This is my wife
Please say something nice about her
>>36276105
Looks like you got cucked by big Anglo-American and Russian cock.
>>36276105
Don't listen to the jerk. She has very pretty eyes.
>>36276445
Cuck enabler.
>welfare
It's called reparations for all the free labour you stole from my great great great grandfather
>>36276039
Can't argue with that
oricunt
>>36276039
my family immigrated here in the twenties, we don't owe you shit
>be white
>get welfare
living the dream my nigga
I finally went outside. I went to a baseball game
Why are normies on this board? REeE get off
>>36276047
Going outside doesn't make me a normie faggot. I just decided it would be good for my mental health.
what teams did you see?
Is it even possible to find a girl who isn't fucking basic and isn't like every other girl these days? I just want a unique girl, and it seems like it's impossible.
>>36275959
The unique ones are hot commodities and get snapped up very fast.
You have to be quick. Also you have to bring more to the table because of the competition.
Yes, of course it is. Even if you discount the basic argument that each human being is essentially unique (though molded by the same cultural matrix, geographically and culturally speaking), there's always gonna be a percentage of the female population mirroring your position and ideas and interests on the other side of the gender divide.
Gonna bet you're probably ignoring them in favour of "hotter", more commodified girls you still feel attracted to, despite their "degeneracy". Ain't that a shame.
>>36276019
therefore impossible for the robot
maybe it is a possibility to find the potentially unique girl that is right now basic and tease out the qualities in relationship
the risk maybe is she leave at the moment of uniqueness achievement
>Chaddy Daddy makes me maddy
>I want to kick his ass so baddy
>Mommy only buys me nugs
>So Chaddy can afford his drugs
>But scream and struggle as I might
>I cannot beat him in a fight
>So one day I take a jug
>I fill it with digested nugs
>I throw the poop jug at his head
>While mommy is asleep in bed
>Alas I find I did not know
>That Chaddy had just snorted blow
>He points a pistol at my head
>He says he'll fill me up with lead
>Lucky me the drugs kick in
>Chaddy's face is looking grim
>Chaddy falls down on the floor
>Now's my chance I wait no more
>I pick his gun up off the grass
>I bust a cap right in his ass
>And in his open wound I pour
>My jugs of shit and piss galore
Hey, those lyrics are pretty funny, haha!
Do you mind if I use them for a song?
>>36275975
hey only if you let me hear the finished version!
I just love making OC /r9k/ memes.
>>36275906
Pure genius flimflam
TFW living paycheck to paycheck
It's hell robots
At least you have a job
I'm a parasite with no paycheck because I'm too fucked up to have a job
I'm living on neetbux funded by your paycheque, OP.
Does that make you feel better?
>>36275902
Go apply for a merchandiser job, or construction job, or overnight warehouse job. They'll take anyone who looks and says they'll be a great hard working employee
>spring
>every girl is wearing sandals
feet thread anyone?
I like it when we dump stories of failed attemps/missed opportunites/creepy stalking but anything is welcome (even normies with gf's)
also talk about what you like about feet, long toes are my fav >pic related
ill start with a story of mine
>be loser in HS
>never talked to girls
>one day some semi chad invites me to a party and i said yes because i was too scared to say no
>girls everywhere
>alcohol
>get drunk as fuck
>nervous as fuck and just awkwardly standing in a corner
>sit down because im bored and dont even know what to do anyway
>girl sits down next to me and puts her feet on my lap with sandals on
>my heart is pounding and she looks like a stacy ive no idea what to do
>she says "hey whats up?"
>i say nothing and stand up and leave like a cuck
>go outside and ask some guy for a cigarette
>have never smoked before
>just cough and people laugh around me
>go back inside
>girls is there looking lonely
>some other dude sits next to her and she leaves the seat
she literally had 10/10 feet but i was too much of a pussy even drunk lul
fast forward to college
>girls always barefoot around halls/dorms
>one girl has literally the best feet ive seen but is kind of a butterface
>im in a friends room and she's friends with him
>she needs help with some meme homework
>at this point i wasnt too beta and could at least talk to girls
>say some shit about "yeah thats easy let me help"
>she comes over and sits on the bed next to me and starts asking me questions
>i tell her the answers because they were easy for our major
>she scoots up on the bed
>feet are right in my field of view under her papers and shes cross legged
>cannot stop looking at them
>friend leaves the room
>this girl is getting wayyyy too comfortable and then goes on "the pose"
>she catches me staring at her feet while we go over the questions
>she just smiles and continues
>dont talk much after that day but she always smiled at me if we ever crossed each other on campus or in the dorms
>everytime she would visit my friends room she would bring sandals and always dangle them and look at me
i've more if anyone is interested
>>36275991
this is what the college girl feet looked liked
>>36275740
I will post my first foot experience to bump
>Me and this girl have been "friends" since birth pretty much (our moms were friends)
>me and her mess around a lot when we're really young
>feel each other up, make out all the time (we were like REALLY young so doesn't really count)
>she is my first "gf"
>we grow up and somewhat apart (she was really annoying and as a kid I didnt really care for girls that much)
>stay friends but we both try and act like we dont remember what we used to do all the time
>eventually move in down the street from her during HS
>by this time she is really hot 9/10 and I am virgin loser
>she comes over some times when shes fighting with her sisters
>complains her feet hurt
>mom says I should give her a foot rub to relax her
>we go downstairs
>spaghettieverywhere.jpg
>I get so hard
>she notices and starts rubbing her feet on my cock through my shorts
>we hang out for a bit and after I calm down I nope the fuck out of there
>never talk about it again
Does anyone else feel bad for trannies?
