Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6751. page

>>36262800
i'm mentally ill and poor, but not slutty enough to want a family. sorry. my vagina is not an entrance.

>>36262827
Why even bother posting?

>>36262800
How do we contact you OP?

Look at them and smile and continue on with my day.

Get my crochet kit out of my back pocket, and concentrate on my needle work while walking.

>>36262668
They're ugly as fuck, damn

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>>36262657
Probably a combination of porn, shyness, elitism, perfectionism and a somewhat harsh upbringing.

>>36263138
>harsh upbringing
what's that?

I remember, at the age of 15, it was already 11 years without a father.
Thank fucking god I didn't let my mother teach me anything, I got into sports, work, school, everything by myself. If I didn't, my mother probably would've made me into a faggot or a criminal.

Still though, it didn't work the same way it was supposed to. I'm not a real man. I still can't even imagine having sex.

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>He thinks I will share my frogs

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nazi frogs

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Men can be noble to each other because women cannot.

Why do people tend to become racist from merely coexisting with that race? Shouldn't the diversity show them that we're all the same and that stereotypes are all false?

>>36262658
I live in the southern US, and if anything it's made me more racist since you witness the degeneracy first hand.

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this site made me realize whites are all sociopathic hateful hypocritical lying snakes that deserve extinction

>>36262491
>99.9% chance it won't happen
>about 20 threads about it on /r9k/ today

Any nuke launched at north America would be intercepted

>>36262566
intercepted by what? lasers?

>>36262444
>I live in the UK btw
Just post a picture of a butter knife or something?

if you have any reason to not go to prison you don't belong here

>>36262563
I don't want to be without my computer and forced to share a cell with Jamal

>>36262443
I wonder who's the equivalent of 4chan then.

>>36262514
90s Tom Green

>>36262514
It's obviously Alex Jones, duh.

>>36262363
The government psyop worked and has turned most of the angry bitter virgins who were potential threats to society into submissive gay boys who pose no threat.

I blame the trannies and cuckposters

>>36262395
>>36262398
Honestly, apart from the robot thing I can't see a difference between /r9k/ and /b/.

>>36262355
i dunno anon my mum said heat is bad for my balls though,,,

>>36262830
If you want to enter nut euphoria then give up today's GBP and disobey mummy

>>36262355
why so many anons trying to make eachother infertile today

I'm reading a book called written in the blood. It's gritty but i like gritty

>>36262298
30, i love to read, I haven't had time to do so in a while, last book I was reading was From the terrace

>>36262298
25

I'm reading an intro to Hegel while procrastinating my thesis on kant's philosophy of nature.
In my (early) undergrad years I used to have a bad opinion of Hegel, but I can sort of see from where he is coming from.

>>36262259
I think it's pretty funny, the puma joke always stuck with me

>>36262259
Totally agree. People always say "the first seasons were good"

None of it was ever good.

>>36262259
That's because it was you dope.

Bitch I play DDR steps are nothing to me

>crawls up them on all fours

>>36262225
>>crawls up them on all fours

oh christ, this used to be me

>>36262179
Wtf is 8 flights? Use real terms yellow whore, don't talk in riddles!

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Male virginity is a bad meme.

>>36262183
Are u watching me anon?
I just got done playing angry birds on my phone b4 posting this

Cool pic maybe ur watching me

Yes
Triggering my paranoia

You just have to live with yourself. A girl coworker found out I was a virgin and I told her straight up I wasn't losing it to girl I didn't find attractive because I didn't want to end up in a relationship or have a kid with a girl I couldn't completely fall in love with. A ugly girlfriend means you are always looking to cheat. I know plenty of guys who do.

And weirdly enough the girls seem to agree with this. That it's better to hold out for a girl you're really into.

Friendly bump. What should I do while surrounded by so many people? The orthodox churches get filled and crowded with elders and normals usually

>>36262102
God I wish that were or1g1nally me

Id kill to sleep on a girl's lap while she strokes my head

>>36262265
Unfortunately we are not 2d.

I even thought that cars would drive on the right when I went last evening at the sermon with mommy