This man is the apex robot.
He represents the strong extreme of the robot spectrum, someone who took things into his own hands.
He never gave up his pride, he never gave up his self-image as an attractive male. This alone takes more balls than 99% of you have.
He was also good looking.
>This man is the apex robot
That's like being the smartest retard
>balls
this dude couldn't even approach a girl lmao
He was a little arrogant bitch who couldn't even approach I girl, an apex robot would be someone who overcame their problems instead of shooting them
I as every guy who watches porn began to lust over big cocks. Kept browsing the craigslist near me and kiked the guy and metup at a motel with him.
>Show up lock the door on the way in
>He's still showering
>Every waterdrop is horrified reminder of where I am and what I'm doing
>Beginning to have doubts
>He comes out, this is the first time Ive seen him, a literal fatass.
>It hits me hard, "I dont think I want to be here, I made a mistake.jpeg"
>He tells me its ok to be nervous, lets take it slow I'll put some porn up
>In my head "The shit that made me come here in the first place"
>We exchange oral and I cant even get hard
>Penis tastes like skin but a very very smooth kind.
>At this moment I knew I was not into men for I was disgusted with myself and the situation
>I tell him It's not working for me and I'm just gonna leave
cont
>I make my way back home and I lather antibiotic hand soap all over my dick and dickhead.
>Repeat
>Repeat
>Do the same with my hands
>Rush to cvs pharmacy and buy Listerine
>Gargle
>Repeat
>Repeat
>Here I am, In my bed with a headache. What have I done
>I will never watch gay porn or anything related to cocks again.
DONT FALL FOR THE COCK MEME.
>>36226481
>>36226398
kek faget
>>36226398
It took you a dick on your mouth to realize you're not a faggot? Fag.
Maybe he wasn't attractive enough for you? How big was his dick?
>cute girl sits next to me on the bus
>we're lightly touching
>as people get on, she pushes closer to me to make way for people
>this is the greatest thing I've felt in ages
To think, having a girlfriend is like this x100, and this is a happiness I'll never experience
Why go on
>talking to female coworker
>waft of delicious cocunut, blossom fresh Pussy body hydration perfume
>eye contact and smile
If only...
>lean my bag into me
>close my eyes and pretend its a girl
>>36226490
How do girls always smell so perfect?
can you be a chubby wow playing boring neet and have a gf?
>>36226282
You can win the lottery if you're lucky enough.
>>36226282
Well I think it would depend on how boring you are.
No, stop playing wow, get a job, lose some weight
There now you have a more interesting life, some money, and maybe a nice jaw line you didnt even know you could have
General fantasy/ cyoa character sharing. Make up a character, and tell us their class, abilities, weapons, and background.
The rest is a thanks to an anon and a story. (Also my character.)
So, yesterday there was a thread about choosing a class, job, and weapons. I was late and I chose a necromancer, some basic weapons a staff, and a merc for hire. A robot comes along and tells me that that's not ambitious enough, so I post this
"I didn't want to expose my power level, but i guess you already called my hand.
Id want Asmodeus's finger Bone on the tip of a crystal dome containing Harahel's Soul, along with Ronwe for good messure. The spear will be itself will be made of a dragons ulna, hardened in the blood of Gresil by a master dwarf. Along with this i will have massive spells ranging from extra-dimensional travel, to pure manipulation of disease and shadows. The cloak of darkness will have been bathed in everything from grand-dragon blood, to a high ranking soothsayer. It will have many protection enchantments, and made of the hair of Lilith infused with strands of Rhotomago's armor and spirit. this will alow me time travel in a pinch, amd even self repair.
My job will be high risk assassinations, or wiping of armys, or even nations. of course this includes the infernal plains.
My goal is to take over the world when i am ready, and make everything on my home plane my undead pets. I would be working on this and invading other planes and eventually ruling everything and immortality.
I am no monster though, being a true neutral, i strive to make the worlds peaceful, whether they like it or not.
Ambitious enough?"
Pic related is the person who was nice desu.
(also forgot to mention, that's not quads ;) )
dark mage for massive destruction would be cool but a ranger for assassinations but if risky a rogue character to be face to face
I would also recommend a necromancer for wiping out nations for there have been 105 billion people in the world with the dead to alive ratio, you would have a ,massive army pretty much imdestructable
Literally how you kiss a girl without making it akward?
Step 1: be chad
Step 2: dont be a robot
Times gotta be right. It helps if your somewhere that isn't weird to be close. Like a theatre. Or at home watching Netflix or maybe just hanging out in private, if yall get talking kinda close together like a foot from each other and you feel that slight tension like she's expecting it then stop thinking and just lean in a little closer. If she isn't backing away significantly then keep on and look at her lips as you get close so you don't miss for one and for two she knows exactly what's up and at this point if she isn't like shoving you away then she wants It to and your home free. Also don't kiss then back away and look at her for a reaction go ahead and give her a double tap
>>36226233
you have to do it very early before she detects how much of a beta you are
Why am I so repulsed at the idea of women having a libido?
