I just watchd a 55 min braap video.
Ama
Don'r just tease us, anon.
Give your friends a link
>>36275275
I finally know what pornstensioncord was talking about...
I cannt keep my dicc in my pants
Im literally laying like yamcha rn
Dont have th energy to stuff the thing away
You can't watch.
Its a private video.
I wonder what one would have to eat to fart for 55 minutes
>that feel when have a flash back to 6 years ago when i remember waking up early on saturdays to watch the new episodes of MLP:FIM
Stopped me dead in my tracks. Im glad theres only a handful of people that know. Thank god those days are gone.
I never got the draw to that show from robots. Is it just because everything is happy and good in the show? I'm not happy watching anything that isn't completely depressing..
>>36275260
the first 2 seasons were actually really well put together, and charmingly devoted to consistency. But just knowing the whole fandom, and the show itself being about colorful ponys, just makes me cringe.
>>36275294
Like they were technically put together well, or you actually engaged in the story? I mean I'll sometimes watch the latest Disney movie just because the special effects and CG is engrossing, even if maybe the story is too young for me.
The latinos have tacos, burritos and quesadillas.
Asians have pad thai, sasashimi, sushi etc
Blacks have chitlins, soul food, etc.
Indians have curry and tea.
White people however have nothing. Maybe salted fish or a toast sandwich? I don't know. White people have no food to identify with.
>inb4 muh american barbeque
Wrong. BBQ was invented by the natives of the americas long before the white man settled here.
Let's face it. You guys have no food culture at all. Defend this.
hammmmmmmmburgerrrr diabets
Hamburgers and hotdogs ya dingus
As long they got noodles, king of all food
If you are Ugly you have ZERO reasons not to have a gf rite now!
Wonder why you didn't post the full article...
i will not date an ugly or even average man if my life depends on it.
>>36275169
Then everyone will just have to admit it's their shitty personality. Not happening here.
>tfw no supererogation bf
Hi bfposter. I hope you are having a great day :o)
>>36275331
It was okay, I'm reading a new book.
How was your day?
>tfw no irrigation supper gf
How can I get revenge on a female robot who wronged me? Please give me ideas.
>>36275124
what kind of revenge?
you could ruin her life if you want but how far do you want to take it?
>>36275124
post story fagget
>>36275124
Be successful in life and she'll kill herself
>tfw you're ahead of your time philosophically, intellectually, spiritually and metaphysically
Enlighten me fag
>>36275111
And yet, here you are anyways!
>>36275111
post ONE (1) original thought you've had
Girl at work is practically throwing herself at me. She's touching me all over. Shows me nude pics of her by "accident".
I want to fuck her so bad. Thing is though, my dick is fucking tiny man. I'd be so embarrassed to show her. I don't want her to tell everyone else at work. What do I do?
What would you guys do? Also when I mean tiny, I mean tiny. My shit is 4x4 and I'm big so it looks super small on me.
bigger than me desu
>>36275107
>Girl at work is practically throwing herself at me.
Sure she is bro
>>36275107
Just go for it if you get her hot and heavy enough in the dark she might not even notice it
>tfw white robot who wants a black gf
>tfw no blacks fembots like white guys
>tfw jungle fever bad
>>36275097
Black female robots are rarer than blackbots.
>>36275147
Why can't they be more common?
>>36275097
Another Reddit social conditioning thread.
Nobody is attracted to sheboons
Can you get a gf if you hate going out and prefer to stay inside being comfy watching movies, playing vydia and reading
do girls like that?
>>36274947
im sure there were some bullied autistic girls out there somewhere anon.... if not. we all just need to become an hero.
>>36274978
yeah but then how do we spot them
the main problem is that women have it so easy they'll literally see you as the creep rapist guy if you tell them you're shy and introverted
>>36274978
the bullied autistic girls that post on here do not want us as boyfriends
women are all shit
Robots, I have a sort of issue with my little sister. I'm 18 and she is 12, I've always been a pretty reserved guy concerning my sexuality I mean this as in not being a horny moron nor a perma virgin. I just started to notice my little sister's tiny breasts, may God forgive me for this, but they secretly turn me on a lot. What should I do about this?
I don't wanna seem like those fags who make up stupid incest stories just for attention, but, she leans really close to me sometimes and she likes kissing me on the cheek (which is perfectly normal). Other times she sits next to me on her underwear while playing her videogames or using her phone.
What do I do about this? I don't want to seem creepy, it's just that she has gotten kinda hot.
>>36274946
Golden ticket is approaching your hand my friend. You just have to grab it. Do you want a sexslave for life in the form of your sister?
FUCKING GET ON WITH IT. If she kisses you on the cheek again, turn your head so your lips meet. Post results.
>>36274946
>tfw no 12 year old budding little sister that I can be a secret bf for
But for real OP you just have to start setting boundaries if you don't want to be tempted. If she's in her panties tell her to go put something on.
I want you to know your post gave my a boner. Just jerk off with her underwear and try really hard to not give her the dunless she wants it.
Pics that make you want to be a normie
>you will ever bring your kids to chicfila for a quick dinner after school
>>36274916
I'll give her a puppy if you know what I mean;)
i want to marry into the palin family
WW3 begins properly today lads.
But I'll be okay since I'm stuck in East Devonrather be evaorated desu edition
Forget out of date pic. For during WW3 time is irrelevant
First for wishing I was dead
>>36274927
You don't even need to tell us. We already know.
Also post waifus
Pls tell me madoanon.
Ask a pure male anything.
I may refuse some questions but I wont ignore anyone
How exactly are you defining pure?
>>36274905
Pure in body and soul.
>>36274919
So, what. No porn, no booze, no sex, no drugs?
What gf do you want, /r9k/? Post more of these.
>tfw actually the tranny gf irl
>>36275005
Delet this before the thread gets off topic
>>36275005
>tfw also the tranny gf minus the gf part