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They were lesbians the whole time, don't beat yourself up. If they actually liked men, they wouldn't have dated you

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>>36230787
well i guess it's time for you to start fucking guys

>>36230787
Are you pretty feminine looking?

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>>36230752
to be a part of society and make the rich people richer

>>36230773
Why not be one of the rich?

>>36230752
On this board or existence in general?

to the first it's because somewhere down the line we didn't develop how we should have, were maladjusted and don't quite eel comfortable fitting in with everyone else. So we go to a place where it doesn't matter how maladjusted you are.

to the later there really isn't a reason, you gotta make your own.

>>36230736
good for you anon
now go fuck yourself for thinking that you're somehow special enough to change anything on the board of degenerates

>>36230763
Someone's grumpy!

>>36230763
Alright but seriously bro, you need to chill out :p

Can you link source OP?

>>36230709
He's right, though. We are what's wrong with society, not the normies.

>>36230721
https://heatst.com/tech/shia-labeouf-is-in-a-cabin-in-rural-finland-and-still-getting-trolled/

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>>36230674
nope, you'll never know since your parents decided to mutilate you

I have a foreskin and I do not feel it. jsut as you do not feel not having it.

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>>36230674
no, you're missing the most important part of the foreskin; the frenulum (male clitoris equivalent).

nice try though

advertising is against the rules dipshit
dumb normalfag posting from the phone his mommy pays for

>>36230675
Spot on description of me and what im doing

>>36230655
pretty cute doubt he is a robot.
but super cute.

>>36230649
I wish I had friends. Not origami

Tiring, frustrating, annoying.

t. schizoid

>>36230649

It's alright i guess, kind of annoying sometimes

>cashier tells me to have a good day
>tell her to fuck off

>>36230614
Fuck you
Sincerely,
A cashier

>walking past a middle school
>kids at recess
>one kid calls me fat
>say nothing
>open the gate
>walk onto the playground
>go up to the kid
>everybody shuts up
>teachers start running towards me
>kick the kid as hard as i can in the balls
>scream "FUCK YOU FAGGOT"
>kids start freaking out
>kid who mocked me throws up on himself
>sprint away

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you're not using a tripcode

>>36230615
I think that was done on purpose

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>>36230615
I know, my mental breakdown is behind me, anon.

>>36230497
How much money do you need to have saved up/earned per year in order to safely move out?

>>36230671
Depends on where you live/what you do, living costs and rent vary a lot from country to country
If you're a student and there are bursaries from the government for that kinda stuff, it's a lot easier. If your country has an extensive welfare program and support for low-income housing, tap into that. Do your research before moving out.
Two general tips though: unless your family is absolutely shit and you hate living with them, living at home can give you more stability to tackle those self-improvement/personal growth things. Funnily enough, moving out is not as big of a thing as it might seem to you. Yes it's a big step to independence, but it's not necessary/an absolute requirement to move out right away when you're an adult. Don't put that kind of pressure on yourself and feel like others are going to be little you for still living with your parents. What's way more important than what others think is that you personally are in a mentally stable position and a good place to take this challenging step. Either way, you should have some money saved up for deposits etc. and should have a stable source of income before considering moving out, it's stressful enough as it
#2 is that I would encourage everyone who wants to move out to share a flat with other people. Not only does it make things cheaper and more affordable, having other people there can help with mental health stuff (because living on your own can make you feel really lonely and isolate you) and can give you a sense of security (there is someone there who could look after you if you get sick or if you need advice from someone).
With moving out comes so much more responsibility that you have to take on, rent, bills, grocery shopping & cooking, doing laundry, keeping the flat clean, all sorts of tiny stuff that you don't really notice when you're living at home but that really eat into your time once you've moved out

>>36230497
Are you good looking? That's literally my only problem. Is there a solution for that?

I have this same problem except my crush was a year younger than me so I don't have her yearbook.

Honestly had been considering going to the school and asking if they have a yearbook of that year and pretending I need a picture of myself from it or something. But it's probably too late for that now, I'm 21. I miss that girl, she was the only person I ever truly felt like I had a connection with.

>>36230586
Iktf
But look at you then and look at you now. You'd be doing her a favor by not trying to contact her. We're empty shells of men, anon. It's not worth it.

>>36230479
I got my senior year book. I think I only got 4 people to sign it and the librarian because she was really cool.

>>36230382
Actively work to ruin their lives without them knowing. I'm sure they deserve it. They're men after all.

>>36230382
>Is this the ultimate fate of normies?
And yes, it is. This is what happens to nearly all of them. But if it doesn't, do this: >>36230513

I don't know if he's a normie if he stabbed some broad to be honest with you senpai

Is your only good feature just being kinda tall?

>>36230351
When he has no personality, no future, no education, and a felony, but his height starts with 6

The fat girls that talk to me a lot tell me I have a great personality and I'm funny. A few months ago I was at buddies house for a bonfire and one girl told me when we were alone that I was one of the funniest people she's ever met, I was a 8/10 in looks, and a 10/10 in personality. But she was fat and had a used up roastie. So I just laughed it off. I didn't really believe her because if all this is true why don't I have a skinny gf to cuddle with.

>>36230285
Grindr cause op is a faggot

>>36230285
Unless you're top 5% on looks, they're not going to respond. I don't give a single fuck about how appealing you think your profile looks. These women are flooded with messages every day. Why would they waste time responding to your "Hi, I'm a worthless cuck with a micro penis. How are you today?" Just leave it alone and try out Grindr. You don't need to be a faggot, but it sure helps.

I've tried okcupid pof and tinder. I'm not sure if it was because I live in the middle of nowhere but tinder was the only one even worth using.

Honestly though I really struggle to see how there are robots that aren't either disabled in some way or morbidly obese.

I got a haircut, started dressing better, got my hygiene in check, and practiced being a decent guy. I got laid in a week. Now I'm waiting on this girl I've been dating to get off work so she can strut up here and get my dick wet. Then we'll cuddle up and sleep to the sound of rain.

No thanks I don't want to literally get murdered and raped

>>36230319
Age were you turned it around? Im 21 kv but I'm actually good looking and I've never really tried