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Whenever I go near anyone, they're suddenly ""asexual" :(

Asexuality is a meme, it doesn't exist.

>>36239543
Major fetish for me.
I would love to rub against her body while she sits there in disgusr, or to actuay be allowed to penetrate her while she berates me, telling me to hurry.

>>36239529
Therapy has always been about enforcing delusion to help people cope.
Nothing's changed.

What did you talk about during the session?

>>36239529
You know what you must do.

Kill her OP

Is that a fucking coatimundi? Where the fuck do you live?

>>36239537
Looks more like another member of the raccoon family forget what's it called. Perhaps ringtail

Coatimundi have pig snouts

>>36239526
What killing method did you employ?

>>36239521
>4/10
He is like a 7. Righ-t guys?

>>36239639
yeah, he is definitely not a 4/10

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>>36239639
No he looks like a greasy nerd.

Example #2
Looks like a 9/10 girl but is ugly Mexican boy.

>>36239370
Eat less dont stop eating altogether

>>36239370
>become an skeleton
Skelly here, don't do it. It's worse than being fat.

>>36239402
I have man titties ,how can be a skelly be worst then that??
Irebeiuaueieg

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Sounds really nice op do tell

>>36239486

>horny, shaved my whole body, looking on craigslist for someone to fugg me

>my options are limited because i'm 5'11, broad shoulders, somewhat intimidating to men shorter than me

>eventually this guy responds to my ad, he seems nice, not pushy, can host

>exchange pics, i really dont like my body because i'm chubby and muscular at the same time

>see him in person and he's a fucking tree of a man, single, lives alone

>feel emasculated immediately and turned on

>head back to his place, engage in small talk along the way, the whole time it's building in my head the situation i just got myself into

>im headed to a complete strangers house wearing fishnets and a thong under my clothing, my body is totally shaved and i smell like scented womens lotion

>get back to his house, take our shoes off, his house is nicely decorated, he's a dog show judge and has a thing for greyhounds

>he points me to the direction of the bedroom down the hall, i lead with this massive man following behind me

>his bed is high up and king sized, tons of room for messing around

>i undress and reveal what i'm wearing underneath to him

>climb into his bed

>he whips out a huge 7 and a half inch cock, my eyes widen

>start sucking, he runs his hands through my hair gently

>eventually he's hard as a rock and gets up, he's standing and i'm on the bed on my back with my legs up and over his shoulders

>he fucks me with a condom while jerking me off and i'm in ecstacy

>lose my anal virginity to him, i cum literally everywhere and all over him, myself and his bed

>he takes the condom off and throws me a towel, we lay there for a minute

>he says "you can do anything you want to me"

>i suggest we have sex again

>suck his cock again

>this time he fucks me with no condom and cums in my ass, then when he pulls out he smacks my ass

>later that night when i'm home, touch my asshole and it smells like semen and lube

>>36239369
>stealin pic from my kys thread
kys u faggot

>>36239324
broke out laughing anon
10/10

Is that OC? I like it.

>>36239324
Platformers suck dick

Dear A,

No matter who else comes along, they can never compare to you.

I will always love you.

Goodbye.

E,

die bitch, all cheaters are trash.

Warm regards, T.

dear lucifer,

you're sexy

love,
your lil angel

>>36239291
good thread for once on here

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>tfw you jerk off to hentai again
A-at least God loves m-me, right?

I feel like I believe but my depression is making me feel like he's not answering my prayers or that he's mad at me

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>add it on facebook
>promise to be its friend forever
>offer to help it go to college
>ignore its messages from that point forward

*F*R*I*E*N*D*S*H*I*P*
*I*S*
*M*A*G*I*C*

>honey thank god its you
>I just had the strangest dream
>it had something do with 9000 robots, a guy named doland, and an angry population that was enslaved by a bunch of numbers
>what the fuck

>>36239171
that isn't a tranny
it's literally just a dude who's wearing makeup to freak people out

this is like if I posted a bunch of rubber uniform fetishists and called it your political philosophy

>>36239153
>Also we're talking cute and stinky,
That's a slippery slope - do you mean she's sweating a lot?

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Not gonna vote. I will say that as long as she can be told she stinks and is willing to then go amend her stink then all is well in the kingdom.

>mfw my ex would get angry when I told her she needed to brush her teeth

>>36239153
Honestly this is one of the few cases where I would turn a qt down. Smelling nice is one of the things that makes me like girls dammit

>>36239149
Buy an outfit that buffs confidence

>>36239216
Where can I find a good one? Most give barely any points and I didn't think I would need charisma this playthrough so I put no points into it.

>>36239265
A bunch of mismatched pieces won't give you the set bonus. Wear what everybody else in your guild does

24

male

uk

nothing

not sure

don't think it exists

meh

>>36239102
Male
USA
21 m, video games, visual novels, stand up, computer/technological learning, friends
A favorite song: so happy theory of a deadman
To be happy? A gf white/Asian that isn't fat and is in the range of 18-23

Pls respond

>>36239102

>your age
20
>gender(specify if you're girl (male)
male
>your country(no mandatory)
spain
>talk about yourself, hobbies, interests, whatever
don't know what to really tell Im a myterious person who can play guitar. I like old anime and stuff and literally can't live without listening to music
>one of you fav/your fav song
i have a bunch of fav, i love this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_n3JHqLUGo
>what you need to be happy
idk someone who makes me happy since I realized that I can't be happy by myself
>contact info(no mandatory)
uhmm

when people are nice to me it hurts so much
i hate wasting their time
nobody really understands
i just want to be their friend

>>36239198
but why do you want to be their friend so bad? what is it that we aren't understanding?

just keep posting these pictures im saving all of these
youre truly mentally ill though get help

im jealous dude

it always harder to quit than to restrain yourself in the first place

I didn't try fapping until I was 15, due to the loser stigma and religion. It was pretty bad though. I'd get so horny I couldn't sleep and would have wet dreams.

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>>36239155
>tfw you remember having wet dreams
>tfw even moral doesn't bring them back