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>tfw I have cuddled with a member of the opposite sex but know it'll never happen again
feels bad

>>39285793
>don't even care about sex or my virginity
>crave the emotional intimacy that comes with a relationship instead

>>39285843
Then fuck off.

I am sick of feeling like I am the only one who has never had anything whatsoever.

I have never met anyone like me.

Everyone has always had something, done something.

>>39285751
Go outside you pasty faggot, smell something other than your sweaty boxers.

By leaving reality and immersing yourself in fantasy. Now you can separate fantasy (important) and reality (not important).

Only one of those realms houses your suffering.

>>39285677
ahh the classic "it'll get better if i move, i'll start making friends" fell for that a few times

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Why would you move to another city for school if you were going to take remote classes anyway?

>>39285677
>>39285713
guys seriously find a club and act as a normie as possible there is way more social rejects then you think in higher education

It's a mixed bag sort of thing. Robots and normies of all walks of life smoke

>>39285638
Modern normies absolutely despise smoking. Cultural image of cigarettes came full circle and now it returned to dregs and other retards who didn't get the memo about how unhealthy and unpopular it is. Underage normalfags are especially keen to point it out.

>>39285657

this.

I smoke cigarettes but on such an inconsistent basis that I feel I'm going to probably not get the cancers.

smoke about a pack every other week, sometimes every two weeks. then takes a month or two break in between.

makes me almost suicidal thinking about this. will never get the chance for this again

>implying I don't have a wallet with ~79 bitcoins on a USB drive secured inside my rectum

I try not to think about it desu

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oh you're one of those people

>>39285564
>and also adhd, have some amphetamine

>25
>been dependent on amphetamines since I was 8
>pretty sure it's ruined my physical and mental health

Life is horrible.

>>39285564
that's exactly it. psych majors aren;t taught to look for ways to help they're taught to diagnose medications to refered patients. they believe that if you were referred to them then there MUST be some problem

>be me 7
>develope tic disorder after being hospitalized with infection
>fuck me the disorder is called PANDAS
>get made fun of for audible and physical tics
>parents are already strict as fuck and scream/hit me over everything
>outcasted at school
>develop anger issues
>become very antisocial
>just sit there and don;t talk to anyone
>can;t make jokes or relate to anyone
>parents start taking me to psych doctors
>see 5 of them

here is a list of what i was diagnosed with between 5 doctors who all disagreed with each other on what was wrong with me

>ADHD
>Autism
>Bipolar disorder
>A different kind of bipolar disorder
>Depression
>Generalized anxiety
>OCD


the whole fucking ordeal made me depressed and made me feel like a defective human being. i had friends still but only friends that were as awkward as me. we opened up to each other. i lost my virginity still but to a hamplanet who was even more awkward and sex starved than i was.

i was definitely always different than other kids but more in that i was self aware from a young age. i never wanted to read story books i wanted to learn about history. they tested my IQ in high school and told me i was off the charts. if everything went right i could be in college right now doing something great. but now i'm on R9K with the rest of you fucks.

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>>39285379
First of all, you don't under stand what a femboy is.
We're really cute and lovable.
We can relate to girls issues.
We like cuddles.
I've had more girlfriends after becoming femme than before.
Why are you against femboys? lol

girls are faggots in general that's why

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Plenty of girls like cute things. we're cute.

>>39285228
Cuz' in 1,682 hours I get to TP the houses of people I hate.

Because there's tons of sluttily dressed women out drinking looking for cock you fucking virgin

>>39285228
Cheap candy at stores the next day. Same reason to carw about any other holiday.

An ugly fat chich over 72 virgins? wtf you playin boi?

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>hehe the bible verse is talking about how I'm the main character and not one of the endless hordes of dead nobodies that lived throughout history

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>surrendering like a little cuck because you don't want to put in any effort into life
if you actually tried in life, you could be somebody, but because you'd rather wallow in your mediocrity, you'll be worthless

>>39285120
To have my cancer cured.

With a side of oregano.

to have a cute girlfirend and also to have sex with her

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Lose my virginity to a virgin girl.
Can't be too hard to hook me up with, right?
Right guys?

I've been having lots of school dreams recently, what does it mean, I'm neet

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>that feel when finally managed to escape my cycles of guilt

>tfw my legs are OK

>>39285091
My legs, or ankles specifically, are hairy as fuck. I got know why, but it's extremely annoying especially because I have black hair so for my foot to about five inches to my knee is just a solid shade of black against my super pale legs.

>>39285091
dude you should be grateful, I've got hair over my entire body except my palms and the bottoms of my feet. I've even got weird little hairs on my dick. As a bonus my hair on my head is starting to thin and I still can't grow a decent beard. I wish I just had hairy ankles like that other anon

>>39285426

Exact same senpai, i feel your pain.

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>>39284880

Only during missionary

>>39284896
Why only during missionary. Also if anyone has any cuddling gifs feel free to post them.

>>39284880
Depends on the position, both your body types, your tolerance to hot or cold, ect

Tfw 2 gay to not respond to this thread

i always wonder what i'm doing wrong, and why i can't get a girlfriend, then i see a picture like that and i think 'oh yeah because the girls i want go for guys like that instead'

>hair is on point
>body is on point
>girls love gym shorts
>kind, caring eyes

i've got the last part, but i need to get the rest of the shit worked out

>>39284899
call me, anon
I bet you I'd be 100% content and satisfied with how you are now. Ready to love and take care of u

>>39284811
the lottery is a stupidity tax. congratulations?

>roubles
How to get Russian fembot gf, OP?

>>39284811
I would literally kill myself minutes after i get the news, that if i dont die directly of a hearth attack-