>Literally don't enjoy anything
How do I get the spark back?
Try LSD or DMT.
>>39280462
That's what sex is for I think, most normies are high on life because sex makes them feel that way.
>>39280487
>Try LSD
I want to do this but I'm scared I'll freak out and call an ambulance or get arrested or tell everyone I'm tripping balls
Do you always do something before/during/after you fap?
> close doors and curtains
> check where members of the family are around the house and if there's a chance they'll drop by my room
> plug headphones in
> do innocuous volume check to make sure that they're working/ no sound will be heard from speakers
> put one earbud in ear, leaving other out to listen for incoming footsteps
> fap with hand down pants
> when feel like I'm close, close all tabs with incriminating evidence
> close laptop just in case
> hurry to bathroom, locking the door
> finish in shower, wash it off
Have never been caught
>>39280451
>browse r9k
>see porn
>get horny
>find some porn
>blow load into sock/onto floor
>put said sock under bed
>take piss
done
>turn volume down because prolly blasting music before
>fap
>eat cum
>Get home from shitty job
>Either spend hours reading doujinshis on e hentai or go to /d/ and check every single thread that has chicks with dicks on it
>Try to edge for as long as I can
>Cum
>Close the 80+ open tabs and cancel three game downloads
>Get something to eat
Who would miss you if you died /r9k/?
>>39280262
My parents. Maybe some old pals even though they haven't seen me in a while. My younger brother
my dad and my sister
My mom possibly. No one else.
Lets get a Zeemaps thread going, featuring a brand new map.
Add a marker, tell something about yourself, what are you looking for and meet new people.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2664972#
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2664972#
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2664972#
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2664972#
>tags for women
Nah
>>39280232
Why do we need a new map? It'll take ages to fill out.
>>39280405
Because the other ones are usually obsolete. High chance the other one wont respond.
happened to me once, she fell asleep in my arms and woke up in my arms
my life's been on a downward slope since then, I think that's when I peaked
I can't even put into words how good it felt, everything just seemed to make sense to me, I've never felt euphoria like it
she's a prostitute you can buy online. I seen it on another thread like a month ago.
Strange because you're obviously floating above her somehow
>>39280267
My thoughts exactly. OP didn't think this one through carefully.
I actually want to be a father. I never understood even from my early teens why so many people my age eschew having kids and family life. I was never averse to being a father like so many of my contemporaries were and as time flows forward I only wish to be a father more.
Why is society so degenerate?
I want to be a father, too.
Is it really degenerate to not want to contribute to overpopulation, though?
>>39280095
Overpopulation only exists in the eastern hemisphere, and in the poorer regions of the eastern hemisphere at that. Going by population density the new world is basically empty, especially a place like say Canada.
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpACAyWxleE
WHITED.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSk0NqQRwjg
>>39280038
based cop
>implying that cop is white
topkek
if he'd shot the kid and we were seeing this shit on the news we'd all just be posting
>white
>implying
That guy is a terrible cop. The kid was provoking him, but he is supposed to de-escalated the situation, not instigate a fist-fight.
How does one live constantly feeling lonley
>>39280026
Like a man.
Mansplained
music keeps me going.
i typically just numb myself w/ painkillers.
mayb ill be successful and find love or something if i havent killed myself.
>>39280026
You drown it all out with escapism until years of doing so leaves you broken and empty for the rest of your life.
>wanna get a hot tranny gf
>they're all escorts
What's with them being sex workers?
>>39280012
I thought about camming but I don't think I could ever be an escort.
its all theyre good for
>>39280012
>average cis male is too ashamed to have a tranny gf
>only outright /lgbt/ would openly date trannys
>most trannys want to be passing, and live life how a cis woman would
>extremely tough to find a regular cis male who is unashamed of >her
>have to settle with next best thing
>either date /lgbt/ or be limited to hookups with "cis" males
>hey, might aswell make some money from this
>Eek, Anon get OUT!
you can get used to it, but YOU CAN'T DENY MY GIRTH
>>39279993
>"You're a whore with a fat arse!"
>>39279993
>Clearly I was here first. We're both on the same side of the shower curtain, and I'm lying down having a fucking bath. Turn the shower off and get out.
I've hit rock bottom. I need help, robots. I'm a depressive alcoholic social autist NEET who lives with his parents at age 26.
I want to turn my life around but I need help.
Please tell me what to do.
then stop drinking
That isn't even close to rock bottom, it's not even in the same neighborhood.
>>39279918
sometimes I pretend to be homeless to buy booze
I
>you'll never make love with a cute girl's boobs
>>39279688
>My sister did this for me and it didn't really feel like anything special.
I've seen you post this before, assuming you're the same person. And assuming you're not joking, how the fuck does that sort of thing occur?
>Boobs don't have a firm enough grip to make it feel great. It's mostly an aesthetic.
I understand that grip would be important, but one would imagine that size plays a significant role in the sensation as well. I feel like most people who say it's nothing special have only done it with a not terribly unordinary chest, but this is just my assumption.
Even better being when she uses her mouth at the same time.
>>39280616
does she swallow aswell cum aswell?
I no longer wish to be happy. Now I just wish to be content.
>>39279658
What's the difference? Aren't they the same?
>>39279697
Contentness and happiness are neutral and positive respectively.
>>39279658
strive for happiness so when you fail you will content
if you strive for being content when you fail you will be sad
im getting depresso expresso
>you like anime girls? Wew anon you're creepy...
Anime will not be real in our lifetime. You need to face facts and find some 3D or never leave the empty void of despair.
>>39280559
>implying
tulpas can be 2d and VR will be decent within our lifetime for sure. we just need to hope that chinese cartoons don't die
let me make this clear...i know this whole board is a set up, it's bait, you are setting people up for murder.
none of you are virgins, you most likely do have girlfriends, and you are all in on it pretending to be khv.
What do you plan to do now that that jig is up?
what's the meaning of this astrology chart?
>>39279731
figure it out cunt
>>39279747
wow that's pretty rude of you anon