Does r9k know how to date a woman?
https://www.datingariane.com/default.htm
>>36272170
Fucking retarded game
She flashed her boobs earlier, if that's not a sign I wonder what is bitch
>>36272246
i cant even get past dinner wtf
Nope. I really don't.
nobully please
fembot here
>used to be an awkward kid, i ate dirt, and my toenails
>got sick a lot so i missed school
>had no friends
>started using the internet too much
>had an online bf i met on maplestory
>told him i was 18
>met him IRL when i was 12
>"how old are you really anonette?"
>"16."
>i told him he had to get a hotel cuz my parents dont let me date
>i show him a hotel near my house, we go in and he chokes me to unconsciousness then performs oral sex on me
>????
>just go home and shower
>things get worse
>turn agoraphobic and never go out anymore
>scared of men
>start going on weirder parts of the internet
>want to get better and start dating and be normal
>why dont i masturbate to the memory to get over it?
>can only masturbate to degrading, hardcore rape porn now
>can never marry a nice man
>justkillme
>>36272157
imagine the rush he got from that
>fembot here
When will you braindead roastie whores learn that you can NEVER be robots?
fuck off and get cunt cancer
Be my friend. I like anime and videogames and I'm nice.
Post comfy shit. Enjoying a coffee and listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPwXHSqFl9Q
What are you doing?
dumpin
oregano weed
dumpin 2
oregano weed
dumpin 3
oregano weed
>run into an old enemy
>both of us obviously want to fight but it's been 5 years so we act civil
>tells me "I wish you the best of luck man"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO RUN INTO THAT MOTHER FUCKER.
it was a chance encounter in a gas station in a different state. Why the fuck do these things happen?
>>36272062
It was your chance to set things straight.
>>36272062
shoulda shoved a turd up his car's tailpipe witha broom handle man
>>36272118
>>36272290
I know, I should have just attacked. I pretty sure he was thinking the same thing. Fuck
What are you robots doing for good Friday?
Personally, I'm watching pic related on repeat.
>>36272059
Trying to force myself to work on my chat app
Drinking beer while browsing /pol/ and /r9k/, mildly interested in the possibility of an happening actually eventuating but otherwise more concentrated on the music I'm listening to and the book I'm reading.
Also had a quarrel with the girlfriend, which is never a good thing since we live together, but it looks like it went away. Only thing shitting up the evening is the lack of weed.
>>36272059
Booze and pic related
There's a semi cute girl that would like to get together with me. I have a downward sloping dick and a mole near the base. I'm so afraid of being naked.
Any robots relate?
Maybe I'm just retarded.
>>36272029
Dont worry about it m8. As long as it's not crazy small, you're FINE.
Read this:
YOU'RE FINE. Dicks/bodies/vaginas/sex is WEIRD. It's a state of VULNERABILITY for BOTH OF YOU.
NOW!!!!
Go show that cute girl your weird naked body and touch it to her weird naked body and have some fun doin it.
>>36272029
I've been hanging out with this girl recently because she asked me to fucking PROM
and I'm so awkward and shitty around her
she's fucking gorgeous and so bubbly and interesting and I've said maybe 3 words to her
I went to her place today and she was there ALONE in nothing but a fucking TOWEL and I didn't do shit
why am I so beta?
>>36272204
There's always next time buddy, I beeleeve in you
>unbearable SJW sister living with me for the last 6 months because she works some retarded charity volunteer job that houses her but it only runs for half the year
>cooks disgusting vegan shit and never cleans up her messes, blasts buzzfeed SJW propaganda videos from here phone all day, never does fucking anything productive and just lives off me
>despite living exclusively in my home and off my income she has the nerve to shit on me for "problematic" behavior
>screams and hits me when i say nigger or faggot, rants at me about the environment when i take a long shower or let the water run, freaks out on me when i eat meat
>cant have any of my robot friends come over and play video games with me because shes a constant cancer lurking in the background to ruin any and all fun
>tried kicking her out multiple times but she called and told my dad that im abusing her and my family took her side and said i have to let her stay with me EVEN THOUGH THEY ARENT WILLING TO TAKE HER IN
>threatened to get the cops involved and claim more abuse if i tried kicking her out again
>she was supposed to finally fuck off and go back to her job housing tomorrow
>happiest moments of my life leading up to it, never more excited in my entire life, finally get to be rid of her
>learn today that her job start date has been delayed for another 3 weeks
>i had gotten myself into the mindset of freedom and now i have to dwell in hell for almost another month
I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANY LONGER IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF I AM MISERABLE 24/7 AROUND THIS BITCH GTFO YOU STUPID SJW ROASTIE CUNT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU IM GONNA FUCKIGN KILL YOU
>>36271999
>>threatened to get the cops involved and claim more abuse if i tried kicking her out again
Hidden camera you stupid cunt. Get her on video saying that and she'll have no ground to stand on.
