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Tips on how to be alpha 2017-04-13 08:40:23 Post No.36232645
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Zyzz 08/02/2010
> It is beta to smile a lot unless something is actually funny, or you are giving a girl a cheeky smile.
>Alphas always show their presence when entering a room or group of people. Make sure you give lots eye contact.
>Good posture makes everyone notice your presence more.
>Always disrespect girls. If a girl is calling you names or something it is imperative you assert your place in the social hierarchy by insulting them worse "call them fat" or something. Girls are never at the top of a social hierarchy it is always an alpha male unless one is not present. Girls will find you attractive if you insult them and have a negative state of mind towards them. Don't ask me how it just works.
>If you have a girlfriend, you be the one who makes the decisions do not let her boss you around. Also don't be a dumb ass lovestruck pussy saying I love you all the time. Make it rare to show your affection to her. The best way is by having sex with her.
>Try to be the leader of your group of friends. Tell them what to do. Make them laugh more than everyone else. If someone in your group of friends starts trying to become the leader insult them and call them out on things.
>Always state your opinions on things.
>Insult people who are nerdier than you.
>Lift weights to ensure your natural testosterone levels are high.
>Intelligence != Popularity Dumbing yourself down does not make you more popular. The best alpha males are intelligent and will use their wit and intelligence to call out and insult other alpha males with more venom.
>Be prepared to fight. If someone wants to fight you and you back down they become higher up in the hierarchy. There are ways to diffuse the situation if you are smart, but you will come out of the situation looking like the weaker man. However there are ways to back down from a fight but look more alpha than the other guy. Heavy insults and a strong verbal attack game are key here.
What do yall think?
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>>36232645
https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=979451
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>>36232645
A jacuzzi killed him, so...
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>>36232704
He died after a life of being granted the freedom to fuck any Stacy he wished to.
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how do i stop injecting liquid sugar cancer in me
how
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>that first sip of the day
Anyone else know this feeling? I love my Monster Energy Zero Ultra (tm)
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>>36232642
you can't, you either have willpower or don't at least you admit it's a problem unlike drinkers or smokers
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Mmmmaaaattte i got a sip right now
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What is it with /pol/trenders and the "instinctively siding with demonstrations of power" thing?
Like, wanting to be a crusader AND a nazi AND a Carabiner AND a NKVD apparatchik makes no sense. It's not coherent. There's not much there beyond "getting to wear a uniform and kill people with state backing".
But then you have the people who actually do that, the CIA, Hillary, and so on, if the theories are to be believed-- the jews, too-- and they hate them. So they don't like actual power, unless it's presented really theatrically.
What's going on here? Am I noticing anything legit?
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Because they feel out of control and want to be part of something that is drastic, regardless if it's for the better or even if it's in their own interests.
Look at the Trump supporters. Trump just wants to pump money up to the top of the financial food chain but that doesn't stop a bunch of poor guys who still live with their parents from supporting him.
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>>36232596
Men are sociopaths. They identify being an evil asshole with "strength". Men are a so insanely fucked up. That's why they always vote republican, even though the republicans are literally trying to destroy civilization and the environment and benefit nobody but the hyper-wealthy.
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>>36232596
>4chan posters aren't all the same
oh wow
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just posting my husband
hoping the traps go away so the real men can thrive
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>>36232564
>just posting my husbandhoping the traps go away so the real men can thrive
Ok
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>>36232564
>tfw no Tom Hardy bf
I called him, dibs.
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>>36232564
mascfags are the real subs
i will have no part of this jennyposting
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Why haven't you killed yourself anon? 2017-04-13 08:32:09 Post No.36232551
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Why haven't you killed yourself anon? 2017-04-13 08:32:09 Post No.36232551
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Why haven't you killed yourself anon?
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What's taking you so fucking long, you pussy?
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>>36232551
I feel like something ok may be on the horizon
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i cant get a gun yet. /k/ says its gonna take 2 more years for me to get one with my record.
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>>36233436
What's your record, bro? Just curious.
Maybe it's rap which makes people violent, that could be a cool concept!
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>>36232523
is this a 90's thread?
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>>36232536
Uhh, I don't think it is..
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Get the fuck out, Connie. Post pics of your mom.
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Why would *anyone* believe that Reptilians are secret controlling the world?
And why do as many people believe this as they do?
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Because they want to fantasize that the issue is larger than they are.
In reality, it's just a few (maybe a couple dozen) old men and women sitting in country clubs, on beautiful beaches, and in large mansions who are really calling the shots.
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These sort of myths are an extra peak into the public perception of something
In this case, it shows how removed the political class is from the public, since such absurd stories manage to get such a big recognition
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>>36232417
Actually, but above all: sadly, the number of believers in the Reptilians Conspiracy is around twelve million.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/apr/07/conspiracy-theory-paranoia-aliens-illuminati-beyonce-vaccines-cliven-bundy-jfk
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>post a reply in an argument
>close the tab
>in my mind, i had the last word, so i win
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>>36232394
>see thread with thing I don't like
>think of argument
>shut down computer
>they literally can't even form a rebuttle
>i win
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>>36232394
>reply to argument in thread
>don't see autocorrect mistakes before posting
>hide thread when notice
Out of site out of mind.
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>>36232394
>reply something retarded on purpose
>close tab
>see thread watcher become red
>go back to thread with my eyes half closed so I can't read their bullshit and just count how many (You) 's I got
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why does no one have any fucking humanity
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because there's nothing in it for them
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>>36232282
Because I'm a minority you silly head
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>>36232282
The older people get the more selfish they are and don't give a fuck about anyone. It's a downward slide.
Height doesn't mat-
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Imagine the resentment their male children are going to feel twenty years from now.
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>>36232236
I'm not gonna lie.. being 6 foot helps quite a bit...
But I met the love of my life online and messaged her a lot before we actually met in person. However, I dunno how far it would have gotten afterwards if I was short. I don't even think shes shallow, but I think it does change your perception of somebody. She always tells me how safe she feels with her head in my chest.
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>tfw tall but ugly
My height only enhances the ugliness, at least I can look scary if I try.
Real Fembot here. Hi boissss. Only alphas reply to me please.
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>>36232219
>qt pi.png
c'mon, try harder nigger
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>>36232238
But I am a qt 3.14.
I am out of your league you pathetic virgin neet.
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fuck the frick off stanley
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>when you cum so hard it hits your face
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>>36232206
my dick is bent downward so it's really difficult to cum on myself unless I jack my back way up the wall
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>>36232206
Sauce me up, daddy-o.
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>tfw you shoot so hard some of it gets in your mouth
>tfw immediately get hard again
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>eat
>10 minutes later need to eat again
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>>36232189
just put down the fucking fork.
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>>36232189
just stahp it, or exercise to compensate for it
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>Feel like total shit
>Soldier on
>Get drunk way faster than expected
>Forgot to eat for 1 and a half days
Happens like 3 times a fortnight.
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>tfw no argonian gf
>tfw no beastfolk gf
>tfw want to gather a harem of argonian gfs but it goes against muh roleplay
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>tfw no argonianbf
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>>36232213
I-I mean, those are pretty nice too, I suppose...
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>>36232186
Why would a lizard have breasts?
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Kissless virgin? What's tha... oh I really don't care whatever just shut up anon and kiss me I'm drunk.
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>>36232096
no thanks, i enjoy not having Herpes you roastie slut
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how does one have cellulite underneath the lip
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I dislike drunk people.
The last thing I need is that you regret it when you are sober and give me trouble, so no.