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>>36276789
>Why would they lead you on like that?

attention

You're supposed to not give a shit and still pursue her and make her suck your cock as she's on the phone with her boyfriend telling him she'll be home a little late because her boss is making her work an extra hour.

Men always do this to me and I just assume they're being overly friendly. Obviously I'm not going to just open my mouth and scream "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND DON'T TALK TO ME" to every man that approaches me for a chat, I'm not autistic. Woman woman friends too you know, and who knows, you might have been gay. We do't know that shit based on appearance.

>>36276753
a very original april fools

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>"Doesn't it just...just, like, make you sad? Sad that we're going to die? Most likely die by ourselves when we're old and everything hurts. And then once we're dead, no one is going to remember. All the great ideas and crazy ingenious things that people get remembered for are all...gone. That's there's nothing left to leave our names on. We're going to die alone and no one is going to even remember or care...doesn't that make you sad Anon? Will you remember me?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbT9DeULzU4

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>"Hey Anon, can you go and throw another log into the fireplace? It's getting cold and I don't think it'll be bright enough for me to finish this chapter with just a few embers left...actually nevermind just come over here. Anon, put the log down! You'll keep me warm instead. Come over here and sit next to me. I'm reading the Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo. No, silly, it's completely different from the Disney movie. Rest your head on my shoulder and we'll finish this story together."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-3Z3jmDiL0

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You know what? Fuck her. Shame her infront of her parents, tell her ex-bf, tell her friends, rent a plane that says "fuck you janine for cheating on me"

Do that, shave your head, delete social media, move away: new beginnings help.

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>>36276723
Try to forget her as she forgot you. If you have a girlfriend then you surely have friends? Yeah? Surround yourself with that positive reinforcement and throw in vidya, exercise, anime or other needs of escapism until you start to think lightly about it.

It will take time of course but once you learn to slowly forget about it, then it won't be as bad.

Good luck.

>>36276723
Don't do anything rash, just move on and pursue other women. Worst I'd do is text her saying you're afraid you might have aids, and you probably infected her

It is because of Jews

As much as I feel you're pain, your exposition is over simplifying the problem. It's not "our ancestors"' fault, not anymore than it is ours to be born in a precise economic system, with a cultural superstructure that serves as the subtle turtlehead in our defences to adapt us to this kind of lifestyle.

Both of them were born and created millennia ago, and they evolved alongside us. We can't blame our ancestors, honestly, unless we keep hitting ourselves in the face for the "sin" of being born in this system and perpetuating it - even when we don't desire to.

Shit's much more complicated, especially if you consider the paradigm shift of the last hundred years of so - we went from the anthropocene to the "technocene", switching from a focus on the human to a focus on Techne, on the machine, which is, sadly, only natural and obvious for us to do.

Learn about anarcho-primitivism.

Civilization was a mistake.

>>36276587
>Why do you hate women?

because they're awful :^)

I don't hate women and never had. Their desire for Chad is no different from my desire for Stacey.

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>>36276648
>he desires stacy

You: is it true?
IQApe: Cool I like bananas
You: are you a racist?
IQApe: Kind of
You: do you hate jews?
IQApe: Show me nudes

You: who are you?
IQApe: im nobody
You: BillClinton is a rapist
IQApe: do you skate?
You: no
IQApe: why not?
You: skateboards are for fags
IQApe: RGTHY
You: did you vote for trump?
IQApe: its too delicious
You: what is?
IQApe: you are asking many questions
You: who did 9/11?
IQApe: you

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>Neurodyne

>>36276533
Nobody likes you nigger ahahahahaha kys

White barbers refuse to cut my hair

>>36276533

Probably didn't wanna hear your bitching about white people touching your hair.

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Can I speak to the manager?

>>36276438
I have been struggling to get a job for well over a year now since I graduated, literally nothing I've tired has gotten me closer to landing a job.

I'd cave an old fart's face in if he gave me advice like this unironically.

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Have you ever actually tried walking in, asking for the manager, and firmly shaking their hand? If not, how can you be sure it wouldn't work?

>>36276411
You are truly a pathetic man

>>36276691
but an awesome sex object~

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>tfw haven't had pussy in so long that even boy pussy is starting to look good

>>36276341
Why not propecia, my friend took it and works good. I gave up a while ago, saw palmetto isn't strong enough, don't bother.

>>36276341
Propecia works though. Keep on the rogaine, but I advise against palmetto because there's no empirical evidence that it does anything and using supplements is a crapshoot, you never know what your getting because there's literally no oversight from the FDA/EU equivalent

>>36276341
Saw palmetto is pretty much useless at stopping hair loss. It's too weak of a DHT inhibitor to really be effective.

Why are you afraid of propecia anyway? I've been on it for a year and a half and the only side effect I've had after the first month or two (when I sometimes couldnt get it up when it was time to fap) has been the occasional ball cramp.

Most people don't get any side effects from it, and those that do, usually only have them temporarily while their body is getting used to the hormone changes. And for those that have them longer, they almost always go away after they stop taking it.

And saw palmetto works the same way finasteride/propecia does, so if you're worried about side effects, you can get the same ones from saw palmetto (which doesnt work nearly as well for preventing hair loss)

>>36276319
fill your vagina with glue

ha ha joke's on you i've had a vasectomy!

wrap your legs around him criss_crossed, and say "I want you to do it inside"

source: I write doujins for a living.

>>36276302
I always start with "Hello pretty girl"
Works decently.

I desire sex

hai cutie patootie :3

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>when your cocklust kicks in

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>>36276219
The best part is you can never cure their cocklust, it'll always come back and they'll always want more, you can only ease it by giving them your big neet cock

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>>36276272
I'm the one with the cocklust!

A-and don't tell me that, I thought it was just a phase...

https://youtu.be/vQ9_yyaDjPI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opeETnB8m8w
most based CTE song desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY8IS0ssnXQ

>no use looking out
>it's within that brings that lonely feeling

I guess this comment wasn't original enough.

>>36276139
all girls are dumber than me that's why they're girls lol xD

I would only date a girl dumber than me.

Without trying to sound like I'm boasting, if I refused to date women who were less intelligent than me, it'd rule out the overwhelming majority of the population.

>Is not being able to tell the difference between you're and your a dealbreaker?
Do you mean she sometimes makes a careless mistake when she's writing, or that she can't even understand that they are different words with different uses?
The former is fine, the latter is not.