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>>36227565
>robots
>I never see any.
no shit

>>36227565
Isn't Florida where Jersey Shore is?

why is she wearing anal beads

>>36227519
I believe sand

*grabs bulge*
owo

>>36227710
No its my peepee!!

>>36227734
A-Anon...

>>36227510

I swear that nigger has heart disease.
Just look at them swollen fingers.

>>36227510
if by "that" you mean male succubus porn then yeah i did and I'm not even gay.

Gonna fap to this now thanks. Anzu is ultimate qt. Wish there were fakes of her.

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nice pixels, anon. I can't see shit

but im down for a comfy thread

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>>36227371
why do these keep dying? does /r9k/ not care about comfy anymore?

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great feels senpai
>dropping out of uni (Im not American so it doesn't matter as much as it means to usa-eans)
>last quarter of college, then
>give no fucks because I'm leaving
>have an amazing time not giving a fuck

Thing is, I've done this 5 times already before this. I love leaving behind everything and moving on. It's partly because it's the way I grow most as a person

And amazing comfy feels coming up after this. I will be likely living as a modern hermit in a forest. Not a wilderness hermit, but one maintained by people. Like in the Romantic eras of Europe, there were plenty households who simply had someone else living in them, in total seclusion.

I'm also WEED LMAO af right now so i probably just talked about nonsense

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>implying
fembot here btw?

shrpungo!

>>36227368
It's true, the experience of an ugly woman is the same as a normal man.

>>36227267
men don't have prostates you fucking spaz

>>36227267
>prostate orgasm

you mean shitting?

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LMAO you fell for the anal jew, OP

>>36227244

I'd sniff her feet

im still salty about this, OP

would have fixed my stupid ass life

>>36227244
I would unironically scrape the dead cells out of her toenail dirt and freeze them to eat over my tendies. Sprinkling is best. Feet pride.

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>>36227191
I have one pair and it's more rips and tears than actual cloth at this point.

>>36227191
you call those testicles? you sure you're not a trap or who's been neglecting to shave.

>>36227191
>wearing underwear
I'm in just sweatpants

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>>36227114
One lives across my house

they are quite loud

>>36227114
Goddamn, do I know the feeling. The one's next to me how been threatening me ever since i called the police on them.

>>36227204
shoot them

if you tell them you have a gun to make them back off they might shoot you first

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>>36227039
Sleep is good because, despite how terrible my life might be at the time, I can at least have great dreams.

>>36227039
Yes but I always wake up;_;

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>tfw can't sleep as long as I want
I wish I could sleep days, weeks, or even forever.

>>36226989
If you're autistic that definitely helps

>>36226989
#1 Be a Non-white
#2 Disabled physically/(maybe Mentally?) incapable of any type of work
Those are about the only two i know of.

>>36226989
What do you do when you already have them but they make you go see a doctor for disability determination?

Cooking is learned over time. Watch more food network. If you burn or undercook things you need more practice. You should be practicing everyday but our generation is used to ramen noodles and easy shit recipes when we should be learning more every day instead of getting take out.

>>36227051
>Watch more food network
how does this help? i look for recipes online and it doesn't really help because i never remember to buy the ingredients when i go shopping and i'm too afraid that i'll fuck things up and i also don't like a lot of things so i rarely try anything new. i feel like cooking shows would be even less useful than reading recipes because you would have to write down the recipe. what do you learn from these shows?

not OP, by the way, just someone who only started cooking regularly in the last year.

>too autistic to cook

But cooking is literally following recipes with specific step-by-step instructions. It's like an autist's dream.

I like to turn the hot water all the way up and see how long i can stand in the water before moving out of it

>>36226957
I think you literally just described waterboarding.

I like to put the removable showerhead against my ass and fill myself up with water, then see how hard I can squirt it out against the wall

>>36226944
>no peter griffen gf

>>36226944
>tfw no peter griffen gf
dam it op why do you have to be such a fag? dont you understand that peter wants your cock so badly? why do you think he sleeps naked and humps your co-workers??? HE WANTS YOUR FUCKING COCK SO GIVE IT TO HIM!!!!

>>36226944
Maybe you should tell him to go away and do something else? Like maybe trick him into going on a zany adventure to get him out of your hair for a while.

>>36226929
Just stop. The withdrawals aren't as bad as people make them out to be. You'll feel gross for 2-3 days and then you'll be fine.

>>36226929
Cravings are what you'll have to fight those are the hardest.

>>36226929

Get your hands on a vape if you can. Don't worry about the negative stigma. It's an invaluable tool for quitting. You can ween yourself slowly off nicotine while keeping the inhalation of nasty shit down to a minimum.

If you're quitting cold turkey, it's gonna suck. You're gonna feel like shit for a while and then it'll fade. The cravings will always always be there though. Cigarettes are a bitch.