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Get really angry so it blocks out all feelings of love and live in that state forever :)

>>36265465
Look at your bank account.

If you had a gf, it'd be $0 or overdrawn.

Take huge sigh of relief.

You're where you're supposed to be: Safe, content, and resourceful for yourself.

>>36265465
get emotionally invested in a visual novel and realize that nothing in real life will ever offer that

>>36265422
You..
What color are you?

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>>36265885
Um
I'm white

>>36265943
do you have dependents (kids)? are you able-bodied?

to be honest white males are pretty much last in line for government bucks. Unless you're actually fucked, but then you're likely to be interned in an asylum or something. If you're an obese diabetic black female with three keedz, you'll definitely get housing and food stamps, they don't want you out on the streets with your pham. But white males are where NEETbux originate to pay for that desu.

>Jewish contact lenses trick
Lmao what

Don't fucking scratch your eyes. My mother has been using contacts since the 80s with no problems.

>>36265492
Newfag

Organito

>>36265345
I enjoy white girls kicking black males in the balls, I self insert as the nigger even though I'm not black. Its hard to find decent clips of this because usually it isn't racially orientated, the sub is just someone who happens to be black the dom never actually tells him he is a worthless subhuman etc

There is no market for it but I still find some clips here and there, the girl usually holds back though

>>36265345

It's quite a risky thing, since it can cause many negative mental health effects.
I would say use it in moderation.

I like to watch the super passionate intimate stuff, where people who are in a relationship together do crazy shit.
Like the other day i saw some dude pissing with his boner (which is impressive enough in and of itself) while he was inside his GF and they both loved it lol. Pretty hot.

>>36265526
>It's quite a risky thing, since it can cause many negative mental health effects.
Stopped reaiding. MODS!

>tfw your HRT breasts are so sensitive that you can constantly feel your nipples on your shirt and they're painful to the touch
>tfw turned on by pain so it's even better
>tfw no one will ever suck on them because I'm a tranny that likes girls so I'm guaranteed to be alone forever

>>36265363
Give contact info please

>>36265363
>tranny that likes girls
Why didn't you just stay a man

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fine

desu desu

>>36265322
How does one duck a bitch?

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>>36265322
how am i supposed to feel about that?
i don't care about women

>>36265224
To a degree, however it is mostly subjective.

>that ugly cocoa puff nipple

Yes it is.

>>36265244
>doesn't like puffy nips
Looks like you're objectively retarded phamily

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I don't think I need to further explain the situation, just proceed according to the protocol

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>>36265206
ok, but why are you posting here?
i think sites like tumblr or reddit would be more fitting for this type of subject desu

>>36265206
Either bait or a really stupid kid.
Tell him about your fantasies, thats how relationships work.

time to disown him.

>>36265214
To merciful

Kill him op

Im 19 btw

>on discord
>here the door from other room open
> mom says "I'm gonna- haha your a bronie"
>ineligable screaming
>door slam
>crying

>>36265185
He's talented.

>>36265185
He took all the diamonds

Be in a popular Quentin Tarantino film.

Is the pic part of a series?
If so I want to see it.

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eh, it's breddy gud but not so amazing that it justifies all the effort some people put into getting it

>>36265134
memes aside not even as good as fapping

filling a rubber glove with olive oil sticking between pillows and humping away feels 10x better

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Yeah but I'm a card carrying Libertarian, I don't support Drumpft.

>>36265116
Probably the majority of the site.

>>36265116
ayy lmao what does right wing mean?
t. future POTAS

>>36265109
I like misaki.

>>36265109
what do you mean she's "almost here"

WHY CANT TRIPFAGS JUST FUCKOFF TO NORMIEBOOK

>>36265144
Don't filter me I love you bby

I'm probably around 40% white but I classify as black.

I have possibly some gypsy in me

>>36265026
north-africans mostly belong to the caucasus sub-species, because romans were race-mixing degenerates.

So you're 15% watered-down dindu. Congrats

>>36265011
>Then comes the day
>she tells me she is not over her ex
>so began the spiral
>we break it off for a week
>misery ensues
>crushing loneliness returns
>i am lost again
>so lost that when she came back I welcomed her with open arms.
>forgave her
>tried to move on
>after a month or so it happens again
>loneliness returns
>she tries to come back again
>i am unforgiving this time
>she moves a while later and i am miserably alone but at least I don't see her out my window anymore
>begin developing a crush on a girl who transfered to my school about midway in that relationshit.
>people always comment on how we seem like a couple
>stupid young brain tells me she and i should be together
>my sick infatuation shifts to her.

>>36265050
>Summer break comes and goes without talking to this girl
>back in school again and she ignores me
>whats more blatantly avoids me
>strange, considering we were such good friends
>one day i just stop her to ask why
>"i don't want to talk to you. You depress me"
>the words pierced my ears like a gunshot. Lanced me to my core
>i have endured a lot in my life
>felt like the nail in the coffin

>felt like some unlovable abomination
>felt alien and reviled
>decided i was done
>decide to an hero
>pick a tree on a road that is usually quiet at night
>halloween
>imagine my corpse dangling for weeks until someone realized i was not a decoration left out
>imagine the headlines
>tie off

>>36265077
>jump
>realize my mistake immediately
>rope too short
>knot not placed right
>the branch has bounce

>feel the intense pressure and agony on my neck
>eyes are on fire
>claw and reach between ragged breaths
>everything fades out

Next bit is difficult to explain
>sensation that is not pain, kind of indescribable
>feels like i am being pulled in every direction like warm taffy, spreading ever thinner

>then feel the pain in my chest
>ribs ache.
>head pounds
>eyes feel like they have hot needles in them
>fat black nurse talking to me
>trying to sit up
>after the initial confusion realize I am in the ER.
>nurse says i was dead when we arrived
>ask for water and while she leaves collect my clothing and walk out

>hitchhike home
>wear turtlenecks to hide the bruising
>sunglasses to hide the ruptured vessels in my left eye
>could not talk proper for over a week
>nobody noticed.
>nobody noticed.