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How to stave myself to loose weight 2017-08-24 09:28:20 Post No.39284779
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How to stave myself to loose weight
Anonymous
2017-08-24 09:28:20
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Any anon have experience with this?
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>>39284779
>loose weight
yeah, if you lose some loose weight you'll be fine
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>>39284895
>loose weight
Fuck sake I hate being a phone fag
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>>39284779
>Autism focus on a hobby
I lose weight when I raid
>Be poor or on a tight budget
Made me ration my food
>Depression
If you make yourself suffer by starving until it hurts you'll get somewhere
>isolated from food locations
More often then not if you have to walk 5 mikes to get chick fil a you won't do it
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How do I get a girlfriend like this?
https://youtu.be/mngtcfcaVrI
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>over half a million views
She makes like 10 grand a month
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>>39284758
You don't
she is what we call an "Actress"
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>>39284758
I hate this girl. Why does her video have some many fews, its such shit tier music.
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>taking a shit then sticking your head in the toilet bowl and sniffing violently
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>fingering your manhole after a clean dump
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You're gay anon poop sniffing is something fags do
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>>39284687
>get a hardon from it
>eventually wind up cumming all over the huge logs
>Turn down guy because of issues I had with trust.
>He ends up getting a girlfriend and I don't think he's interested in me anymore.
>I feel like shit and realize I made a mistake.
What do i do? It'd be rude to even want to date him since he has a girlfriend, right?
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sounds like your roast got toast
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>>39284680
Looks like you have to wait until tomorrow when you find a new guy you want while forgetting the other guy even existed. That's so foreverrrrr away
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>>39284680
let's pretend he breaks up with this new gf and a month later he asks if you're interested
i bet you'd decline again at that point
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>tfw not myself when not high on weed
Stupid meme drug. I just want you out of my life.
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Weed is a gift from the gods, why would you not want it
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How does it feel, to feel like a little bitch?
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>decide to stop smoking weed
>buy more weed anyway
I can q-quit anytime I want!
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"Hey everybody, Anon's here! What did you bring to the BBQ, Anon?"
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>>39284651
absolute fucking nothing
Sarah, I fucking asked you what I should bring and you said everything was taken care of
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>>39284651
people that give the finger for pictures are such douchebags
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>>39284651
what did i bring? what did you bring? I'm the pit master! hope you brought food or money because I don't run on good karma and thankyous
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>Anon let's play willy wars!
>Whoever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>I beat chinese keith at willy wars yesterday and when I used his tight bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his smooth leg and he wasn't even touching it!
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>>39284604
''I better go tell the internet about this''
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>ugly chink posting this thread again
lmao fuck off fish face
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>>ugly chink posting this thread again
>lmao fuck off fish face
I'm not keith.
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why am I having sex with so many people and how the fuck do I STOP?
at this point, I'm fucking people I don't even find the least bit attractive. it's like if I don't have sex every 10 hours max, I'm going to die.
I'm not bragging, it's legit disgusting at times.
somebody please help, what do I do?
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>>39284590
>Heya perma-virgins, how do I stop having SO MUCH SEX. Because you guys have had so much experience right? Haha.
Neck yourself normalfag
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>>39284630
I blew a 75 year old man I met off Craigslist yesterday. I'm not even attracted to men. I just wanted the attention.
If you think that's better than being a virgin, you're very wrong.
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>used to jerk off to traps
>then met a real one
well that ended pretty quickly
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>>39284579
Will meeting a trap irl cure me of the prison gay? I always get very firm erections from traps and shemales and I want it to end. Could OP have found the cure?
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I know that feeling. They look so disgusting and masculine in real life.
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>>39284814
no it will still carry on, OP is just making it up to try to shill anti-trap BS
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walked 21 miles today ama
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Why'd you do it are you dead what's wrong with you
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>walked
why didn't you run it you faggot
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>>39284602
im not fit enough. I'm a robot ffs
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Would it be possible to run away from home and become a street criminal and be a rapper if I go to NYC?
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I hope the NYPD shoots you in the face.
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>>39284466
I hope it doesn't kill him, only makes him retarded.
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>>39284432
It's possible, but extremely unlikely.
You're more likely to end up having your organs harvested, and your body dumped in a landfill.
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>tfw schizoid personality disorder
who else here knows that feel
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>>39284378
>schizoid personality disorder
>goes online to seek human contact and validation
off to tumblr with you
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>>39284378
i pretended to be schizoid before i pretended to be schizophrenic
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>>39284378
I wish I would be. I'm just an Avoidant eternal failed normie.
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>be me
>lesbian
>go to gay bar
>spot 8/10 qt3.14, i approach
>we hit it off great, shes super cute and hot as hell
>we start drinking more, i get pretty drunk
>we go back to her place
>she brings me upstairs
>get to bedroom, we start taking clothes off
>she stops
>umm...anon...i have something to tell you
>she takes off her jeans
>fucking dick
>like mega feminine body, even has small perky bewbs
>just that theres a dick attached to it
>im too drunk to care
>fuckit.jpg
>sex was amazing
>woke up next day
>jizz stains all over my stomach
>pussy sore as hell
>cute trap beside me
> i do not regret this night
guys......i think a trap turned me straight, what do?
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Did u save her(male) number?
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>>39284328
I'm pretty sure you're not straight, and you're no longer a lesbian either. You are now gay.
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>>39284328
Fuck off roastie. Just fuck off and die.
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>he tries to "help" people on /r9k/
>is really just him insulting people with a shit hand
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I like it when people say they're gonna kill themselves
I write half baked shitty plees to not do it or to spare people
It makes me laugh cause I don't really care about any of you guys that much hahaha
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>>39284265
i dont insult them i try to be nice when i try to help people on r9k
but the usual conversation is
how do i get a gf
tell them how to get a gf
I DONT WANT THAT TYPE OF GIRL FUCKING ROASTIE YOU A JEW I WANT A PURE VIRGIN GF I DESERVE A PURE VIRGIN GF YOU FUCKING NORMIE CHAD KYS
how would you respond to that?
i just say ok than be a bitter virgin to the rest of your miserable life its not an insult its the truth
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>>39284361
and also when they say its somebody else fault they have fucked up lifes and i say no and they get angry
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>he uses discord
Why havent you took the red pill yet?
You know all these faggy discords you faggots shill would be 1000x better if you just stayed in one discord instead of being a filthy international discord-jumping unloyal slut
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I just use it to talk one on one
Fuck joining a server
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>joining a discord that has people you don't know in it
why?
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>>39284164
Basically this.
Servers are just small communities, and when the community is filled with shitty people, there's even more of a chance that it'll be corrupted than a "normie" community. Doesn't help that a lot of robots on Discord make /r9k/ and /r9k/-related Discords their entire lives, so to speak.