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An old lady offers you a look into your future.
Your lucky your her 10000 customer and you know that she's quite popular, because she's often right.
The fog in the glass ball vanishes and you see picrelated.
What do?
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>>36244414
I'm a black guy in the future?
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>>36244414
Start ordering hormones.
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>What do?
Be angry because I like my hormone tits and can't believe I would ruin them with implants
Also
>those fucking eyebrows
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am drunk ask me anything..
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>>36244389
What did you drink and why?
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dumbest shit you did while drunk?
what percentage of times that you drink do you later regret?
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>>36244389
what do you consider the golden era of anime?
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Naps are fucking memes 2017-04-13 09:38:12 Post No.36244376
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Why are naps such fucking memes
>feel like shit
>take a nap
>wake up feeling even more like shit
When will this meme fucking end
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>>36244376
You're doing it wrong m8. Simple as that.
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>>36244376
why the long face? naps just work if you nap cuz u are exhausted from working towards ur future
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>have a bunch of brotein before you nap
>no longer have this problem
No need to thank me, OP.
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Do you have a soundcloud /r9k/? Get in here and share it.
https://soundcloud.com/mega_z
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WHAT THE FUCK IS SOUNDCLOUD YOU STUPID NIGGER
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>>36244357
A website where you can upload music
since you're the one who doesn't know what it is it looks more like you're the stupid nigger
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I guess I'll post my shitty music here
https://soundcloud.com/gralien-green
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What are your thoughts on white people going extinct?
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/03/23/521083335/the-forces-driving-middle-aged-white-peoples-deaths-of-despair
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>>36244284
If we go then other races will die too or go back to living in caves. White people are responsible for the modern way of comfy life free of disease and starvation.
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>>36244284
>middle class people are shot back to being poor
>WHY IS EVERYONE DYING???
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except we will never go extinct cuck
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>tfw your in love with a fictional person
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>>36244283
Shit taste in waifus my famalamashazam
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>>36244334
fuck off fag (orginalo)
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>>36244283
I know that feel all too well.
Origiloni origiloni
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What flavor is blue Gatorade?
My sister bought a pack of Gatorade, but it's blue and there's nothing on the label that describes the flavor. I have a condition that prevents me from wanting to try something without knowing what kind of flavor it is first.
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>>36244249
"I have a condition"oregano
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>>36244249
it's just sugar water. i don't even know if it has a discernible flavor, it just tastes like gatorade in the same way that all colors of skittles basically just taste like skittles
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>>36244249
it taste like avatar cum
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I don't understand how you lonely faggots manage to be sane after prolonged instances of no pussy. I cant even handle one month of no sex,let alone a day without masturbating. Give me the secrets of not touching yourself atleast. The urge is just too much. One touch and the motor is running.
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Never had it, never seriously tried to get it either.
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I am talking to you,nofap douchebags. I know you are out there.
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>>36244201
I fap between one and three times a day, why do you think robots don't fap?
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Got a gf, what the FUCK do I do now 2017-04-13 09:28:54 Post No.36244197
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Got a gf, what the FUCK do I do now
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She is my first so I don't know if its normal. We were both virgins.
She literally wants to fuck all day. I guess girls don't have the refractory period?
But she's still insane, I come in her, she starts to clean me with her mouth, forgets herself and moves onto bj. Shits sensitive
I can max go around 5 times a day, but she always initiates and masturbates when I'm tired, so I have no clue what her actual limit is.
She sleeps lighter than me, and will wake me up with a bj or riding me in the middle of the night. It's cute, but my sleep suffers.
I think she might be a nymphomaniac, she has other mental issues too.
I didn't know she would be like this, when we were friends she was very shy.
I'm scared to talk to her about it, I just pretend to keep sleeping when she starts shit at night.
I know there must be some cyborgs on this board with the same problem.
If I can't calm her somehow, is there any way to shorten the refractory period for me?
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>cyborg who used to fuck ex gf 3 times a day.
this isn't a problem faggot. your masquerading a humble brag as a problem. the obvious solution is to tell her to fuck off and hate fuck her later when you feel like it.
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You ask her for nudes and post them here.
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>>36244197
She (if she even exists) is likely not reaching a proper climax.
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>You find this in a restaurant restroom floor
What do?
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>>36244187
Opress the women
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Make tea
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>>36244187
is this one of those cursed images?
Why don't you just get a gf? It's easy. Anyone can do it.
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>>36244158
But I'm married
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>>36244158
he obviously paid her, this doesn't make sense, i'm a 10 compared to him.
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Asian men are garbage lol
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If you're a girl (female), why are you on this board? Is it to laugh at the virgins?
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>>36244085
bump
I too would like to know this
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Yeah it's mostly to have a giggle at robots and their obsessions.
But I'm also a masochist and into degenerate things so browsing on here and other places gives me good ideas on things.
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>>36244085
im a man and i come here to laugh at you
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Anons, my oneitis just messaged me "hi". This has been something I have dreamed about quite often but now that it actually happens I am stunted and in dire need of moral support, not sure what she might want. How are you supposed to respond to a "hi" over text?
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tell her to fuck off. and ask for her adress
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>>36244063
>hey what's up?
>hey how are you?
S I M P L E
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>>36244101
I know her adress though
>>36244121
This seems like all I can do, but I'm so terrible at making small talk and talk in general it's not even funny. While it's kind of awkward talking about today's weather, the second the conversation steers away from it, things get even worse.
To be honest I am much less nervous talking to her in person because face-to-face communication makes it easier to read the mood and detect potential underlying motives. Texting just makes me feel as if I'm teetering on thin ice all the time. Chances are I'll unintentionally leave her hanging for days while I overanalyze and freak out about every syllable she's directed at me, then proceed to spend entire hours focusing on nothing but trying to think of an appropriate response in light of the results of my convoluted ruminations that may or may not be correct because who the fuck knows.
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If babies and very young children are less intelligent and show the same emotions as, say, cows, why can't we kill them for food?
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>>36244045
Why do we eat cows?
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because if you eat too many baby then there is no enough thing to make more baby in future
also the baby mother has attach to baby and can be angry if eat the baby which is troubles
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>>36244078
true true true id be a vegan if i wasnt a lazy fuck with low tolerance for distasteful food
Anonymous
Psychological Issues #30 2017-04-13 09:20:04 Post No.36244000
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XXX
1. Use a name in the namefield.
2. Share your problems, ask questions.
3. Talk to other people, whether your problems are the same or not.
4. Tonight's theme is "Normal things in your childhood" where we try to find unusual things we thought were normal. The theme is only a bonus thing for people to do.
5. The Good-Bye image announces that I am no longer in the thread.
6. Today's thread starts late because my ban ceased minutes ago.
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>>36244000
We're off to a good start. To celebrate the thirtieth thread, I suppose, we get trips. Forgot my trip for the occasion.
Technically, this is thread 31 because I realised I made #26 happen twice in a row.
I'll be posting the archives for this thread. Took me a bunch of time today, because I didn't realise you could look up thread subjects right away. Desuarchive is great, it saves images and spoilered text. Great resource for anyone who wants to read on other anon's problems.
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Again with this shit.
Nick. You are such a faggot.
Just kill youself.
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>>36244120
Dude
Wow
Not cool
If you don't like Nick's threads, don't bump them