>professors who make the required course text a book they wrote
>>36237386
>majoring in a useless field that professors can write their own textbooks for
Yes college is a racket, thanks for finally revealing this to the world
>>36237386
>cunt math teacher who makes a exercice with no answer just so he could watch everyone fighting each other to determine the right answerFuck you Carlos the answer was 5
I have a question, Do hispanic fembots even exist here?
When I say "hispanic fembot" I men those females who are from Spain/SouthAmerica/Hispanic living in other countries.If some hispanic fembot is lurking now pls post here and your country
i dont know about latinas but there was a persian girl who used to post here a few years ago. she had a really cute accent
>>36237374
Bruh just go to socal. They are everywhere here
>>36237390
Im not from Usa lel that's why I am asking this. Just out of curiosity
Post:
>your favourite classical music composer
>the last time you had a pee
>have you ever broke your leg?
>best soft drink
>did OJ kill his wife?
>opinion on your country's age of consent
>>36237372
Amadeus
Last night at 11:30 ish
No
A&W creme soda
Like duh
I have no problem with it
>>36237372
I'll play your game, OP.
>Steve Reich
>This morning, 7:04am
>Nah
>Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi
>I ain't no snitch
>Nothing wrong with it
Vivaldi
20 seconds ago
No
Fanta
I guess
18 is fine
So I've been friends with a grill since high school, and I used to have a huge crush on her, and still had somewhat of one for a few years.
She had me as a orbiter for several years and would always promise to help me find a girlfriend but never actually did shit to try and accomplish that.
When she was single I let her know several times I would like to date but she would always turn me down. Instead going for a complete fat ass slob, and a retared pretty boy.
When she was having a down time because her boyfriend left her she told me that if neither of us find a significant other by 35 she would marry me.
Fast forward to today, and now I've recently gotten a girlfriend and now she seems somewhat jealous, even though she has a boyfriend.
She's pissed that I'm actually going out and doing stuff with this girl instead of her.
Now I'm just hoping me and this GF work out and my friend gets left high and dry.
Has anyone had a similar situation? And should I keep rubbing it in her face, to make up for her rejecting me in the past?
>>36237367
>35 she would marry me
had a girl tell me these exact words once. it basically means you're her last resort and will settle for you if she has to because it's one step above getting old and dying alone
>>36237367
>she told me that if neither of us find a significant other by 35 she would marry me.
literally textbook situation of roastie riding the cock carousel then marrying a beta provider. She spelled it out. Ignore this cunt, or make her jealous enough that you can fuck her. But she's a piece of shit and under no circumstances should you consider a serious relationshit, remove all feelings for her.
I have a roastie that's really toasty with me too.
>talk to a girl for a long time
>she starts to obviously like me
>go on a date, have a good time
>find out she's in an LDR
>don't want to be the guy who kills an LDR because it's happened to me
>decide to back off and be friends
>don't tell her that I discovered her LDR
>just cool it down
>she gets pissed that I stop texting her a lot and don't ask her to go out again
>avoids me now
>tries to sound annoyed when talking to me
If I knew she was this immature I wouldn't have even bothered.
>This was aired on TV
>There was a time when this didn't make my dick explode
>>36237346
I feel bad for you anon. Exploded penis is no joke.
I...don't remember this episode.
Trixie is definitely a qt though.
>realize it's a gif
>hhhnnnnnnnnnnnghhgggg
Good thread op I love you
Who /flannel/ here?
Ultimate robot clothing
This is true
Dieid9djdnskpaos8r7rid
>>36237338
>>36237314
You mean ultimate numale clothing
>>36237314
Flannel all the way my brothers.
Though I tuck it in my pants, not sure where that lands me on the robot scale.
YO QUEIRO TACO BELL
For me, it's the chicken quesadilla
This is something they can reboot and I'd be happy.
Also viva gordita!
>>36237237
now this is a cute post
You could have:
>been born as a Jew in a German concentration camp
>tortured in a Mexican cartel
>starving in an African slum
>isolated and bombed in an open-air prison (Palestine)
>muhh no gf
Is your life really worth complaining about
>other people have problems so you can't have problems
oh
okay
>>36237214
Yep. Go to 8ch and look at all the videos of animals and humans being tortured before being killed. Then think about how bad you have it because a woman didn't ask you out on a date in public.
