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Is this network physically incapable of telling the truth? Their ratings are already way down... be honest!
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>>36256873
OP you're a moron
Please be trolling
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>>36256886
Actually my I.Q. is one of the highest. Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault!
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>>36256873
Who gives a fuck, fuck off pol. You Nazi frog fucking faggot.
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Please help
>had online (male) gf
>doing pretty well together for a few months actually
>lots of shit happens after that makes us break up
>silently remove her after a a few days
>2 months after she adds me back
>i accept and we both decide to put it behind us and stay friends
>again we're doing fine
>shes uses tumblr and twitter to post and repost stuff when she feels sad
>now she only reposts things like in pic related
>only time she talks to me a lot is when she tries to explain something or say her idea which takes roughly 32 messages
>if i try to write anything in response that's not just a few words she stops responding completely
please help what does this mean??
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Was it a female (male)?
Origilol
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>>36256872
yes fuck, it was a cute and passing tranny
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>>36256883
Pics? It's relevant to help solve your problem
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Just ordered a 8 piece tendie and got 9. Ama
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>order 8
>get 9
This is impossible.
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>>36256829
How's it like being the luckiest boi on this board?
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They did it on purpose.
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The liberal problem has gotten out of hand.
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is he the kid that filmed with his grandma?
if not, tell me you know who i'm referring to plxz
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this is literally a non issue, like 90% of liberal shit
grow a thick skin
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nvm that's dane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIuSyipbp6U&list=PLicEI0GVVr84NjQa7k1keI46qP0TUvzu7
grandma kid
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There's a large parking structure at my uni I can kill myself on. I'm tempted to do it im too tired and too dumb for this world
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Take a step back man. Close this site, power off your pc for a bit, forget about the internet and personalities and society and all that shit and just take a step back and a deep breath. You are ok, you are still here and you have made it this far. If your status quo is misery then fuck that, change it, sacrifice anything before your own life. Get in a canoe and go paddling down a river, listen to some nice music. Stay away from poisonous environments like this, you become what you engage in. I won't be able to understand your struggle but I've gone through the hell of depression and impulses of suicide. Coming out of it all I can say is that I am amazed at how quickly the human mind can change itself to the most arbitrary things. The environment of the internet can make us feel small and insignificant. The best thing is to realize that regardless of comparing your actions and successes to others, you are a walking sentient being on atop the earth faced with understanding yourself. Think only about yourself in the breaking point, but know that however much a world away I may be, I care about you as a fellow being and hope you make it through this. I really do man.
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>>36256691
Why do you feel this way? How could dying be preferable to living? Isn't dying just giving up and isn't that just permanent failure? What are the thoughts creating this mind set OP?
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>>36256691
just take drugs
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I have an original tale for you today my fellow oldfags.This is my first so bare with me here in 3 parts.
The Tale of Gnome Cuck
Part 1: The REEEEful sorrow
>b/ me
>Have gnome cock
>Black neighborhood hoes learned about my gnome cock
>Feelsbadman.jpeg
>Alpha nigga shows up one day
>Demand I make his hoes sandwiches
>Aahhh fuck here we go
>Says if I don't he'll cut it off and eat it like a filet mignon on a plate in front of his hoes
>Do said sandwiches
>Give to bubble butt hoes
> They Say, "thanks gnome cuck" in the gayest Rihanna voice possible.
>Triggered.jpeg
>Begin plotting my revenge
To be continued....
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>Fast forward some 20 years biomechanics has now become the top trend in cosmetic and trauma health treatment.
>Medicine doesn't suck now in this country at this point
>Big pharma is dead
>Thank you couch potato chip potheads for actually getting something done for once
>The new icock comes out with a variety of girths, sizes, and lengths to choose from.
> Decide to get one
>Flesh augmented and steroid boosted by technology how about that
> Look at the options
> See there is a custom tailored option available
> Oh yes. The white cocks shall rise again...
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Go on OP
klllklk
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>Consult with apple cosmetic surgeon
> Surgeon ask what I'm looking for
>I want what harambe has
>surgeon: wut
>I say I've been denied my male stature for to fucking long.
>Give me the giga bbc alpha size package
>Surgeon: uh sir that model specification was not designed for white men.
>Don't, tell, me, what,THE, GNOME, COCK, Knight, CAN'T HAVE!!!!!
>Surgeon: ok the giga Ultron it is then.
>Sign the waiver
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(Serious question) why are all black men cuckolds?
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>>36256608
I have only met one and he was bi-sexual
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>>36256608
They like looking at tiny white boi dicks.
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>>36256608
>enslave their race
>now we just impregnate their women
Sad!
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are this autism shoes? i ware these every day they are really comfy
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If you're wearing them, they're autism shoes
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>>36256520
no, autism doesn't come from shoes.
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>put it on
>foot doesn't slide in perfectly and you step on the rim
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I keep feeling sad and my real mommy is angry and working all the time and she doesn't treat me like a little boy anymore so I keep having to be my own mommy and try to make me feel better. When I'm really sad like I am now I make food for myself even though I know its unhealthy and I say "its gonna be okay anon just eat up and watch your cartoons (or whatever I'm watching) and it's gonna be okay. You don't have to worry about it anymore, all you have to think about is being happy". Then when I go lay down I put on mommy roleplay asmr and it makes me feel nice or I just imagine snuggling with 2D mommies that are nice and kind and loving and pretty and treat me like a little boy and keep me safe
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>>36256457
i hope you find someone to fill this role for you if you want, anon
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Tfw no mommy gf to spoon with
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>>36256457
>she doesn't treat me like a little boy anymore so I keep having to be my own mommy and try to make me feel better
Welcome to life. Better get used to it, and get better at it and quit doing it in unhealthy ways.