I understand women wanting sex for intimacy or love or procreation, but the idea of women just wanting to get plowed or having fuck buddies or casual sex just repulses me to such a degree that I can't even find the word for it. Repulsion is an understatement.
I'm a guy and even I don't want casual sex. It feels backwards. Like I could never fuck someone if I didn't love them. It just doesn't make sense to me, nor does it feel natural. We're raised believing that women just want to feel closeness and then you find out they all have animalistic views on sex just like men do. I get annoyed with men thinking of sex in this way as well, but it doesn't upset me as much because it's just a well known fact it's how they operate and it's the way they have since the beginning of time and because I'm not gay so it doesn't directly affect me.
Over the past decade, ever since I was redpilled on this, I've never been able to get over it and I've tried and I still try. I've come to realize this way of thinking is more of a hindrance to me more than anything but I can't help how I feel. And before someone asks, no I'm not religious.
Anyone else feel this way? How do I stop?
women would never love you back and you need to realize this.
theyre all sociopaths.
>>36226207
that's just defeatist mentality and not true at all
>>36226171
I never say this as a highly depressed guy myself but stay positive, hang out with friends, date girls and one day you'll find the good one
Never stop hoping or you'll end as a trash like me
Stay positive anon
Don't offer your trust to the newcomers, be careful with feelings. Hope you'll find true love soon
fembot feels:
>reject guy friend
>can feel the quantity and quality of our interactions fading
>pretty much doesn't talk to me anymore
you guys shit on girls so much but i really want you to understand that sometimes it hurts the girl just as much.
he was only your friend because he wanted to fuck you, and if you didn't notice that you're even dumber than he is
What would you like him to do? Keeping talking to you while slowly dying inside just to spare your feelings?
>>36226169
this is why it hurts. why cant he just be my friend because we get along and have lots of stuff to talk about and share? imagine trusting someone with so much of your essence then having them just drop you like a bad habit
d-do you like me, anon?
p-please don't be grossed out like all the other g-guys...
>>36226097
armpit hair on both males and females is aesthetically unappealing get the fuck out of here
>>36226097
erection status: extra firm
>>36226097
>p-please don't be grossed out like all the other g-guys...
I'd be pretty annoyed t somebody who was insecure about something that would be so easy to fix.
Does anyone mind helping me with my statistics homework?
I need 60 responses so I don't have to e-mail a classmate for group work.
The Poll Is:Have you hugged a loved one in the past 24 hours.
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Responses would be greatly appreciated.
[ ] Yes
[X] No
>>36226091
Yes, my gf
Sucked in faggots
No
Make a poll thing
>tfw your first ever sexual experience you give her an orgasm and she lets you cum inside with no condom three separate times
I remember my first wet dream too.
Julie still meeting roboys from backpage?
>>36226117
Wasn't no dream friendo.
>parents both went to ivy league colleges and met each other there
>older brother got accepted into an Ivy League college like a year ago
>younger brother looks to be following their footsteps
>I can't even get my sats score above 1300 even after hundreds of hours of tutoring and 20 practice sats papers
>at one point dad asked me to look him straight in the eyes and proceeded to tell me that I will be a loser for my entire life and that I probably have some mental problem
where is my 160iq, why is life so unfair?
I know that I'm not adopted or that mum didn't have an affair with a hobo because we did the my23andme DNA test..
Does anyone know how I can collect that sweet sweet inheritance without being suspected of anything? Either that or I'm considering suicide..
>>36226014
>>I can't even get my sats score above 1300 even after hundreds of hours of tutoring and 20 practice sats papers
if you mean 1300/1600 that's fine you autistic cunt you don't need much academic excellence to get in on a legacy
if you mean 1300/2400 lmao at your life
>>36226014
hey dude, listen i got a 1300 and i am in a pretty good bachelors program for premed students. just work on getting your transfer courses really high at college. don't sweat it. also, the questions you're studying aren't hard enough.
lmao sat scores don't mean jack shit, you can just go to an inferior college and work your ass off, and then transfer to a way better college. your life isn't over just because you got a 1300, dude.
>2017
>haven't been Castrated
Anon why are you being dumb and not getting castrated? It's so hot.
>>36225940
I just did right now OP and it feels so good.
Remember that time a dude from /r9k/ castrated himself and made a thread about it as he was doing it?
it was nuts
>>36226047
Never happened
Please don't mute
How many times a week do you fap?
more than 0 times (on average)
>>36225889
I have regular sex, so generally 0 to maybe 2 times. Usually zero.
>>36225889
It depends. Sometimes I'll fap 2-3 times a week and sometimes I'll go a couple weeks without.
When is the last time you got a compliment from a stranger?
the dental hygienist complimented my shoes last year
>>36226192
>shoes
that's something... i guess
There never was a first time