>>36237214
Complaining would be a waste of time in any case.
Is it autistic and weird to wear this shirt in public at the age of 21? I'm wearing it in a major college campus btw. Pic isn't me, just a stock image of the shirt
No, it's a good game and even non-gamers like Batman
There are plenty of guys your age who wear shirts like that.
Its not as autistic or weird as it is virgin. Or someone who spends weekends playing video games
But who cares, if you like it, wear it.
>>36237180
>autistic
Yeah. Wearing anything vidya related is pretty autistic, sorry.
I can only think 2 exceptions:
Japanese games and you are a weeaboo. Met some like this. Mainly females, obsessed with Atlus games. They were autistic and aware of it, so they didn't care.
Bioware products and LGBT. If you are LGBT, wearing anything Bioware related is ok. Is not different than, I don't know, fucking rainbow flag or something.
Here is a valuable trick on telling what size someone's dick is by the tone of them taking a piss. A larger penis features a larger urethral canal, and a larger urethra results in a lower-pitch sound while urinating than a small urethra does, which creates a higher pitched sound when splashing into the toilet due to concentration of the stream. Using this method you can secretly measure dick size + confidence of the people around you and make a chart of who is more or less likely to compete with you for your waifu.
Not quite accurate. When you have a mutilated dick the urethral opening crusts over resulting in a weaker and more spread out spray. You probably underestimate the size of others dicks because a lot of them are mutilated
>>36237165
Well I must be an exception then
>>36237165
>>36237165
i piss like a race horse that has been backed up for sometime
Wtf is wrong with women?
Meet girl off Chat room
We live 10 mins away
When I see her she's fatter then her pic
Instant turn off
Tell her she's too fat for my type
I'm skinny af
After hanging out we just agree not to contact each other
Ok what ever
Sometimes I think about her
And if not I should of just gone with her on more dates
We text (even tho we said not to text) anyway this was September last year
Today get a pic sent to my phone
>it's her
But slim
She's hot af
Asked to meet her tomorrow
So I see her tomorrow
Am I lucky? Am I finally gunna get a gf and a kiss and sex? Let's just find out
>>36237107
>Am I finally gunna get a gf and a kiss and sex?
If she's desperate and has no self-esteem, then maybe.
Otherwise, this might be a set up to crush your feelings in vengeance for you calling her fat.
I give it about 10% / 15% (the other 75% being that this whole thing is made up).
Looks like a dyke. But who am I kidding, I'd stick my dick in anything at this point.
Good luck with the sexing friend
>>36237176
Nah this is legit happening
Surprised myself
Thing is we talked back and forth on Chat room before ever meeting
I just can't do fat girls
Told her that
So guess she really likes me for me
Only girl ever
>everyone in discord group uses snapchat
>sends pictures of each other
>im the only one without it
... help
>>36237003
Jsut get snapchat you autism
>>36237003
I don't make use of any site that does not allow me to express myself using only anime girls. Just stick to 4chan
>>36237084
cocona > your shitty waifu
Do you HONESTLY believe females would pick the guy on the left over the right?
>>36236988
The guy on the right looks funny
>>36236988
No, why would I believe that?
>>36236988
Yes. To women, the guy on the left is marriage material, while the guy on the right will be her side dude
At what point did you just stop giving a fuck?
third year of highschool for me
>>36236944
Junior year of college
How do I stop giving a fuck?
On a fundamental level I already don't, but it's the little things. I want to just stop caring
>>36236944
>not getting senioritus in freshman year
hey robots, i know i should probably post this in /adv/ but i don't trust those boys as much as i trust you guys.
last night when i brushed my teeth my front and bottom gums bled pretty bad and there was some mild, almost bad pain.
i woke up this morning and brushed again and there was more severe pain but no blood.
any nice friends wanna weigh in on this? should i be worried?
thanks, pic unrelated
Go to a dentist, fool.
>>36236965
i would, but i don't have amy insurance right now. this is why i'm asking you guys lol
>>36237013
Well it sounds like gingivitis. That can get right serious. If you can't afford a dentist you might be screwed desu