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who else stopped watching tv programs, movies (at home or at the cinema), and playing video games after they lost all of their friends on account of autism

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>Have the hots for my buddy's girlfriend, let's call her Stacy
>We all work together at local gym/swim club
>Have absolutely massive piss fetish
>Not being pissed on, or peeing on others, just the sound of a girl peeing, that's my thing
>Me and girl have break together, I stake out in the women's bathroom knowing that eventually she'll come in
>She does, sits in the stall next to me, goes pee
>Dick is diamonds
>She looks down and I guess recognizes my shoes
>"A-anon? Why are you in here?!"
>Remember that she's a massive liberal, always talking about equal rights, bitches about trump daily
>Fake a little whimper and say "I'm so sorry Stacy I'm not a creep I promise I just...well I just don't feel like a guy and it makes me feel better to use this bathroom" etc etc
>Stacy buys it, apologizes for yelling at me, says she had no idea
>She gives me her number tells me to text her
>I do, she asks a shit ton of questions I really don't have the answer to , so I fake a lot
>Tell her I prefer the name Claire and she/her pronouns
>She calls me this stuff at WORK, a lot of people think I'm trans now, terrified that my parents will find out and either flip or go full-acceptance mode
>Can't tell them I just wanted to hear a girl pee

But on the positive side, she lets me watch her change in the locker room, and she touches and hugs me a lot cuz I'm just a "girl" to her

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ITT good 4chan feels

>when someone quotes your post as '/thread' or 'FPBP'
>when a repeated ironic shitposting thread some autist keeps trying to force is deleted everytime you report it

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>tfw I unironically think this song is a brilliant piece of satire, but I can't show it to anybody without revealing my power level

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mq9uSGTYKI

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Well? Share your thoughts

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Where are you cute Vietnamese boy? I wanted to talk to you again on Discord but I couldn't find you. I really like you so please respond m8

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Do people ask directions from other people just to fuck with them? I left the house for the first time in a month today and some guy asked me for directions. I didn't know but I gave him a hunch (which was wrong) and the he corrected me. Then I realized I knew where he wanted to go and apologized profusely and gave him more correct directions. He walked away with a weird smug look on face.

Why am I such an obvious target for normalfag torment?

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Why are non mentally-ill heterosexuals the greatest?

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sup robots. I used to come here a lot as a teen. God that was like 10 years ago, fuck (I go on /ck/ now).

so i have this roommate. we moved in together a year ago. she's kinda awkward and weird but hey so am i, that's why we're friends. I want your opinions because I've lost all sense of reality regarding this situation

>move into apartment
>she starts following me around like a lil puppy
>room to room, sitting and watching TV, working at the kitchen table, making coffee, going out to the store, etc
>figure she's not sure what to do with herself when we're between jobs
>both girls btw
>she keeps doing it, copies everything i do
>paraphrases everything I say after I say it
>never ever disagrees with anything i say
>changes her opinions if mine are different
>talks about getting my haircut
>copies my god damn body language
>when i apply for a job she applies for it too
>we end up with the same job
>she wants to work with me all the time
>i'm more qualified so I get more shifts lol
>she gets upset and takes it personally

>after a while I notice and it creeps me the fuck out
>i can't not notice her copying everything and it drives me insane
>start hiding in my room, avoiding her
>she starts hiding in her room a lot too, of course
>but she doesn't know what I'm doing in my room so I guess she didn't do anything
>asks me if we can spend more time together bc she "needs attention"
>i feel responsible for her mental health
>not sure if I'm a terrible person for resenting her for being immature and needy
>I can't relax around her because I'm acutely aware of everything I do and everything she copies me doing
>She ends up really upset because things that work for me don't work for her when she does them
>complains to other friends about me
>seems like she's trying to make me jealous by going out with her friends without inviting me
>lol house to myself for an afternoon, noice

literally what is this behaviour???

Also ROOMMATE STORIES

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>h-hi anon
>i've always liked you.. so, do you..

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THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU ROASTIES DURING THE BETA UPRISING YOU HEAR ME REEEEEEEEEE

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>Don't be shy, Anon! You can come closer if you'd like!
>We're both guys, it's okay to get like this in front of each other!

What do you do?

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So how often does the average robot shower or bathe? I have to admit I sometimes skip days on the weekend.

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i'm so fucking pissed off about this. anytime i get a job interview and its a guy i get hired on the spot. it's very formal as in -

heres what we're looking for
heres what you need to be able to do
can you do this?

then they have me fill out hiring paper work and start me within a few days.

now when i get a female manager they always and i mean ALWAYS give me this spiel about conducting more interviews, will contact me back at a later time after a decision is made. its just fucking infuriating it seems they conduct them more like a competition instead of a task to just get someone hired. they clearly call in multiple male candidates and hire the most chad one.

my theory is that women hire men off the ones they perceive as the most dominant. so you go in there a subordinate and act all polite passive (because after all they're in the power position) you're fucked so with women hiring managers you have to go in there and act like you're the dominant one in that situation and with male managers its the opposite the more subordinate you act, more passive, etc the higher your chances because you're not seen as a threat.

basically women hire men that are more of a leader then them, while men hire people that are less of a leader them. its fucking retarded and i'm pissed from now on if i find out the hiring manager is a women i'm not attending the interview.

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They're absolute madmen.