Why are you a "nice guy"? Men think you're pathetic and women think you're disgusting. Why don't you drop the act and start being more forward? Be the self-centered asshole you really are and get properly rejected.
Because I'm not one and I'm not going to bump this thread
>implying i trust anyone enough to let them touch the most sensitive part on my body
not gonna happen again buddy not today
>>36253595
But I am a nice guy, anon.
Ok, so, has anybody here actually went through with this guy's self-help program? Not just watching his youtubes, but his paid work.
Thinking about giving it a try.
technology has truly hindered man
>>36253483
>self-help program
i'm not going to pay for his shit. if you got any youtube videos i can watch that could help me then yeah i'll check em out
>>36253497
>i'm not going to pay for his shit. if you got any youtube videos i can watch that
He puts hours and hours of his own lectures and interviews and talks on YouTube for free and it's generally of high quality.
what's the best job for a socially retarded NEET that has to get a job.
I looked into the security guard meme. classes+certificates are required here and add up to $400 and you aren't even garunteed to be placed into a job. of you are, you usually start out in shithole like a shitty dangerous apartment complex or a waffle house at night and probably get stabbed
0vernight stocker or janitor
Truck driving. Or Be Your Own Boss
I cant even make the effort to look att jobs
Bruh what do they even put in this shit to make it taste so bad? I feel like I'm gonna die and get put on trutv.
is vanilla like a ground up flower or something?
>>36253334
Are you trying to get drunk off vanilla?
>Bruh what do they even put in this shit to make it taste so bad?
Alcohol, you're not meant to drink it.
Daily reminder cis are scum
More of the girl on the right?
>>36253337
Perfect example of why cis are scum. Can you think of anything besides sex?
>>36253706
Can you suck my fucking cock?
http://dickcode.creativerobot.co/
anons, use this site to re-create your dick and then compare. no fear of wiener pics ending up online.
http://dickcode.creativerobot.co/?c=p1_60204110-221289009-842
this is mine.
http://dickcode.creativerobot.co/?c=p1_420408208-122644820-20442
>>36253225
>it doesn't actually recreate your dick
http://dickcode.creativerobot.co/?c=p1_8202404-4241120A0-10420
what's your eye color robots?
What eye color are you most attracted to?
Brown. Green and blue are the best. What kind of stupid question is that everybody knows that
>>36253218
You got pretty eyes and hair desu.
Not on trapshit or any gay shit by the way.
>>36253218
I know a girl with eyes and hair like you.
She is qt
What do we do about him?
Grab him by the throat and choke him until he apologizes for all the mean bullying things he said about us innocent mentally challenged individuals here at /r9k/
Let him keep going, it's hilarious to watch him going insane.
Apparently /pol/ figured out where he is again.
>>36253189
Shia is redpilled af on 4chan
>your dick isn't small and white enough to get the joke
>(the joke is people who are butthurt to this are white racists)
Let's start anti-racist thread and propaganda for blacked, dogfart and johnpersons
Make white racists triggered by blacked, dofart, cuckoldsessions, johnpersons and videos of loser white men beaten.
Show how weak and loser white men for men of other races and white women against white men.
Black men, White women, Asian men, White cuckolds enjoy while racists are triggered.
Anti-racist thread
White men are disgusting, cuckolds and ugly. White men are repulsive and losers with the own white women.
White cocks are better
>Let's start anti-racist thread
How about let's not and everyone can go back to ignoring you just like any other time
>>36253166
But you already do spread propaganda about all that stuff. I'm glad you're being more open about it so people can stop saying "Y-YOU'RE PARANOID /pol/ IS THE PROBLEM". You're disgusting.
I WANT AN ASIAN GIRLFRIEND!
GIVE ME AN ASIAN GIRLFRIEND NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
>inb4 r/hapas
>not wanting a nice jewish gf
you sicken me
>>36253133
You will never get an asian gf.
Stop racemixing.
desu i don't even remember what i said :/
omg z wat did she mena bydis
wow am i in lads yet
>>36253118
No one cares that you're texting a roastie
ITT: Phrases that redditors use unironically
>are you new to the internet?
>+1 internetz for you good sir!
>lawl
>>36253016
kys cuck famaIam desu baka pepe.jpg
>Thanks for all the Gold Reddit!
>Shut up and take my upvote!
>What do you mean Finland isn't a country?
>>36253016
>tfw I remember coming here and people used to say that back then
Who /IV Cocaine/ here?
I just shot up and am happy to report that I successfully encountered THE TRAIN (tm).
In fact, I was fucking hit by the train, bros. Knocked over. Killed. Mouth went dry. The ringing sound was so intense I couldn't hear for a few minutes afterwards. Apparently when this happens it means you were very near death!
Now according to my friends I have 20 minutes until I reach the world feeling of depression I have ever felt. That's assuming I don't die first!
But holy fuck bros, dat TRAAAAAAAAAIN
Choo Choo!
>>36252994
Mind your dosage.
IV kicks in a lot harder and lasts longer. You don't need as much
not cocaine but i used to put a little half a dime of crack into my heroin when i shot it
How's the depression treating you opie?
Anyone want to play some steam games?
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steamcommunity.com/id/cockwork
add me up nigs
>>36252974
hoi4? pls
Jesus christ are roasties really without ANY fucking shame?
>>36252971
I unironically went to high school with his sister. Total stacey but with a gnarly set of chompers. Was also super rich
>>36253048
I played ball hockey against Taylor Hall. He's a total fucking douche bag piece of shit.
>>36252971
One of them has a ring on.