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>>39279053

suck dick? i dont know. bump

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>>39279053
This is a cherished secret.

>>39279053
study and get a good job and then live like you're in poverty for a few years and invest all the money into stocks?

>>39278995
Hope you're in traffic and you didn't waste the 10 seconds making this post you retard.

>>39278998
nope, i take a bus
it came up 3 minutes early and i fucking missed it

>>39279020
I know that feeling, fuck anon, I hope your boss understands and cuts you some slack.

>>39278960
And what do you do for living Mr. Anon?

>>39278994
He eats pizza and burgers from his bed all day

>>39279001
Sponsored by mom

I know that feel. Going out I can guarantee the only people I will talk to will be cashiers. I could probably walk around all day and nobody would speak to me.

>>39279154
The thing is I don't feel lonely, but I've crippled my ability to interact with people and I don't know how I'm going to get a job or survive when my savings dry up.

>>39278880
Isn't this normal? I've never had imaginary friends but I've always talked to myself

>>39278872
can't you just extend the deadline, start working on it and be done with it?

Good luck anon. If I ever get into a graduate position I hope I won't be in the same position, for most of my undergrad I left everything to the last minute so I can only imagine how bad it is for you.

>>39278971
This is the extended deadline. The thing is my masters starts at this deadline. So ill have to wait like 6 months to start at the next semester. Maybe they won't even let me in anymore.

I've fucked up so hard.

>>39278871
That sounds interesting, pls share some good channels to watch

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>>39278871
Not being one yourself
>out

>>39278871
Here's a new one for you to follow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjA4sSeS3xA
>/fit/'s autist

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my mother always thought I was gay, then one day she found a lewd pic in my phone said "WOW! SO YOU'RE NOT REALLY GAY?"
it was embarrassing

my mom thought I was straight until she found my 2 TB folder of gay fart porn, among other fetishes

>>39278856
Given the actual state of the board, there is a high probability that you are in fact gay.

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I smoke spliffs. So weed + tobacco, no filter, everyday. Im fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at02Fvdhk2I

its more of a social thing,i'd quit long ago if it wasnt for the pleasure of lighting a long one with the boys

Just weed, bowls and joints. It makes it easier to relax and enjoy shit, but it also turns me into a useless retard. I should take some time off

Tried it. Graphics weren't what I expected. And it looked like there was no community

>>39278842
Eh. It's a good time water for the time being. Been playing it for the last few days. I will abandon it once Tera online comes out.

>>39278886
Tera onlime has been on for a couple of years now. W-what are talking about?

If you're thin, have low tolerance, and/or pick something probably nasty with high ABV, you might get a little buzz, but almost certainly not drunk

No chance. You will need to get some dirt cheap wine.

>>39278759
You would need 2 at least to get kinda drunk 1 would give a nice buzz tho and maybe get you a little drunk depending on your weight and tolerance.

eh, y'know what OP, i'm sorta only here to mess around this afternoon, making stupid responses to ludicrous situations and generally just being an asshat, and while for all i know you could be some kinda twisted narcissist who gets off on fabricating situations and feeling some sense of being alive by getting into a character and telling sad stories to elicit a response; the idea that someone could actually cry themselves into a tizzy every day due to their lack of interpersonal relationships gave me pause for thought, and i wanted to reply

so OP, i genuinely feel for you and while i doubt you believe it, if you were this honest with trustworthy people in the real world, i have no doubt it would move them to some measure of compassion and want to try and help you struggle out of your isolation

i'm not saying they would immediately be your BFFs, but even a half decent human being would want to support you to some degree, without pressuring or bullying you into doing things too quickly

i think you know this already, because if you read a post like yours, you would likely want to help them, as limited as your current abilities are

and i am confident that there are strong trustworthy people out there in IRL, since i have met several who have supported me in the middle of my battles, so as difficult as it may be for you to imagine them existing, there are numerous stories of people who have found strength and solace for their own wars, and i think you should focus your energies on finding them instead of relying on the users in this hellhole

stop being a fucking faggot, no grown men should cry over something so trivial. you're either a woman or underage. or a faggot

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>I cry every day because I have no friends
lol faggot, just b urself
>Should I just kill myself
yeah, less people=less losers

Are you lactose intolerant? There's also a few strands of probiotics that affect your body differently so you might be taking the wrong ones.

Its probably mostly women eating them, and female depression is a meme anyway

Apparently I get chronic yeast infections in my intestines (candida) so my gut flora is just conpletely fucked. You treat it with like weird oils and supplements but it didn't work and just made me vomit pretty often

>>39278736
There is only one way out and we all know it

>>39278736
Work 8 hours, sleep 8 hours, shitpost and watch anime 8 hours, it's that simple

eat the food?

feels like 2017 is going pretty well

Certain things take priority in my life
like food money goals
little boys in dresses is so low on that list that i don't even have an opinion on it or makes me feel any way

The average ((white)) male. No one else is doing this shit.

Your hair is just an object. Your hair is no more part of your Self than that chair across the room.

>>39278685
Is she paying for it?

i like growing out my nail, scratching my ass till it bleeds and leaving blood on the toilet seat