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>>36245921
What is it that bothers you?
What are you sad about?

No purpose and no goals

What do you want out of life?

>>36245968
I guess its the fact that even stepping up to bat doesnt get me excited anymore, the adrenaline use to be unreal, and now, nothing excites me anymore, nothing brings me joy and I dont even want to go to college or play baseball anymore

>>36245900
Man she will have back problems.

>>36245912
She says she doesn't.

>>36245939
She will in the future for sure.

rather make you wetter T-B-H

I would lick her entire body dry

>nipple piercings
No

Everything you're saying is true but I don't get why it makes you so mad. Also, your meme is way more entertaining than what your saying and it's not even related. Very detracting.

>>36246184
If you want entertainment, stop expecting to get it from a board filled with sorry sacks like yourself.

I'm not mad, I'm just disgusted and I'm such an altruistic divine being, that I figured I'd bestow thankless cunt discharges like yourself with my blessing.

>>36246239
How do I know you aren't just a robot trying to get a rise out of me?
>lel i'm great meight
Okay, now I know you're a robot faking it.

>all respect to those who break they neck to keep they hoes in check
>'cause oh they sweat a brother majorly
>and I don't know why your girl keep paging me

>>36245852
One. He tried robbing me after a show during one of my manic episodes. I got him on the ground and just going in on this dude? stabbing him in the kidneys with my pocket knife until a friend pulled me off. I regret not slashing his tendons first.

>>36245852
Uh none? You're a fucking psycho

>>36245846
I know a guy who would make a good robot. He is short, fat, smelly, wears glasses that make him uglier, has a weird voice, and makes stupid jokes. But he goes to the university and talks to people, so I'm not sure.

>>36246049
I'm almost sure that there are very few people here that are real robots.
Everyone does at least one normie shit everyday. Neet lifestyle is just a meme.

>>36245846
There are a few kids at my high school who talk about r9k and mu, they don't know about me because I'm a normie and all my friends are normie/chad, I only overheard them talking about it.

Sometimes they will say some meme to each other around a bunch of other normies and I'll ask them what it means and they'll autisticly stutter about it. It's not that I enjoy being mean I just like to see a spaghetti incident in real life.

sauce?

original original original oregano

>>36245810
I don't spill my seed. Each time kills hundreds of sperm

>>36245810
Too sad to jerk off.

Look at them straight in the eyes and start masturbating, and right before you cum whisper "can he do this?"

>>36245867
Made me laugh anon good job

>>36245879
Thanks my boy

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I keep trying but every anon lives far away or spergs out

I've always read bad things happening.

Usually the guys ending up being less than attractive, this goes both ways. Or just being generally fucking weirdos, smelly, you name it.

You could try craigslist but I'd demand a picture first.

>>36245660
post pics of your boipuccci

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>>36245657
>robot
Unsuccessful, lonely, lazy and unhealthy person, jobless and virgin. Often ponders why he is so alone, and then just tries to forget it with drugs/vidya/anime
>cyborg
Unsuccessful and lonely person, but tries to live in the real world nevertheless, out of obligation and fear of seeing it's way of life modified. Too weird for normal peoples, but too close to reality for robots.
>failed normalfag
Cyborg trying to climb the ladder to normiehood, but fails in the process. Fails to understand why he fails all the time, or how deal with the cause of his failures.
>normalfag
Semi-successful, boring, bland, unrecognizable individual living a boring and dull life.
>chad
Male with good physical traits, enjoys relations and manages to get them easily.
>fembot
asdfsdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdfd
>stacey
female equivalent of a chad.

>>36245657

>>robot
A young man who is severely asspained about still being a virgin but would rather believe that all women are horrible than accept the fact that maybe HE is the problem.

>>cyborg*
An awkward and mediocre person, possibly with nerdy hobbies, who has enough of a personality to have found a satisfying love life.

>>failed normalfag
A term employed by extra-butthurt 'red-pilled' robots to demean lonely men who haven't given up on being happy.

>>normalfag
Like, a normal fucking person. Again, robots use it as an insult in an attempt to feel superior.

>>chad
An exceptionally attractive and/or wealthy man who is able to attract women with little to no effort.

>>fembot*
A girl who is ugly or who is mediocre (or even cute) but has the same kinds of social anxiety problems that men have. Robots insist that they can't exist because they believe that any girl can get a chad and that that nothing else in their lives matter to them (one of MANY things that robots convince themselves of to make excuses for why they're alone).

>>stacey
An exceptionally attractive woman who is able to attract men with little-to-no effort.

>>36245657
>>robot
people who hang around this board to share feels and vent about being shunned from society
>>cyborg*
normalfags who want to say they belong here for some weird reason
>>failed normalfag
same as robot, people who tried to fit in, but failed and were rejected from society
>>normalfag
people who function and receieve positive feedback in society
>>chad
rich or extremely attractive guys who don't even have to try in life
>>fembot*
a made-up term to try and bait gender discussions and attention
>>stacey
a pretty or rich girl who has never had to try for everything. Everything she ever wanted was given to her as soon as she decided she wanted it. Staceys are very common in society, basically every girl over 7/10

>>36245619

Yep, when you get a lol bit older and just a tad bit more mature and realize that none of that really matters so long as you can just find shit that makes you happy.

Only 22 y/o khv and it doesn't bother me too much. It's such a waste of time and money and will also blow up in your face when all is said and done.

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>>36245753

You're only 22, so your opinion on this matter is less than useless.

The real sense that you've ruined your life won't come until you hit 25 or so.

>>36246408

Kek - feel free to keep throwing yourself a pity party an basing your life around what others have.

If you want to keep being a khv, do so. By no means are you a khv by anyone's choice other than your own and by no means is your life terrible by no means other than your own.

We're both grown ass men - you choose what you want to do with your life. You choose if you want to do things that make you happy. You choose if you want to put in the extensive time and effort that it takes to get something as wasteful as a girlfriend and you choose if you think having a relationship has any value.

You can fuck right off with pretending not having something as trivial as a girlfriend is a life ruining experience, I'm perfectly happy with my life as is because I doge shit that I find enjoyable and tell self-loathing fuck-wits like yourself that life does have to be shit just because you don't have X or Y.

They diddle little boys in the b hole.

"Hey, let's unite all the religions and create a universal church."
"How you going to do that?"
"Make another fucking church."
lel @ the olden days

john Paul II was the last legitimate pope, catholicism is a scheme to try and make as much money as possible for the jews, and the schism was thr exact moment that jews took over the holy see. Orthodoxy and Protestantism are the only valid forms of christianity nowadays

>>36245601
but your born right in the time for ww3

>>36245601
Even if you were alive at a time when it was possible to own slaves, you wouldn't have owned any because you are an economic failure.

No matter when you could have lived, you would have always been a loser.

Slavery is legal in Mauritania

News flash, you were already gay. The straight way to handle all the gay threads is to hide them, just like MBTI or britfag threads.

>>36245606
>News flash, you were already gay.
I really wasn't

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OP that's hot as fuck 2bh

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>>36245493
It really isn't. got bored of it once i rushed to prestige. tfw i wanted it to replace my unhealthy LoL addiction but it only made me go back to LoL...

>>36245825
BULLSHIT OVERWATCH IS 10/10 THATS WHY ITS SO SUCCESSFUL LOL IS FOR FUCKTARDS>

>>36245825
Ik this feel except i use old school rs. God i just wanna quit league im not good enough to get masters im just a shitty d5 player for past 4 years