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How do I fill the void inside, fellow robots?
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>>36247019
I'm wondering the same thing kekee
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>>36247019
Not with more void
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>>36247019
Filling the void is so hard to do that at this point i dont even try.
What i do is distract myself from it

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What's your excuse? Do you not deserve love?
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>>36247009
I deserve love but I'm too bad at communicating.
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>>36247009
I really don't know man. I hope one day I can find someone to love, but until then I'll just improve myself.
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>>36247841
no, you don't deserve shit.

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>tfw no qt assad gf
why even live desu
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How come I browse every faceapp shill thread and stil didn't see any female bogdanoffs

I would do then by myself but Im too lazy
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>>36246989
>PJW
UMAJUN MAH SHOGG WHEN DUH MAINSTREEM METEOR SEID TO ME I KUDN'T GET ASSADD. I'M OFF THE ASSADD TRAIN
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Rolling

please hack my heart femme-Putin

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>she probably doesn't even think about me anymore
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>>36246945

Probably not. Too busy choking on another guy's cock.
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>implying she ever thought about me
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>>36246968
She's a lesbian, thank God

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Ready for spring, leafbots? Looking forward to more walks.

Also post leaf pictures.
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>>36246909
>tfw got to go golfing for the first time of the year today
A beautiful sunny 10 degrees lads. It was perfect, and not a Moslem in sight
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>>36246909
>tfw live in southern US
>tfw still hoping the Montreal Canadians win the Stanley cup
go habs!
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>>36247022
the leafs will win
screencap this

tfw pour yourself a second coffee. feels good man
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tfw have ordered the same latte for the last 5 years from the same coffee shop and haven't tried a single other drink
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>>36246918
that's actually funny lol

ihopeitsoriginal.jpeg also im taking your pepe
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>>36246897
>10am
>5th cup of coffee
>start to feel like I'm doing something with my life

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>be FtM
>make literally no attempt to pass as a boy, ever
Fuck this stupid cunt.
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looks like the exact opposite OP
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>>36246886
>want to fuck mtf
>download grindr
>only one tranny
>it's just a dude with a beard
>says he's preop and will get better looking
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>>36246940
Her name is Mia, but one day she decided she wanted to be trans and felt that in order to be a man, she had to wear a fucking tuxedo to school and shit. She has never made a genuine attempt at looking, acting, or being like a male at all. She's also 4'11" and has massive tits.

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>somewhat unsociable 22 yr old nogf kv
>have to 25 yr old nogf kv on my electronics course who is shorter, fatter, and more spergy than me
>likes anime as much as I do, but makes zero effort to conceal his power level, even worse than me at telling stories, is incapable of making people laugh, constantly browsing 9gag-tier memes, doesn't have a car, and wears a trenchcoat with anime shirts

Seeing him makes me understand what my normalchad classmates in university thought of me. A small part of me feels bad for him, but a bigger part of me just finds him a insufferable twat. Every time he brings up an anime, I pretend to not know what he is referencing just so I don't have to suffer through a conversation than him.
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>>36246877
Every time I go on this board. Every time I meet a non-STEM major.
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>>36246877
>me 21 khv
>hardly talk to anyone else because i feel guilt i have done some fucked up stuff and hate myself
>find some ex classmates in the bus and they were talking about comics and superhero stuff
>one of them dressed normally but wears a captain america shirt
>the other guy is dressed as the joker purple trenchcoat
>they say hello to me and i think that those guys smell bad and like comics but are still better people than me
at this time i accepted my fate even if i don't weight 300lbs or are mentally disabled my life will be more miserable than any of those or you guys
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>>36246877
My ex best friend became a neet who watches every seasonal anime, fought with his dad (who housed him and gave him a job), became a frequen reddit user, and chased a lesbian he "loved" just because she was nice to him. He also spent over a months pay on a switch because he worhsips Nintendo.
The kicker is that he does this at our friend's parents house while they think he's going to school and getting his life on track.

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One time I had sex.

My roommates had a party and a girl got really drunk and passed out on my bed and I fucked her and came inside her. She never said anything to anyone after that but she stopped drinking and going out to parties (her friends told us this) and she got depressed and stayed home except for class for the next year, I think she got pregnant and had an abortion

anyone here know this feel?

pic related, it's her
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green hair desu
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I like hugs
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I call shenanigans.

You wouldn't brag about raping someone.

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>Go to uni
>Cute petite girl in my class
>She's really sweet and nice, really like her
>Heard from someone else she's a guy who just dresses like a girl
>Don't believe it because she's cuter than most actual girls
>Decide to talk to her
>Make some small talk with her, she seems like to like me
>Ask her if she's a "trans" girl just to be polite
>She smiles and nods
>Fucking shocked
>Ask him/her if I could ask some questions because I've never met a trans person before
>They're really cool about it so they say yes
>I ask them if they've gone all the way with their transition
>He says he hasn't done anything with his body and this is just his natural appearance so he went with it
>Fucking shocked
>He suddenly changes his voice from girly to slightly deeper more androgynous voice and says this is his natural voice
>It all becomes clear now, this is a dude
>He goes back to his girly voice and asks if that's all I wanted and smiles at me
>My mind has fully accepted that this is a man but I still want to bang them
>Ask for her phone number and she says yes
>Really want to go out with her but don't know if gay
Is it gay? This is the first time I've ever been attracted to a man before but in my eyes he's just a pretty girl, it's confusing my dick.
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>>36246662
Go for it, don't worry about labels. If you like them, you like them.
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>>36246662
You're a fag, now go get dat ass mayne, or just delete that number.
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>>36246662
it is gay but ass is ass

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ITT: Post Results
Would you have been better off born as a woman?
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fuck right off

>>>/soc/

not original
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>>36246657
I'm tired of these threads. Go to /soc/ you vain fucks.
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>>36246684
It's an interesting concept which allows robots to prove whether they would have had it easier as a woman.

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Did you have a female childhood friend?
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No op I did not
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Yes. Two, in fact.

I lost contact with both of them around the time I went to junior high because we went to different schools.

I got one to kiss me on a dare
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>>36246576
Yes. We were always together from like 6 to 18, then we went to different schools. We're both 28 now. Her bf is a tall, sexy, popular turbochad and I'm a short, ugly kissless permavirgin.

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Why would you want a gf if you can fuck 10 hot russian escorts for $500?

http://rusprostitute.com/index.php

>muh "it's not about sex it's about love"
kek stop being a fag and go have some fun
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>>36246495
sex with filthy whores is meaningless. continue being a disgusting fuck who puts his meat in a wound opened by a billion men already.
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>>36246495
I want a qt Eastern European bf desu lads
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>>36246768
kek, keep waiting for your pure princess then, you'll probably die alone

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I've been diagnosed with Avascular Necrosis. I'm going to have both my hips replaced soon. The thing I'm most afraid of is having a catheter. I don't want someone ramming a tube in my urethra. Please tell me that catheters aren't that bad.

>I'm asian
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>>36246489
That sucks anon. Really don't know what to say besides that. Sounds like a nightmare
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>>36246489
I'm sorry to hear that you got avascular necrosis, it isn't common among young people. Are you more afraid of it because it's a foreign tube going into your urethra or because it means someone is going to handle your penis?

If it's really an issue for you, you can ask your surgeon to have your catheter placed after you've been anesthetized and removed before you're awake.
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>>36246489
They typically do it when you're under anesthesia if you're having an operation. Then remove it when the operation is over. It will just sting a little when you piss for the next 2 days.

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there is always a way out, you don't have to live like this
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>>36246471
PP is that you?
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This is cuckmire haven
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>>36246533
yes, I moved to r9k

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