Stop blaming your looks
It's the damn spooks!
>>36225848
Is that the most recent thing he said?
>>36225848
>Stop blaming your looks
O-okay, now wh-what?!?
A girl will never love you as much as this girl loves her doctor
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_TiQ1E0UI
I wish I had a weird autistic gf that was like this all the time
Man fuck these videos. You know all these teens are /playingitup/ while on anesthetics for the snapchat views.
>>36225824
dawwwww that was fecking cute
>>36225824
these videos get me paranoid as hell of having to be drugged up for something
I'll probably tell them to just go in raw fuck the anesthetics
What's the best way to buy things at self checkout if you don't want anyone to see what you're buying? What times are least populated by other customers and staff?
>>36225767
1 am you tard.
>>36225767
Why do you need to know anon?
Cashier here. Literally nobody gives a single solitary fuck what you're buying.
And besides, all self-checkout registers have cameras anyway that loss prevention officers have access to.
The girl at the DQ liked my Macintosh Plus sweater which made me feel nice
How are you all doing 2nite
>>36225758
I just found out my old Japanese notebook while cleaning my room. I tried learning Japanese when I first dropped out of HS. Makes me sad that I gave up learning it, and just spent 3 years doing nothing but post on /r9k/. i recently gave up on learning math too.
don't know what to do with my life
other than that, I'm doing fine shitposting on /r9k/ while listening to Spotify
Every team I like has lost so far in the NHL playoffs, and my home team isn't even it but. But playoff hockey is a good enough excuse to not kill myself.
Other than that I'm extra lonely lately. I officially have no friends, no gf (obviously), and my parents have been avoiding me. I'm pretty sure if I died, no one would care within a week.
>>36225865
Its okay, I give up on most things too
Also math is 4 nerds dont worry
WHatcha listening to?
>>36225886
would you want friends?
I'm sick. i have headache, cough got better, chills, and my forehead is hot
what do I do robots? should I go to school and work tomorrow?
Hell no call in
>>36226277
how i get rid of it
>>36225742
How about a knuckle sandwich?
>stomach hurt
>stomach hurt more after eat
>puke
>stomach still hurt
what did my gastrointestinal tract mean by this
>>36225664
you ArE dYiNg!!?! cALl abUYLMABS!
>>36226075
abulambs have to talk to me thats nervos
>>36225664
yeah my partner unironically had the same problem and it's pretty damn fucked, lost like 30kg in mere months and spent days just violently vomiting, bedridden.
Any chance you smoke weed or do drugs? Any anxiety / stress disorders of note.
You're not a robot if you don't have earwax and dead skin build up on your headphones because you wear them so much.
O shit I almost bought those phones
Are they comfy?
>>36225660
Explain to me how you get earwax on your headphones. Earbuds I can understand...
>>36225660
No, thank you I don't want to get a ear infection.
Ear infection fuckin' sucks when you have tinnitus.
You need to take responsibility for your life and start making smart decisions
>>36225641
>You need to take responsibility for your life and start making smart decisions
Ok.
>when the sitcom that invented your idea did a better job at it
I'm working on it, every day. But mother of god its hard starting out as a graphic artist.
I'm 22 and never had a job because my school had no option to study this shit. I dropped out in the 10th grade and lost my way for a few years, im back on track but I can feel in my soul its probably too late. I'll be 23 on the 23rd and I know a guy who is 26 and he is fucked, he gave up a long time ago and plays league all day. If I didn't have some small hope of making it and becoming the next pewdiepie or something id just fucking an hero right now.
Long story short, make the right choices before its too late guys. The bill comes due, always.
"She suck on the dick on the plane and I just call her airhead"
>>36225624
My daughters sexy and my sons got the broad
Blatant homosexual
>>36225719
WTF Brah?!
Originalia
robros do you regret your prom date? the girl I took to prom was working at McPalace the same time that I was which is why I asked her...
she used to be le quirky girl back then but now she is a full blown SJW-tumblr posting man hating super troll with an awful mullet haircut and degenerate as fuck piercings and tattoos
I would post a pic of her mug but I just can't bring myself to do it. Her name is Sarah.
so any other bros regret their choice in prom date or just about all of the rest of their existence?
>>36225618
Why would you care about who she is now? It's not like you have to put up with her bullshit and now you can joke about how you dodged a bullet.
>>36225649
well what had happened was that I broke up with the girl that I had been dating for 1y+ and I didn't want to be a loser who went to prom alone so I "had to pick someone" and I settled with her...
but who she is now is atrocious and I am legitimately embarrassed by her public musings. when someone thinks.. hey who did Sarah go to prom with they will think of me.
this was nearly 10 years ago btw
I didn't go to prom, my parents are divorced and I would get sent back and forth between them randomly
My junior year I got sent from dad to mom and she never bothered enrolling me saying she would just do it for my senior year after summer so I missed out on junior prom and then she never bothered to enroll me for my senior year so I ended up dropping out because of that and never had a chance at senior prom either
>saw warning signs for schizophrenia once on some board
>fit most of the categories but wasn't too worried about it because no family history
>started hearing voices occasionally a few months ago
>turns out grandma has schizophrenia and my parents hid it to keep us from being afraid of her
I'm kind of scared guys anyone have any experience with this type of thing. Anything I can do to try and prevent it?
>>36225564
r9kanon, she's actually not your grandma
>>36225564
if its genetic then there's not much you can do to prevent it. However you can absolutely treat it. Just be sure to take your meds.
>>36225564
Try and seek treatment ASAP, from an early psychosis team if you can find one nearby. Early treatment of schizophrenia is associated with much better outcomes.
if this post ends in 7 i will order pizza for all of r9k
>>36225546
I guarantee if I put that in special instructions they would still just send some 45 year old obese hairy dude
Do you feel like you dodged a bullet there OP?
Livin life on the edge op
I'm getting reeeaaal sick of my parents shit
>applied for mcdicks and got rejected earlier in week
>just printed off new resumes so I can apply at more businesses on the weekend >just finished mowing lawn
>relaxing for a bit after coming inside
>parents get home
>my dad immediately starts shiting on me and calling me lazy
>giving me redundant advice about college and saying I half-ass everything
>try to brush it off and not get emotional
>continue to get yelled, so I leave and go to my room
>both parents continue to yell at me from across the house
Wow you mowed the fucking lawn woop-dee-doo, if you got rejected to mcdicks maybe you ar lazy as fuck
With that said, show the resume and maybe we can fix it to help you out a little
What's your resume like anon, you need to pad that shit out with lies
Say you've been working fast food since 16, say your reason for leaving was because your family moved, slowly increase what you were getting paid at these jobs you didnt have but not by a drastic amount, a 25 cent raise here and there
>>36225511
Is mowing the lawn that big of an achievement? You better be underage. When I was in high school I mowed, cleaned the law, and had a job as a lifeguard, which required me to do actual physical activity.
>girl walks by me
>reeks of cum
why do some girls walk around with cum in them?
Why don't you help them with laundry? Do you even do your own? Do you even shower, you dirty fag?
>>36225481
What does cum smell like anon?
It's a fetish for some of them.
>>36225503
The fleshlight that fell under your bed last week after making hitler blush with the death count of sperm inside.
Robots how the hell does some normie beat us at our own game? I need my chicken tenders and this little faggot is getting his nuggs for a year for free. We need to one-up this dude
>>36225426
normalfaggots will always win because they are popular
the only winning move for us is not to play
They're called tendies dumbass
>>36225551
And where... do you think... the name
"Tendies"
Comes from...?