whole bag or I'm going to kick your ass"
>don't want to deal with it, get up to walk away
>"if you're gonna just lock yourself in your room all night I'll break down the door and knock your ass silly"

I know it was my fault but I apologized and offered a reasonable solution.
if I just leave the house he'll destroy my shit instead.
if I fight him I'll probably lose, 240lb chad who lifts vs 120lb scrawny autist.
If I somehow win I'll get kicked out and probably arrested.
My mom lets him get away with everything because she's just as scared of him.
Don't want to give him the $20 but I don't want my ass kicked or my shit destroyed so I think it might be my best bet.
What do?
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>>36221122
>getting all stressed out and emotional over $20
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>>36221170
It's not really the 20 itself, it's the principle of being extorted, he does shit like this a lot.
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Poison his food lyl

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help, i've got 2 cavities, one of which has gotten pretty bad. I have little to no hygiene so this is probably a result of this.

If I start brushing my teeth everyday, will it go away? can i cure a cavity with good hygiene? I cant afford a root canal.
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>>36221116
>If I start brushing my teeth everyday, will it go away? can i cure a cavity with good hygiene?
No. You're in deep trouble.
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>>36221116
nope. either go to a dentist or your tooth will rot out
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no, and a cavity can cause sepsis and kill you

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Been a while since I've seen one of these threads around, anyone up for a game?
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>>36221102
I'll play fampai
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>>36221102
Seems like a jolly good time
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>>36221102
Roll

Orgreganog

Can I brainwash a girl into liking me?

Can't higher IQites brainwash lower IQs into loving them forever?
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>>36221094
bumperoopla
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>>36221463
>bumperoopla
wait, youre serious? in that case let me give you a serious answer.

a brain washed girl will not satisfy your need for validation, which is really why you want a gf.
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>>36221094
Actually yes and it's been done for years. What do you think music is? Women love musicians and smart people make great musicians. If that's not a thing just take pictures of yourself posing with attractive women. Women are programmed to like men if beautiful women like them

Is /r9k/ mostly white?

It has to be.
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I always assume when it's a "fembot" or "black or" thread, it's a white robot pretending to be a chick/black
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Hello basic bitch reverse psychology baiter from stormfront, why don't you end yourself?

Racism is really the lowest, most crudely primitive form of collectivism. It is the notion of ascribing moral, social or political significance to a man's genetic lineage the notion that a man's intellectual and characterological traits are produced and transmitted by his internal body chemistry. Which means, in practice, that a man is to be judged, not by his own character and actions, but by the characters and actions of a collective of ancestors.

Racism claims that the content of a man's mind (not his cognitive apparatus, but its content) is inherited; that a man's convictions, values and character are determined before he is born, by physical factors beyond his control. This is the caveman's version of the doctrine of innate ideas or of inherited knowledge which has been thoroughly refuted by philosophy and science. Racism is a doctrine of, by and for brutes. It is a barnyard or stock-farm version of collectivism, appropriate to a mentality that differentiates between various breeds of animals, but not between animals,niggers, and men.

Like every form of determinism, racism invalidates the specific attribute which distinguishes man from all other living species: his rational faculty. Racism negates two aspects of man's life: reason and choice, or mind and morality, replacing them with chemical predestination.
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>>36221113
Alot of these threads are posted and samefagged by Israeli "political activists." Alot of powerful people want more "racist white neo nazi losers" in society. This website is a brainwashing facility to produce just that.

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>tfw lost my virginity to a tranny and didn't hate it
I guess I'm gay now.
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>>36221038
were you the top or bottom
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>>36221177
Bottom owo
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>>36221177
Top of course.

>>36221314
Out.

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>on bus
>very mentally disabled fat man sits next to me
>just starts saying random things
>has a very hurr durr voice
>I haven't said a word to him because I don't want to talk with anybody
>he says he went to jail
>I just nod my head
>"they said if I ever came back to jail they would rape me again"
>caught me off guard and was kind of uncomfortable to hear
>put headphones in so he would stop talking
>he wouldn't
>tells me he used to have an apartment by himself but one day a friend came over and brought somebody else and they both raped him
>can't handle it anymore
>just get off the bus at a random stop

This experience has been ruminating in my head all day and needed to tell somebody to get my mind off it and since I don't talk to any humans I posted here.

