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This is my yard now

>>36271085
i dont have a 70 something old fart sucking my dick and giving me shit i dont deserve 24/7

I'm not samoan, and therefore not related to everyone else of the same nationality, and therefore not related to a whole bunch of famous wrestlers, and therefore I can't have nepotism work in my favor.

>>36271069
Do you want to fuck cows?

>you can "eat" a vagina
>you can't eat a vagina
this is possibly the biggest problem on earth

>tfw cannibalism fetish
Truly the most degenerate fetish to have. I deserve death.

post hair OP

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>>36271059
I really don't think it's that great, but I guess since stylists see hair everyday, I'll have to take their word for it

>>36271158
My hair texture is really similar, I think people enjoy cutting the thick, dirty blonde hair type. It's very workable but fresh and flowing at the same time.

>that milf professor that put lolcats in her presentations

>>36271064
For me that was my Latin teacher

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when i took my public speaking class i tried to do normal fag talks about chess and some tumbler girls did stuff about rape

>>36271017
>oneitis
>didn't realize she was a lesbian

how?

>>36271063
Op Doesn't know what oneitis means.

Op, she's a white buffalo at this point, meaning she's the one that got away. You aren't salvaging shit. But having her as a friend will build up a good basis on how to talk to talk to girls. When you stop putting the pussy on a pedestal you'll be all the better for it.

My oneitis is a lesbian too, but I've always known it. I'm hoping that if she doesn't find a wife by her early 30s she'll eventually give up and settle down with me. She has a serious gf though, and could probably have any dyke she wanted so it isn't looking good.

>>36271012
18 weeks? What's the occasion?

That picture is reddit delusion. I'm slowly getting my shit together and a pic like that makes me wanna stop.

>>36271331
I'm getting kicked out of my house and a girl I met online planned to meet around that time

>>36270969
i want to save elliott :(

Yeah, that's a reasonable position. All other shit like books, movies, music, sports, hobbies and stuff are just distractions obfuscating the REAL dichotomy that underlines existence - life (having sex) and death (not having sex).

Well said, anon.

>>36270969
Heh, sounds good to me. Anyone who gives up on life doesn't deserve to live it anyway.

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>thinking art requires talent
Literally no different than thinking fat people are fat from poor genetics.

Kill yourself.op. even curt Cobain said you need to suck ass and that there is no such thing as someone getting a big break.

>>36271066
You have to be in pure denial to see that cognitive ability has a hand in the arts, show me the down syndrome demon spawn playing Beethoven

>>36271226
It's not some ethereal shit like "talent", it's just interest and dedication. If someone fucking loves music and dedicated themselves early on to understanding how good music sounds, then that's how they figure it out.

Keep blaming god or whatever gay shit you want. It's idiots like you that never even bothered to pick up an instrument because you've made up your mind to never be good.

>>36270964
>an app named CP Pro

>>36271178
one hell of a commitment

>>36270964
>having your gf fight with you every time a female friend messages you
>thinking that that's acceptable and reasonable
Perhaps consider both sides of the argument before posting something.

>>36270957
karablazer
shes 24
ask for he age sex location and send her a good pic of u. dont fuck up bro its pretty easy :)

>>36271022
kk thanks orginuno

>>36271240
post results pl0x
want to know if this neochad is trustworthy

So
what's your most embarrassing moment?

>>36270956
I don't want to turn this thread into a typical cringe/autism thread, we have plenty of those already.

>>36271023
Fuck you, man. You can't just tantalize us like that.

>>36270863
Jokes on you I stealth wrapped up

>"Implying I'm cumming"
>"Implying unsafe sex can't still result in insemination"
>"Implying you're ovulating"
>"Implying you'll get pregnant on the first try"
"why do you keep saying that word anon?"

>>36270894
>stealth wrapped up
lmao fuck

>>36270818
Hope springs eternal, I suppose?

there is none thats why youre a fucking orbiter

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>>36270848
Not an orbiter, if I was I think i would have a better idea of why so many people here do it.

Karenpost

>>36270690
originally oregano no

Throw away your plastic bottles right now.

if she is into you yes

i never realize that guy was black.

do you think she's gonna press charges?

He can't change his race or choose so stop being fucking faggots.