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>eat food
>puke
>don't eat food
>puke
I haven't eaten or drinken anything in the past 24 hours and I reek of puke and sweat. I can barely move from my bed because of pain. Send the tendie rescue squad
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>>36256451
Now I understand that death of starvation is not comfy at all. Thanks, OP.
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>>36256451
try to stay hydrated/replenish electrolytes. be safe, anon.
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>>36256451
>you can get plagued with a stomach virus at anytime
It is terrifying.
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>be in high school (year 11)
>go to family bbq's with dad's new family friends from the same country
>everyone else speaks a native language I barely know cause parents just spoke english most of the time
>try to conversate with their daughter since I thought she's around the same ages as me
>doesn't show much interest in me for a while, she's too busy crushing on chad that came from same town as her
> 2 parties decide to take nap in car cause I got nothing better to do
>start making her laugh after my sis and her try to scare me while napping
> couple of months later, eventually (with sisters help) realise she has crush on me
> Don't say much just let it happen, plus kind of like the attention but don't want to date her cause dating someone 2 grades lower than you is seen as pathetic in my school (thank you peer pressure)
>also I've got other girls crushing on me at school but that's another story
>gets really personal and tells me about her first crush when she was younger
> starts to make me feel guilty inside since I haven't told her to stop crushing on me
> couple of months later my sis and her make me ask her out for valentine ( to be fair I just didn't want to make her sad)
> on v day wait for her at wrong for an hour bus stop bike to right 1
> wrote each other poems and bought flowers
>she's constantly trying to initiate a kiss at bbq's but I always just give her a hug instead or kiss on forehead cause I'm too insecure about my appearance and oral health and also been emotionally and physically abused by parents and peers all my life
> a few months later finally in uni
> one day she asks me out to the park, we have a picnic
>she tries to make our relationship official in a fb chat
> tell her I can't, she's and I aren't meant to be should've done it months ago but I'm a pussy
> still have to meet her at family get together and church but don't have the heart to talk to her anymore
> stop going altogether after a while.
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How is this cringe you fucking norman
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Wow dude that's sooo cringe lmao! I hate it when girls are just like constantly in love with you haHA! Good luck man you're gonna need it, you're so cringy!
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>>36257218
heha this is like so funny bro
wish I could upvote ur pertinent and hiilarious commant lmao
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r9k, how do I find motivation to do anything? I'm goddamn nineteen and still dont know what I want to be what I grow up and have only vague aspirations. Do any of you have goals/dreams you chase day to day? How do bring yourself to do something like that?
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hey im almost 22 and youre going to feel exactly that same way for a long time. sucks huh
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>>36256387
motivation isn't something that randomly happens
it's realizing life sucks fucking shit dicks and still doing stuff anyway
if you can't handle that then life is too much for you
either have rich parents that will support you until you die or get on NEETbux quick
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Same boat as you only 10 years older. Applying retail and food service wagecuck jobs while trying to win the lottery.
I really don't think everyone has the ability to just be passionate about things, I sure as hell don't. The most interested I can be in things is to the point I watch a documentary about them
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Made a new video about my failures with women
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Hopefully one of anons browsing can learn something from me. High school is the best opportunity to get a gf, and I fucked all my chances up. My advice to HS anons is: Just do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot162tYkU2k
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>don't even record yourself speaking just playing some retardo game
stupid faggot I genuinely hope you have a heart attack for wasting my time
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>>36256347
You don't need to see someones face to hear their advice, maybe you should listen to OP and you might learn something faggot.
>>36256323
Thanks for the vid OP, watching now
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You 'strayan mate?
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Asuka or Rei
Tea or Coffee
Donald or Hillary
Salty or Sweet
Betty or Veronica
Pepsi or Coke
Buffy or Blade
Vanilla or Chocolate
Batman or Superman
If you have more dualistic choices please add them. I am a complete leftsider.
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>anime is garbage
>coffee
>the don but he needs to get his shit together rn
>sweet
>Betty? Just going by looks
>vanilla
>batman
Apu or Pepe?
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All left except Buffy or Blade (I don't know them)
Also Apu, not Pepe.
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>>36256321
>do I look like some fag that watches anime
>coffee when I barely know what's going on in the morning or if I just want it, otherwise tea
>the don
>bitter
>what the fuck is this supposed to mean
>neither that shit is nasty, if I had to though I guess coke
>I'm assuming vampire slayers, in which case blade any day
>whynotboth.jpg
>not this shit again
Oranges or apples
Cantaloupe or honeydew
Black ops 2 or any CoD from 2014 up
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>Normies at work start talking about relationships
Should I pretend to date someone so I fit in? What should my girlfriend's name be? Ethnicity?
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>>36256283
mary palmer
whatever color you are nigger
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>>36256283
Christina Poole
White
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Nicki
White master race
Brunette
5'7
Perky tits
You like how she jumps on her feet.
She is little energetic which makes you move.
She sometimes drinks to much.