Feel free to ignore if you want, just needed to clear my head of it.
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>>36221017
He very obviously hit on you anon. If you didn't rape him you are not allowed to complain about being a virgin anymore.
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>>36221017
i also had an experience with a crazy person today
>standing in line at buffet
>guy was in front of me
>looked normal enough
>"w-what is this place, what are those green things"
>"this is an all you can eat buffet, those green things are trays to put your food"
>"oh" long pause "how much is it"
>"it's $8.95, sir"
>"what can i get for $5"
>"i can sell you a fountain drink for $2.50"
>"okay" hands the cashier a balled up $5 bill
>see him later at the drink dispenser taste testing all the drinks
>was still doing that when i left
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>>36221017
that's prettyh fucke dup dude. where do you live

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>tfw washed out of basic training

I couldn't handle the no privacy
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>translation: I couldn't handle not fapping 8 times a day
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>>36221173
I only fap every 2 days actually buddy
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>>36221002
Did you at least get fit anon?

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>be me
>kinda popular, people know me
>make post yesterday asking for rates, was curious
>anon knows my name
>wtf
>anon knows my school
>says he always thought i used 4chan
>didn't say who he was
>school is full of aspies, scared about confrontation

What do? I'm worried one of you aspie fucks will run up to me in school and say something retarded, and if you are reading this anon, act like it never happened. Please.
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>>36220895
Haha why would you post your face on 4chan mane
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>>36220895
Lolllll

That's what you get for being underage
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wait youre the guy from yesterday who recognised you as lucas or was someone else?

I like looking at naked women.
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Me too man, do you wanna look at naked women together?
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Most underrated thread I've ever witnessed
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As long as it is 2D. They are so clean.

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How do you feel about immigration in your respective country?
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>>36220847
Frankly. This have to stop.
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>>36220847
it don't bother me none

original
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>>36220847
I never leave my house, I don't care who outside.

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Is it true that nofap increases testosterone? What's your experience with nofap, robots?
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No. That's false. Nofap is bad.

Eat cum fap is the true power
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>>36220818

It's a myth that wankers tell you so that they can be the bigger wankers and wank their wankers all wanking day.
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>>36220818
It increases testosterone, but not because you're fapping.

When you are on NoFap you will be doing things to take your mind away from the urge to masturbate. That means you'll probably be up and about more. Cleaning the house. Taking a walk, etc.

More exercise = more fitness = more testosterone.

Porn is pretty bad for you. Not because it's "degenerate" or any of that crap, but because it's such a time sink a lot of the time.

Instead of edging for a hour (or two) just go to the bathroom and jerk off in less than 10 minutes time. You'll be amazing how much more time you have in the day.

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https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2492107

Post on this map if you want to meet a nearby robot and cure your loneliness.

Just go to additions > add marker, and don't forget contact info.

All the other maps are either deleted or years outdated, so this is a new one. I'll post regularly so it gets filled up.
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Good idea anon, ill add my marker now.
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Bumping, too much of a bitch to add marker but I live in the Northeast US.
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>>36220959
The heck dude just add your market

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WHY DOES THE GIRL I LIKE LIKE A LITERAL CHAD REEEEEEEEE!
I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN ONE DAY REEE!
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>>36220732
Stop being 14. Know your place and go after girls within your league.
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>>36220881
She's like 1 league above me desu. I'm a fat fuck so i think that's what's holding me down desu...
Also
>a robot
>girls in the same league
Pick one plz
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>>36220927
>falling for the woman meme
Wouldn't you be much happier with a man anon? He would understand you, and would go out with you

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lets have a rose thread
nothing significant will ever happen here again edition
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>>36220666
>nothing significant will ever happen here again
rip
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>>36220666
>Satan is a rosbud edition
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>>36220698
where were you when /rose/ died?

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