I have cancer and have been given less than a year to live. I'm afraid to die. I don't want to go, not yet. I got the news a few days ago and I don't know where else to turn.
Do you think you'll see it out or kill yourself beforehand?
>>36281473
This sounds gay as fuck like I"m telling you to live out some cheesy rom com but this is what you have to do be fulfilled before you die okay. First of all. You need to get married. She doesn't have to be perfect but she just needs to live for you in your final days. Secondly, you have to make some kind of artistic or monetary impact on the world. I know that sounds hard or difficult but it's definitely doable in a year. This is assuming you're not meming and posting this for attention This will ensure you are not depressed for when you die. You will be surrounded by an accomplishment and a woman who loves you when you die you're fucking set my nigga don't go gently into that good night.
>>36281487
I'll be able to see it out. Since I have less than a year the doctors aren't putting me on chemo. But still... a year. A fucking year left in my life. I'm terrified.
>held in huge shit
>it retreated back into the back of my colon
>now want to get rid of it but can't
who thought this was a good idea?
>sit for too long
>get hemorrhoids
>decide to do fitness
>overstrain and get anal fissure
>now would have to struggle my whole life with itchy and loose butthole
Wow nature
10/10 design
Fucking impeccable
>>36281341
Whatta asshole!
>Don't eat anything healthy
>Can't take a shit
>Always feel the urge to poop
>Nothing leaves
>Three weeks later
>Found some expired milk, 1L
>Drink it all with old cold coffee
>Spray diarrhea kicks in
>Best dump of my life
>mfw
Fuck. Why did I only watch this now?
ITT: overrated shitoregon
I've never watched it. I got all the books though. I wonder how they compare.
>>36281308
fight me originally
Hey there, cutie. How about you and me have a good time?
>>36281292
I only fuck angels, thanks. It's not-- it kind of is a race thing.
>>36281292
Sorry but I can't get erections
>>36281292
Only if you let me suck your dick
oregano pastrami
>tfw no publican bf
what's it like knowing you'll never find a bf because you're literally undatable
>>36281331
I think I can find one.
>>36281381
You think
but you should know that you're wrong
if i can't find one you can't
Does any one here have short bursts of time moving really fast?
This isn't about time becoming shorter as you old, but more like a short burst of it suddenly happening and way different from the time you experience.
Is this symptomatic of anything? I tried searching but nothing comes up other than 'wew being older time faster'
>>36281261
wtf I'm the only one?
or is my time perception so fucked up that this is actually how fast time passes by in reality?
Happens to me when I get really drunk sometimes
>>36281261
that's just life fuckhead you can't have perfect time perception
where my kissless hugless virgins at?
21 in 2 months.
No end in sight for my virginity.
>>36281246
Only 6 months until Im 30.
No professional success either. Currently NEET.
I don't get how I could get through school with "above average" grades (even if I majored in something worthless), and end up like this.
>>36281295
Do you feel any tingling? Can you feel your wizard powers activate?
24 soon.
I've never even been to a bar or party, ever.
I'm so detached from others I doubt I can ever return.
And every girl has a bf anyway. Or had multiple. I can never live up to any of them.
It seems I will die eventually without ever getting a hug from anyone.
Ate 7g of shrooms an hour ago, currently listening to Macintosh Plus, and the walls just started moving.
GOTTA
GET
A
GRIP
Sounds fun desu
I feel like relaxing at home would be the least degenerate way to use shrooms but I still hold off trying...
>>36281179
>macintosh plus
are you ready to ASCEND yet?
https://giantclaw.bandcamp.com/album/deep-thoughts
have some DEEP THOUGHTS
I have 12x 100ug that I'm going to take all at once, when I find the right time. I've only done 100ug before because I'm a little bitch, but dozens of times
Okay, I know /r9k/ was gradually receiving an influx of unwanted normies and roasties recently.
But this is getting out of hand. It's almost as if all robots have vanished. The amount of normie, fembot, chad, and roastie threads I have been seeing in the past few days is absolutely unbelievable. I have never been more disgusted in my life to be sharing my safe space with the venom of normies. Am I the only one left? What the fuck did you normans do to my people? You fucking imbeciles need to leave NOW.
Any robots out there? Please confirm I am not going crazy and there is still hope for our people.
im still here lad. they are most likely here temporarily thanks to shia
Well, what should I do, I don't have any threads to post in anymore, my life is shit, it won't last much longer since I finally got cancer, so there's no point fighting for the board. All I wanted out of /r9k/ was a fat ugly fembot gf :(
>>36281138
>Any robots out there?
Yeah. 29 year old neet and kissless virgin here.
its another "anon wants to kill himself for the 6th year in a row because nobody told him happy birthday" episode
>>36281092
>inb4 nobody replies to my threads like usual
why is living such a pain
>>36281092
I'm sorry about that OP but Happy Birthday~ if today is your birthday.
Currently I'm helping lots of anons with shit like depression and anxiety right now so sorry in advance if I can't reply to you.
Onigiri
Happy birthday anon! Cakes, candy, and good tidings. Unless you are diabetic, then I wish you a chicken sandwich and good tidings.
I told my older sister that I never watched Fight Club before so she's having me watch Fight Club with her. All I ever seen of Fight Club was a sex scene of it on TV once so I know there's going to be nudity in the movie.
What am I supposed to do when watching a movie with someone and there's a sex scene? Do I look away or leave to use bathroom or what?
Look at her straight in the eyes with one eye and look at the sex scene with the other eye while stroking your dick softly with your hand.
>>36281064
yawn and put your arm around her
it's a classic
When it starts just grab a cushion and put it over your rising boner. Also be sure to look at her more than the screen, so she knows that you're not into embarrassing stuff like nudity or sex.
Are men allowed to have standards?
>>36281017
Yep. That's why I'm so lonelyand gay
>>36281017
>slut acts like slut, gets treated like one, demands justice
kek
>>36281017
Yes, but if feminism ever conquers, no.
The standards for woman (like always) will be high and men would be forced to settle down for any girl no matter how ugly or fat she is but woman won't do the same.
gibbe them bfs
>>36280991
How do I know if I qualify?
>>36281005
1. be human
2. be male
4. want a bf
5. that's pretty much it
>>36281016
i meet those quaifications
>it's another whopper from burger king episode
>it's a wake up from a weird dream and start crying over nothing episode
>it's a deploy the garrison episode
>it's another die in a dream and think you've awoken to nothingness again
>tfw you'll never be a skinny girl
>>36280979
Nigga that's what we call a failed abortion
>>36280979
I feel this feel. I wanna be a legal loli body type.
oh my god that body looks disgusting. women are lucky that men have such a diverse taste in women, aka women are lucky men are so desperate for vagina.