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>>36253943
Get the fuck out vorefag

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try f-list or some shit mate, or go to /d/ and try the "d-games catalog" thread or something. they're obsessed with vore over there. The games are usually free too. Or if you're really desperate buy some bath salts, draw a warm bath and get high, while simultaneously jerking off and imagining the situation you want. It may just come true, until the trip ends; if you're lucky.

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>>36253999
And if you have anymore questions, inverted satan is here to assist you in this thread with any of your fetish related questions and or needs.
I have ascended to a level of degeneracy where I could guide any of you on your path of sin.
I regret every life decision that has brought me to this point

this isnt a game theres no new game no restart

Without God and country there are no other options if you wish to escape mindless hedonism

Remember, death is always an option, all else a distraction.

People have had their first kiss when they were older than 21, so you're not hopeless. 19 KHV here.

>>36253887
Have you tried tinder?

>>36254036
No one likes me. I've been using it for the past 3 months and haven't gotten a single like. I'm not even 300 pounds, I'm pretty skinny and I'm not hansom but I'm not ugly. I don't know what I'm doing wrong

>>36253861
You're an energy drink addict anon.

>>36253861
Just tried NOS for the first time, it was pretty good but the energy didn't last very long and I ended up crashing after an hour or so, it was comparable to Rebull imo.

>>36253861
I thought you were talking robutussin or codeine or a second

Women are all cheating whores, anyway.
Good on him for not sticking to a single faithless snake.

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>>36253847
>girl with a chad bf on /r9k/

Even legitimate fembots don't really belong here. Why do you fucking roasties bother coming here?

I think it's sad how common cheating seems to be these days.
I know people have always done it, but it seems like it's on its way to becoming socially acceptable.

Even how things like FWB and open relationships are acceptable now.

It all disgusts me so much.

I think it's kind of lame and useless but part of me thinks it might be cool actually

but its not going to be practical


whatdya think

>>36253830
How the hell is fishing autistic? I wad under the assumption redneck chads love to fish.

I always wanted to try if out. o even researched when they have lessons years ago and the closest clubs or classes were all 50+ miles away.
sad

>>36253823
fuck my ancestors and fuck mother nature. read stirner or kill urself you spooked cuck

>>36253823
The only thing stopping you is yourself.

>>36253988
>rationalizing why he's a failure
kek. Goodnight lads off to bed for me

>>36253812
I honestly wasn't self aware until last year. fight me.

>>36253812
You probably DO have autism. You just think you don't

>>36253812
Woah that is a trippy image. Can someone explain how it works?

>>36253783
Nope
I'd snap out of depressed loser mode and try to learn as much as possible

I probably wouldn't kill myself but die quite soon because no survival experience and it wouldn't be like in one of my post apo games.
If I managed to actually survive I'd most definitely go mad after a while.

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>>36253783
Nope, would try to figure out what went down and if I couldnt I would head to warmer climates during winter and head to colder climates during summer.

I would fucking eat tons of stuff, fish, hunt, hike wherever I pleased, go through peoples shit break all kinds of stuff for fun etc.

Would set up small bases with solar power hook ups and have them dotted over each state for fun times of migrating till I died.

pls respond
oregano original

>>36253765
Oats and cocoa powder best possible thing, used to live off this. Only cost me a dollar per lb of oats and cocoa is $3 for a 8Oz. Lost a lot of fat and was cheap ass fuck. Weekly budget was just $7.

>>36253908
Also should mention that I get addicted to certain foods and ear them repeatedly to I get bored. Used to live off ceral and Mike N ikes. Then oats and cocoa. Then boiled discount meat. Currently rice and eggs.

You're not even real.

>>36253749
IMG source? Need

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>>36253749
What the hell are you doing in my house?
I'm calling the cops.

You are half a virgin. Just tell the next girl the truth. You've only done oral.

You are a virgin still.

Your date shouldn't ask that tho. She might ask if you have something tho.

>>36253742
well it was a date off Tinder so we wanted to make sure neither of us had aids

>>36253693
I would say you were, you can catch something that way, plus it's really just asking if you were sexually intimate with another person not if you've been in a vagina in particular, I'd even count hand jobs.

>>36253675
Why do people post markers without including contact info?

>tfw only other anon in your area is a retard that just wrote hello and no contact info

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>>36253758

>both my contacts stopped talking to me
>nobody mails me first

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>>36253633
Quality post anon, this is what this board was made for

>>36253633
Underage banned.

MODS

>be me
>this morning
>pick up a good looking orange
>it's terrible, like a dry sponge
>try to give the half I didn't eat to my rabbits
>they don't want it either
>get drunk
what a life

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>>36253613
Fuck i hate this. I WANNA SEE REAL BLOOD RELATED ACTION NOT SOME STEP SIBLING BULLSHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>not watching porn with the sound all the way off
All the shitty dialogue and fake moaning ruins it for me. If I had a penny for everytime either the guy or girl said something stupid, I'd be a rich man. Your fap is only as good as your imagination is anyway so turning the sound off helps.

>>36253613
incest porn on casual porn sites i.e pornhub, xvideos are gonna be like that

go to an underground site and you will find that there is a ton out there