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>been talking to a qt 3.14 on snap for the past few months
>found out she doesn't live very far away from me
>she wants to drive down to my city so we can meet
>she wants to fuck (has literally told me this)
she doesn't know i'm a virgin
she seems like a roastie, but i'm not sure, i haven't been able to get a straight answer about whether or not she's a virgin
I don't really want to lose my virginity to a non-virgin or roastie
what's the right plan here
>pic related, it's her
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bump with another pic. I need your help here, robutts
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she looks 12 m8
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>>36231179
Just pretend you're Ryan Gosling and you'll be fine.
If you don't offer her a toothpick when you finally meet you're doing it wrong.
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>REEE normies get punished
"The musical composition"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHw4GER-MiE
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i want a vampire to take me to this
(not to the concert, take me as in you-know. take me as a girl)
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>>36231196
I want what the subtitles are saying to befall upon us during my lifetime, with all it's glory.
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>>36231163
But when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4
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What did you all name your dick?
Mines name is Steven
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I named it Penis
Cause it's a penis
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>>36231031
Mine is Bloorp because he smells like shit
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>>36231031
Rollo. I named him Rollo.
Does anyone else here love /pol/?
THIS IS A TRIBUTE AND APPRECIATION THREAD FOR /pol/.
Without them we'd be nothing.
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>>36230983
I believe /pol/ has changed honestly. Too much unironic trump support. He's a fucking shill who's daughter is literally a Jewish convert.
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>>36230983
/pol/ was funny when it was this rag-tag group of misfits from across the internet
now it's just 24/7 samey-samey hivemind shit
like, don't you ever get fucking tired of it
is sticking it to the SJWs really that entertaining
it doesn't help that they've decided the rest of 4chan is haraam and are trying to stomp out my porn and anime
fuckers
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>>36231111
oh look, quads. no one will pay attention to this post anyway
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>tfw no T H I C C boyfriend
just shoot me in the head.
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>>36230970
am I thicc enough?
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>>36230986
I dunno post more pics
orignaioli
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i'm not gay but i'm pretty close to bearmode
/r9k/, how do you commit suicide in a cheap and efficient manner, without any pain? I'm thinking of pussing out tonight.
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>>36230961
Why cheap if youll be dead
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>>36230961
Just swallow some candy shape rat poison (depending how much you weigh you will need to swallow alot)
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>>36230972
Because I'm fucking broke, mate. How am I going to kill myself if I don't have the means to do it?
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Hi, can I get a gf please?
I'm in Texas.
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Fuck you, Julian
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>>36230946
be a meth dealer
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>>36230966
I'm not Julian.
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>ask gf what she likes about me
>she looks at me blankly for a few seconds
>says "you're... different" and doesn't elaborate
this chick doesn't like me much and just sees me as a beta provider, doesn't she?
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ask her what the fuck kind of answer is that?
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>>36230924
>this chick doesn't like me much and just sees me as a beta provider, doesn't she?
Never had a gf but I'd feel the same way if I got a response like that.
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>>36230924
Do you guys fuck at least two times a week?
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My Pepe folder is massive, my gondola folder is prolific and my wojak folder is the dankest. However, I have no b8 images. Could you help a robot out please? I'll reply to everyone with rare memes of their choice (pick between gondola, pepe or wojak).
Thanks.
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i'll take a wojak pls.
here's your b8
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>>36230933
Thanks!
enjoy 1 (one) wojak
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i would like a gondola
pls and thank you
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lgbt containment thread, for robots produced with faulty wiring.
talk about your relationship with your parents, your childhood bff you had feelings for, or how it felt when you wore clothes that synched with your identity for the first time. I know you're out there.
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go to /lgbt/ motherfucker >>>>
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>>36231011
>>>/lgbt/8096215
Okay. Done. Now what?
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>>36231030
Now stay there and wake me up when you're dead.
>tfw no qt finnish gf
oreganocomment
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>tfw no qt russian gforgig
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>>36230886
>tfw no mexican who immigrated to the US gf
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>>36230886
>talk about qt finnish gf
>post dutch weeb face
It's like you're trolling me to correct you
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I can't let anyone in
What do
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>>36230844
don't let anyone in, simple
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>>36230864
I have to in order to form relationships
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>>36231450
that shit is overrated
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Summoning all Trap anime posting fembois
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>>36230839
I wish the mods had insomnia
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>>36230839
Hey bb do you want my boi pussi
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>>36230854
yeah, fatal familial insomnia :^) j/k
also why the fuck did the dorito face go out of fashion
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What's the easiest way to farm (You)'s on any board?
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>>36230834
Post something interesting that contributes to the board and starts conversation. It's the best way.
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>>36230862
hahaha no
that's not how it works
>>36230834
go on a fast moving board
think up REALLY good b8
make thread of said bait
troll everyone in the thread, etc.
or try that thing where you goreply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
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Post things like gore or loli on blue boards.
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Im going to loose my V-Card soon. Any tips for the first time?
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bump. Im thinking of taking a Viagra just to not feel nervous.
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Just be confident and if you need to, take some viagra. Good luck brobot.
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I'm a virgin but I read on /fit/ to pull her back and forth instead of moving your hips.
Also some guy said just stick your dick in (moving optional) and play with her clit.