>your parents still control you
You have never grown up. It is your house, and she will do as you ask. She leaves, or the police come and remove her.
Grow up, OP. Mummy and daddy can't do a fucking thing to you
>>36272043
Do it op, give this cunt what she deserves
THANKS FOR BRINGING ME TO SUBWAY UNCLE! That 6 inch sub was still too big for me to finish!
You are my favorite uncle! I love my uncle!
Are we gonna go back to mom and daddys place now?!
>>36271976
Please neck yourself. Blatantly feeding into pedophile's fantasies is disgusting
Come sit on uncles lap while he uses the toilet
>>36272010
What if you know that you won't reproduce and you just have a fantasy ofprotecting and takeing care of your niece
>>36272079
Noone's gonna be in a room that smells like shit anon
Hello wagecucks, it's your friendly neighborhood NEET reporting in to to see how life as a slave is going.
Why have you fallen for the capitalism meme? I get two thousand NEETbux a month for doing nothing, just because I was diagnosed with some fake mental illnesses. My life consists of vidya, eating, sleeping, jerking off, and shitposting.
Time for you go to sleep, wagecuck. Wouldn't want to be late for that 3 am shift at Denny's.
>>36271918
>I was diagnosed with some fake mental illnesses.
>yfw your social isolation leads you to develop mental and emotional problems over the years and decades of mental atrophy, and you're left only with regrets and daydreaming fantasies.
>>36271918
Sounds comfy. Teach me your ways sempai
>>36271993
>implying I'm not happy with my life
I get paid to shitpost and jerk off.
>anon has his wisdom teeth removed
>so gross I only date guys that have all their teeth
>tfw they took my foreskin
No, they sure as fuck aren't getting my wisdom teeth too.
In case you're autistic, real people don't actually care if you have your wisdom teeth or not. OP is just trolling
>tfw wisdom teeth never came through.
Feels pretty good being evolved.
What do you think of women's porn searches?
>>36271916
Women fetishize rape and actively seek it. Men fall for this meme and rape them, not realizing that women will just exploit the situation for attention and sympathy.
females do not watch porn
these statistics were compiled based on who selected "female" as gender when they registered an account on pornhub,
and who the fuck registers accounts anyways (fucked up white dudes in their 40s and 50s prolly).
>women only want to look at other women and niggers
Why do I even bother?
its gonna fix most of your problems and improve your life in general.
>confidence boost
>will automatically look better than 80% of guys
>not having to worry about people judging you for being too skinny or too fat
>look more intimidating
>adds 3 points to your looks
>being better looking you can get away with autistic shit and its gonna come off "dorky"
>other guys will be jealous of your body and women will crave it
just start going to the gym you idiots. Half of you dont even do anything the entire day, take 2 hours of your time you would spend jerking off to anime and spend it working out.
And dont give me your "m-muh social anxiety" and "i cant go to the gym people will look at me" bullshit. After a while you'll be a regular there and no one will look at you anymore. No one starts out buffed. Everyone sizes everyone up its no big deal, but after a few months and after you start getting buffed, you'll be feeling good about yourself and its gonna feel so nice knowing that you have one thing less to worry about.
>>36271884
Ive been trying to. I started of as skelly at 6'3. OP pic is pretty much my goal body.
>>36271884
I lifted for years and I still looked like shit. I even gained 35 lbs during the whole process but little else happened. Still weak as a jellyfish
i fell for the "just lift brah" meme. confidence is still at absolute zero. still ugly as sin. intimidating? perhaps but that hasn't done me any favors. Still zero attention from women. Nobody is jealous of me, as far as I know. Overall I'd say it's been a massive waste of time.
who else here is a member of the highest and most heterosexual taste
being an ass man is one step from being gay
>>36271871
It depends. If it's puffy then yes. If it's meaty then no.
honestly it's hard to even imagine girls really have pussies
>>36271941
are you really high right now??
Be honest, am I ugly /r9k/?
Pic is me
>>36271827
Time stamp hoe
>>36271827
That woman is about a 5.5/10, just slightly above average.
yes you look like a retard
I FUCKING HATE BEING SKINNY FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS IS THE WORST FEEL EVER
>>36271811
well, at least you're not a fatty anon, so things could be worse
>>36271811
how skinny?
It's way better than being fat, I mean, eating more is easier than eating less
t. 6'1 200lbs anon