I always try to be extra nice to them because I know they need it. I make sure to call them "miss" and smile at them even if they don't look like a girl at all.
The ones who do it as a fetish are kind of weird but I empathize for the ones with dysphoria. They don't wanna be weirdos. But they can't help it.
i try to avoid them because i feel uncomfortable using their pronouns. i dont want to be an ass but at the same time i disagree with the whole concept, it feels like unhealthy escapism in the end
Yeah kinda. I can't even begin to imagine what it would be like to feel like I was born the wrong gender. I haven't met any trannies that I know of, but I'd be polite as possible unless they were one of those weird trannies who rejects pronouns and wants to be a woman but still dresses like a man.
>>36275621
>Does anyone else feel bad for trannies?
it makes me feel bad when there are assholes who go out of their way to be mean to them. Who the fuck does that to people? Why?
there's some dick in another tranny thread doing that now.
>"oh don't say that anon, you're actually pretty smart!"
NO I'M FUCKING NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>when your IQ is like 120 meaning normies think you're a genius but actual intelligent people think you're a normie
>>36275571
my mom says this all the damn time
>you're smart you're just not trying
i'm trying so hard I really really am
>>36275786
>>you're smart you're just not trying
i used to think i was smart but lazy. then i went to college and realized that i was literally a fucking drooling retard. somehow my mom still thinks i'm smart.
ITT: post like you're in another board.
Then try to guess who they're emulating.
>>36275544
FUCK NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS FUCK NIGGERS
plz fucci mi boipucci
>>36275544
all shit
>>36275583
/pol/
>New downstairs neighbors
>Niggers
>Being to worry
>Maybe it won't be a problem
>Overhear Nigress talking about how nice it is to not have the kids.
>They start fucking blasting their bass as loud as fuck after work everyday
Maybe the alt-right has a fucking point
>>36275530
This is one of the reasons I moved back home.
I hate apartments.
>Basketball American belowme starts blasting music at 7AM on a Sunday
>go downstairs, knock on his door, and ask him to turn it down
>he doesn't stab me
>he actually turns it down
I'm amazed that went as well as it did.
>be black
>be average
>no one wants to talk to you
>no one wants to be your friend
>some people are legitimately afraid of you
>just want to talk about vidya
>or anime
>or sports
>or anything really
none of you will know this feel
We're working on a Google doc to get more information. Here's the preliminary stuff for now.
What is MBTI:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myers%E2%80%93Briggs_Type_Indicator
In-depth look at theory and types:
>http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/basics
>http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/theory
Tests:
MBTI
>https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>http://similarminds.com/jung.html
Big Five (Openness, Conscientiousness, Extroversion, Agreeableness, and Neuroticism)
>http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
>https://www.outofservice.com/bigfive/
Enneagram (Nine interconnected personality types)
>http://similarminds.com/test.html
>http://www.9types.com/rheti/index.php
SLOAN (Social or Reserved, Limbic or Calm, Organized or Unstructured, Accommodating or Egocentric, Non-curious or Inquisitive)
>http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
Gdoc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v0qxanTMPVY8_aPqyTd-pgU_E65wgNC-LcbSMr4NgGA/edit
First for INTJs. PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE INTERACTING WITH US INTJs. Thank you kind citizens.
>>36275528
Your obsession is bordering on hysteria. Seek help.
Also please read this and visit /r/intj if you have any more questions about INTJs. Thank you patriots.
>>36275561
Go away troll.
>tfw you have never seen frozen or breaking bad
What things do you do to piss off the normies?
breaking bad is actually amazing tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIRCPAOLBd0
I don't even own a TV anymore.
>>36275328
>don't watch TV shows
>only sport I like is baseball
>don't consume alcohol
>think that casual sex is meaningless and isn't worth pursuing
My coworkers think I'm some sort of alien
How many things are there
>>36275306
I'm studying to become a customs broker. I have to study this document called the Harmonized Tariff Schedule. (used to determine taxes on imported goods) It's about 3500 pages and it has a list of every possible tangible object that you can touch. So there are lots of things
>>36275481
KYS.
>>36275306
Depends on what you mean. There's only a few hudnred elements, but then you can devide a thing, even time, infinitely.
>>36275676
What criticism do you have with my post?
Tell me all about each one of your friends
>>36275304
Go fuck yourself.
I hate your face.
Fuck you.
KILL YOURSELF. ;-;
Ones a normie who's too busy with his life to ever hang out
Ones a super robot who never wants to hang out unless it's too the movies or his basement
One moved away
Ones going to jail for cheese pizza
One is a massive degenerate and quite kind and supportive.
One is the most intelligent person I have met but he intentionally acts retarded. He is also manipulative.
One is quite nice and gives reasonable advice, he plays a lot of VNs and chess.
One is a total subby masochistic fag who loves FFXIV and is a dick magnet.
My closest friend is kind, always there for me, extremely relatable, fun to play vidya with, and I can't imagine life without him. He is the best thing that has happened to me and I hope I can repay him adequately somehow one day.